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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    Could NFL Football Be Gay???

    Folks, I feel like a traitor questioning the National Football Association, but some of their behavior has me concerned! I have done some research and what I found out didn't settle my nerves at all. I learned that this activity is called Hike and that the person who puts their butt in said position is called the Snapper (that sure sounds gay). But is it really possible that an All-American sport has been hiding a deep dark secret for all these years? PERPLEXED GLENDORA
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    Tags: anal sex causes ass demons, football, nfl
    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708
      #2
      Re: Could NFL Football Be Gay???

      I think so...but what do I know... I am only a woman.
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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329
          #3
          Re: Could NFL Football Be Gay???

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          I think so...but what do I know... I am only a woman.
          Sister Thumper! Did you notice the smile on the "Snapper/Bottom"?
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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3322
              #4
              Re: Could NFL Football Be Gay???

              Looks pretty gay to me.
              Not nearly as masculine and manly as drag racing thats for sure.
              Hell, even the women who race in Top Fuel are more manly than those "tight ends" and "wide receivers".
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • lord warrior
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 406
                  #5
                  Re: Could NFL Football Be Gay???

                  So thats why the Bears benched this quarterback. He LIKED getting sacked.
                  And he does throw like a girl.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555
                      #6
                      Re: Could NFL Football Be Gay???

                      This is what happened when they went ahead and let the nigra boys into the game. You don't see White guys carrying on like that.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Seeker
                          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 966
                          #7
                          Re: Could NFL Football Be Gay???

                          I confess everyone of my sins, but there is no way in hell I am giving up the NFL. My joy and my Sunday idol.

                          I always do laugh when the guys go around smacking each others butts though.

                          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555
                              #8
                              Re: Could NFL Football Be Gay???

                              Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                              I confess everyone of my sins, but there is no way in hell I am giving up the NFL. My joy and my Sunday idol.

                              I always do laugh when the guys go around smacking each others butts though.
                              Son, sodomy is no laughing matter. Unless its me watching O. J. Simpson being sodomised by a bear down in hell, while I enjoy a cold beer with Jesus up in Heaven. THAT will be hilarious.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Seeker
                                  Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 966
                                  #9
                                  Re: Could NFL Football Be Gay???

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  Son, sodomy is no laughing matter. Unless its me watching O. J. Simpson being sodomised by a bear down in hell, while I enjoy a cold beer with Jesus up in Heaven. THAT will be hilarious.
                                  What, you think I can't be a girly girl and enjoy sin sometimes?

                                  O.J now deserves to burn in fire forever and ever. No arguement about that one from me.

                                  What kind of beer do you think Jesus would serve? I thought it might only be wine but I am not one to put him in a box like some Christians do.

                                  If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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