IS a holy neutering right

[lord warrior]

I am sad to announce that one of the young boys in my church has fallen victim to the evilest of sins, and become a true homer. We had our suspesions for awhile, but his mother has informed us that he wants to take "private,after hour instructions' from a catlick priest. He has decided to join the pagan church as well. Why just last Sunday we found him showing the younger boys the "pleasures of being a alter boy". Finding him in the ultimate homer position, doing sodomy, has put his godly mother in the hospital.

He will not repent the sins or being a pagan catlick, and desperate times call for biblical answers. The bible teaches us if your eye offends thee, pluck it out. So his mother, in desprite fear of his soul, has asked the men of the church to pluck his offending part off of him. But we have some questions.

Do we cut off just his member, his seed bearers, or do it right and cut it all off. I just wonder what be the most biblical, christian way of doing this.

For better to be a part man, than a full homer.

[Poetic Peter]

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That's a ghastly proposition.

Haven't you considered the modern alternative of "chemical castration" instead?


Really. I can't believe I'm reading of such cruel plans in this modern day of

well, there is a prescription drug.
Failing that, chemical castration by acid or caustic will serve.
Lime-Away is cheap. A soak would render the lad useless to any end.

hth, YIC, PP

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I just wonder what be the most biblical, christian way of doing this.

For better to be a part man, than a full homer.

It doesn't work that way. You have to take him and everyone he has homered with out and stone them to death, for it is so written in Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13.

[lord warrior]

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While I will acknowleage your wisdom in this matter, we must consider his age. 14 is awfully young to stone him on the likelyhood of his being a homer. Also that thing about man law that state's killing a child is illegal.

We here in our slice of heaven are too poor for chemical castration. Pills cost a fortune and we church elders have worked out a solution.

Today, we will put a restrictive band around his seed maker,and this will cut off the blood to it. If the boy repents and starts liking girls, then it can be cut off. If not, the thing will fall off on its own, Fred says it works great on his goats, so a boy should work as well.

Well maybe I'm going soft in my old age, but immediate stoning should only be reserved for adult homers, over 21. We can and should show some Christian mercy to our youth.

PS: That homer catlick priest has gone missing, last seen in the local quarry, just before they blasted again. God always win in these matters, doesn't he?

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Also that thing about man law that state's killing a child is illegal.

What? We're in America now, religion is free to do basically whatever it wants and answers only to God and if anyone tries to stop you it is because they are intolerant and prejudice.

[Talitha]

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that thing about man law that state's killing a child is illegal.

Do I take it that you don't live within a Christian Community like Freehold?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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It is perfectly legal to kill a child in America, as long as it hasn't been born yet. Too bad anyone who does that goes straight to Hell.

[lord warrior]

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Do I take it that you don't live within a Christian Community like Freehold?

No, not like Freehold. They all say there Christian's, but there is no stoneings or the like. Most are hipicrite's. they preach the word, but do not live it.
Most people in the halla grow and do pot and meth.

[Larry Lee]

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No, not like Freehold. They all say there Christian's, but there is no stoneings or the like. Most are hipicrite's. they preach the word, but do not live it.
Most people in the halla grow and do pot and meth.

Hmmmm, they're also not very good at spelling.

Nowadays there are acceptible alternatives to stoning. The mother could enroll her young homer in BASH -- but certainly not in Love Won Out or NARTH where the backsliding rate is so high that they only function as homersexual recruitment camps.