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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    #1

    Help College Queers Change Their Name

    Well if THIS isn't sickening I don't know what is. A group of homers want to change the name of their club for perverts "to be more inclusive." I hope you all will help them out with your True Christian™ suggestions.

    LGBT Affairs office considers name change

    The University's Office of Lesbian Gay Bisexual and Transgender Affairs plans to pick a new name by the end of the semester in an effort to be more inclusive.

    Gabe Javier, an LGBT affairs assistant, said the current name doesn't represent allies - members who support the group regardless of whether they fit into any of the categories mentioned in the title.

    "Part of it is that the letters are more exclusive than inclusive," Javier said. "There are lots of people who are part of the LGBT community that may not identify as a lesbian, bisexual or gay person."

    Another problem with the current title is the ambiguity of the word "transgender," he said.

    The term is typically used to encompass people with a gender identity different from the male or female classification that society would conventionally designate to them. But many people tend to confuse it with the word "transsexual," a term for a person who wants to assume the physical characteristics and gender roles of a different sex.

    The organization began investigating a name change in October 2006. Since then, it has conducted surveys of group members, asked University faculty and officials for feedback and researched what other schools call their offices.

    It plans to select a name by the end of the term and to implement the new name next semester. It also plans to hold a contest to design a new logo for the group. The name change is slated to be completed by July.

    LSA senior Andrew McBride, an employee of the LGBT Affairs office, said the group won't pick a new name until it gets a wide range of suggestions from members of the University community.

    "We will be holding three forums for anyone who wants to reveal that they are invested in the name change," McBride said. "Students, staff, faculty, and the greater community are welcome to come. We also have our blog, and we'll be taking suggestions there as well."
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    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

    I don't see why they should have such an office at all. We've fought long and hard for our freedom of expressive association to exclude them, and now they want their own group? If that isn't anti-Christian persecution, then nothing is.

    If such an office absolutely has to exist, how about "Departure Lounge for the Lake of Fire"?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #3
      Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      I don't see why they should have such an office at all. We've fought long and hard for our freedom of expressive association to exclude them, and now they want their own group? If that isn't anti-Christian persecution, then nothing is.

      If such an office absolutely has to exist, how about "Departure Lounge for the Lake of Fire"?
      I think they should schedule their meetings on the practice field at the same time as football practice, and change the name of their club to "Tackling Dummies".

      No, scratch that. These perverts might get some kind of thrill out of having the wind knocked out of them and having large muscular men pile on top of them.

      Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

        Why not just call it the junior ACLU?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • lord warrior
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2007
          • 406

          #5
          Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

          F aggot
          O bscene
          R ectum licking
          N igger loving
          A dulteress
          C unts for
          A ss-hole buggering
          T ransvestite
          I cest loving
          O nanism loving
          N ation

          Pardon my french ladies, but I had to call it as I saw it.

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464

            #6
            Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

            Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
            F aggot
            O bscene
            R ectum licking
            N igger loving
            A dulteress
            C unts for
            A ss-hole buggering
            T ransvestite
            I cest loving
            O nanism loving
            N ation
            Well, that is very disgusting, and I'm sure that Sister BTB will have to take to her bed after having read it. But, it seems accurate. Why can't we just call these sodomites and their sodomite-enablers "Satan's Brown-Nosers"?
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            • roserougesang
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2007
              • 418

              #7
              Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

              Why not something like 'The Community for Alternative Sexuality'?
              "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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              • Enobarbus
                Professor of English Landover University
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 3496

                #8
                Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                Why not something like 'The Community for Alternative Sexuality'?
                "Community"? I don't doubt there are communities of the filthy creatures here and there, but I don't think it is appropriate as the name of an organisation for the promotion of filth, perversion, faggotry, and all other nameless forms of same-sex sexual deviancy.

                To be all inclusive would require a very long name. It would need to include poofters, perverts, deviants, queers, fags, homers, lezbos, sodomites, paedophiles, and those who indulge in other vile forms of degeneracy such as buggery, onanism, oral sex, etc.

                It is sickening to simply think about it. Praise the Lord that when he comes again with the great sword in his mouth at the head of a great army, he will slaughter the deviants, sodomites and their like so that their blood flows in rivers and their bodies are left lying for the carrion birds to feed on. And then of course they will be dispatched to the flames of hell, though even that seems too good for them.
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #9
                  Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

                  Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                  Why not something like 'The Community for Alternative Sexuality'?
                  I'll tell you why not. There is no such thing as 'alternative sexuality'. Unless you think being stoned to death by everyone in the village is somehow sexual.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #10
                    Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

                    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post

                    Why not something like 'The Community for Alternative Sexuality'?
                    Now this is a typically secular way of thinking, Roserouge, and it will get you into trouble with Jesus.
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #11
                      Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

                      They could always just revert back to "The Roman Catholic Church".
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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

                        Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                        Praise the Lord that when he comes again with the great sword in his mouth at the head of a great army, he will slaughter the deviants, sodomites and their like so that their blood flows in rivers and their bodies are left lying for the carrion birds to feed on. And then of course they will be dispatched to the flames of hell, though even that seems too good for them.
                        They should be easy to find in the student union office. Let's hope he starts there.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Bryan Tamariki
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                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 285

                          #13
                          Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

                          I don't know why we are discussing what they should be called. Simply ban these vile sinners from the campus! The fact that these deviants exist is an abomination to God.
                          Joshua 24:15
                          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

                            Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                            Why not something like 'The Community for Alternative Sexuality'?
                            Yes, and when Jesus drop-kicks them into the lake of fire, they can say that they've achieved "alternative salvation."
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                               
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 6574

                              #15
                              Re: Help College Queers Change Their Name

                              Al-Queda.



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