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Legendary crooner Pat Boone believes that they did, and I think he makes a very convincing argument. In a stunning new column for WorldNetDaily, long-time LBC beneficiary Brother Snuffles* presents his hypothesis, which theorizes that the ACLU is also to blame for the nationwide aborticide pandemic and the dissolution of our sovereign borders.
It's written in a highly sophisticated metaphorical style, so it might take some time to figure out just what he means. Here are the important parts:
What an insidious way to destroy America—brainwash everyone into choosing a lifestyle that prevents babymaking and leads to an excruciating death at an average age of 23! It sounds just like something the ACLJoos would come up with. God bless Pat Boone for blowing the lid off this conspiracy!
*Pat Robertson and Pat Buchanan joined our church first, and they got to be Brother Pat and Brother Patrick respectively. Poor Booney was stuck with being Brother Snuffles, but he's been a trooper about it, and if Buchanan continues criticizing GWB's Godly War On Islamocommunofascistism... well, there may be some big changes around the bend.
It's written in a highly sophisticated metaphorical style, so it might take some time to figure out just what he means. Here are the important parts:
Once upon a time, in a land they called America, a little girl was born.
This little girl was so very beautiful, so exceptional, that her loving parents named her Snow White. Truly, her lustrous black hair and limpid dark eyes were the perfect complement to her exquisite ivory skin. And as lovely as she was on the outside, she was even more beautiful within; her sweet, sunny personality absolutely melted everyone who saw her.
In her early childhood, her parents saw that she was taught all the important things – loving obedience, respect for others, politeness and ladylike behavior, and a childlike faith in God. These things she actually liked, and though she was quite playful and sunny, she exuded character and intelligence.
Then she met the Seven Dwarfs.
They'd been tagged with this name because they seemed so weird and insignificant; but they always clustered together, bound by strange, liberal and sometimes seditious beliefs. Some of them were teachers and others members of what was called a "civil liberties union." Somehow, they steadily gained and exerted mysterious influence. Their names were Sneaky, Dopey, Smarmy, Angry, Sleazy, Grouchy and Dork.
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In another part of town, in another spellbound school, a handsome young boy named Prince Charming was going through similar experiences. Snow White and Prince Charming would have made a perfect couple, as their parents would have dreamed – but under prolonged exposure to the same hypnotic spell, the boy was seduced by each of the Dwarfs and taught in the mandatory sex education class that he'd been born "gay." When he learned he'd contracted AIDS, he overdosed on drugs that were easily obtained just outside the principal's office, on the schoolyard.
This little girl was so very beautiful, so exceptional, that her loving parents named her Snow White. Truly, her lustrous black hair and limpid dark eyes were the perfect complement to her exquisite ivory skin. And as lovely as she was on the outside, she was even more beautiful within; her sweet, sunny personality absolutely melted everyone who saw her.
In her early childhood, her parents saw that she was taught all the important things – loving obedience, respect for others, politeness and ladylike behavior, and a childlike faith in God. These things she actually liked, and though she was quite playful and sunny, she exuded character and intelligence.
Then she met the Seven Dwarfs.
They'd been tagged with this name because they seemed so weird and insignificant; but they always clustered together, bound by strange, liberal and sometimes seditious beliefs. Some of them were teachers and others members of what was called a "civil liberties union." Somehow, they steadily gained and exerted mysterious influence. Their names were Sneaky, Dopey, Smarmy, Angry, Sleazy, Grouchy and Dork.
...
In another part of town, in another spellbound school, a handsome young boy named Prince Charming was going through similar experiences. Snow White and Prince Charming would have made a perfect couple, as their parents would have dreamed – but under prolonged exposure to the same hypnotic spell, the boy was seduced by each of the Dwarfs and taught in the mandatory sex education class that he'd been born "gay." When he learned he'd contracted AIDS, he overdosed on drugs that were easily obtained just outside the principal's office, on the schoolyard.
*Pat Robertson and Pat Buchanan joined our church first, and they got to be Brother Pat and Brother Patrick respectively. Poor Booney was stuck with being Brother Snuffles, but he's been a trooper about it, and if Buchanan continues criticizing GWB's Godly War On Islamocommunofascistism... well, there may be some big changes around the bend.
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