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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12504

    #1

    Teddy Haggard is Back, Straight as an Arrow



    Ted Haggard is starting a new church on June 9.

    Though I did not meet him, I heard that Ted spent some time in Freehold where our Pastors worked to chase out the homer demons and return him to heterosexuality.

    If that is true, hats off to our Godly Pastors.

    JJH
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Teddy Haggard is Back, Straight as an Arrow

    Praise! "Straight as an Arrow" - as ever!

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    • Brother V
      True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 3481

      #3
      Re: Teddy Haggard is Back, Straight as an Arrow

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      http://pewforum.org/Religion-News/Di...ew-church.aspx

      Ted Haggard is starting a new church on June 9.

      Though I did not meet him, I heard that Ted spent some time in Freehold where our Pastors worked to chase out the homer demons and return him to heterosexuality.

      If that is true, hats off to our Godly Pastors.

      JJH
      It is not true that they did the "smoke the whole pack of cigarettes at once" method of driving out the demons.

      YIC
      V
      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Teddy Haggard is Back, Straight as an Arrow

        Well lets hope it sticks this time. I didn't think a 3-week magical cure would work.

        Is his wife returning to him?
        Drama queen

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12504

          #5
          Re: Teddy Haggard is Back, Straight as an Arrow

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Well lets hope it sticks this time. I didn't think a 3-week magical cure would work.

          Is his wife returning to him?
          Yes, his wife is with him. I believe she also was here in Freehold under the care of our Pastors. I suppose our Pastors have to honor the professional code of confidentiality, but it would be interesting to know what their take is on the couple.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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