[brattyyank (On Moderation)]

Re: Soy Milk turns kids queer!!

Never had soy milk as a child. I started drinking it about a year or two ago. I mentioned this in another thread. I drank it because I had a head cold and didn't want to drink regular milk at that time. Now I drink both. It didn't turn me gay. It didn't make me cheat on my husband either. I consume whatever is out there. Except for Jewish food. Some of that Kosher stuff doesn't look too appetizing to me.

If soy milk makes kids queer, will eating Matzo ball soup and those bland Kosher crackers turn me into a penny pinching cheapskate?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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If soy milk makes kids queer, will eating Matzo ball soup and those bland Kosher crackers turn me into a penny pinching cheapskate?

If you haven't clicked on the PayPal button at the bottom of this page and donated at least $200 to JESUS, I guess you already know the answer.

[Brother Temperance]

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If soy milk makes kids queer, will eating Matzo ball soup and those bland Kosher crackers turn me into a penny pinching cheapskate?

Whatever you do, don't eat any Polack "food". That baklava stuff is of the Devil as well. Most punks and communists start out that way. Also, make sure every meal contains a healthy portion of meat. Veganism is the first step on the road to terrorism.

[SinisterPizza]

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Also, it is a proven fact that Puerto Rican girls who eat plenty of chicken have a much better chance of finding a husband early in life. Praise!

How is that one proved?

[Brother Temperance]

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How is that one proved?

It's a fact.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'd like to add that soybeans also can turn your grandfather into a communist. They did mine (on my sinful mother's side, of course). He had this poem framed on the wall, instead of a portrait of Christ.

Soybeans
The October air was warm and musky, blowing
Over brown fields, heavy with the fragrance
Of freshly combined beans, the breath of harvest.

He was pulling a truckload onto the scales
At the elevator near the rail siding north of town
When a big Cadillac drove up. A man stepped out,
Wearing a three-piece suit and a gold pinky ring.
The man said he had just invested a hundred grand
In soybeans and wanted to see what they looked like.

The farmer stared at the man and was quiet, reaching
For the tobacco in the rear pocket of his jeans,
Where he wore his only ring, a threadbare circle rubbed
By working cans of dip and long rows on the backside
Of a hundred acre run. He scooped up a handful
Of small white beans, the pearls of the prairie, saying:

Soybeans look like a foot of water on the field in April
When you're ready to plant and can't get in;
Like three kids at the kitchen table
Eating macaroni and cheese five nights in a row,
Or like a broken part on the combine when
Your credit with the implement dealer is nearly tapped.

Soybeans look like prayers bouncing off the ceiling
When prices on the Chicago grain market start to drop,
Or like your old man's tears when you tell him
How much the land might bring for subdivisions.
Soybeans look like the first good night of sleep in weeks
When you unload at the elevator and the kids get Christmas.

He spat a little juice on the tire of the Cadillac,
Laughing despite himself and saying to the man:
Now maybe you can tell me what a hundred grand looks like.

--Thomas Alan Orr

Now go and read the book of Ezekiel to cleanse your soul!

[Seeker]

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Making a poem over soybeans? Stupid. This is my poem that hangs over my bed and I repeat daily.

“This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive; Ill never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you.”

[Soy_boy]

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Hello fellow Americans,

This post came up on a search I was doing and I couldn't help but register to your friendly forum so I could add my 2 cents.

This anti soy movement is nothing but competitors of soy trying to turn you away from soy.

I've been eating soy since 1984 and I have absolutely no sexual interest in other men. Yuk. (And I ain't in the soy business either)

And I have to add that I've unfortunately come across too many men, who don't eat soy, who are all too sexually interested in other men ! In fact the most outspoken gay men I was forced to have conversations with, were quite the non soy eating, pro meat eating men.
(I lived in San Francisco for 4 years because that's where a female relative of mine was living and I didn't have much other choice (as a kid) than to try living there for a while, and the homos coming on to me (I'm a man, in case you didn't take that for granted already) was quite sickening !)

(those homos, let me tell you, they think their problems are the main concern of the universe. totally self-absorbed like you wouldn't believe. Talk about a group of people that's great to get away from. All they do is talk about how freakin raging gay they are and how they're repressed from being more gay, as if we should all let their gayness snow-ball until it becomes a gay exploding atomic bomb. I mean isn't that what they want ? It's just GAY GAY GAY, all freakin' day with them. Sorry for ranting, but I had to be strongly subjected to it for a few years, but they sure as heck didn't convert this hetro and tha's the point I'm trying to share with you about this misinformed soy issue)

Soy is just fine, and I am only sexually attracted to women. Trust me. The sight of naked men for me : get it out of here !. Naked women (the hot looking ones)

Big fan of naked women. Naked men :you can have 'em all.

Heck, I might be proof that soy makes a man like women too much.

And God is waiting for you to respect all his other creatures. His sadness of this oversight should be quite apparent to those seeking a better universe. You are over-looking this important fact with this homo nonsense. Let the homos do themselves in. From what I observed of them, tha't likely to happen. They seem to be highly emotionally unstable. They'll do themselves in, if you just let them go at war with each other. See, ignore them, and then they go at war with eachother instead of them uniting and going at war with the heterosexual opposition.

Bless you for letting the truth into your heart.

Also, you have to be careful about anti-homo "crusades", cause some women and child abusers will take advantage of that and sneak though and hide in your group. You already know that, but I can't help but bring up that important fact.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That was a lot of text. Too much, in fact, so I just skimmed over it. So if I get the gist of it, you're a homersexual hippy. Hooray for you. Personally, I love God and America.

[Soy_boy]

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That was a lot of text. Too much, in fact, .

I don't doubt that for a second. Let me change over to something more at home for ya: Mary had a little lamb, her....
Oh crap, those designer shoes on ebay went and stole all your attention.

[Nobar King]

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Only an idiot would ignore the fact that soy turns you gay.

[Soy_boy]

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Ok, street corner thug responses. That always wins over the masses.
Gosh if only Obama and Muslims were big soy fans, imagine how much more fun you'd have with anti-soyism.

[BelieverInGod]

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Ok, street corner thug responses. That always wins over the masses.
Gosh if only Obama and Muslims were big soy fans, imagine how much more fun you'd have with anti-soyism.

Anti-soyism?

As for soy turning you gay, even the queers admit it. Just look at this article

http://www.queervoice.net/kmcmullen/2006/12/12/this-just-in-soy-causes-homosexuality/

[Soy_boy]

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Queers try to see everything as gay somehow. I saw that when I was forced to be around some of them (school, etc).
Yeah, that's real smart asking queers if somethings queer. The queerness bounces so hard off themselves, I don't care what else is in the room, it comes back to their eyes as queer. You like it that way ? yeah, I thought so.

[BelieverInGod]

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Queers try to see everything as gay somehow. I saw that when I was forced to be around some of them (school, etc).
Yeah, that's real smart asking queers if somethings queer. The queerness bounces so hard off themselves, I don't care what else is in the room, it comes back to their eyes as queer. You like it that way ? yeah, I thought so.

So straight scientists say that soy turns you queer, Christian pastors tell you that soy turns you queer, even queers tell you that soy turns you queer, but you're going to argue against them all?

Maybe it's time for you to admit some things, come out of the closet and join the BASH program.