Homosexuality is an abomination

[Once was lost]

Even Ex-Gays know that.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

It makes me so proud when a homer becomes an Ex-Gay(tm). Someone should probably correct him on his scarf though.

[Dirk]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

It makes me so proud when a homer becomes an Ex-Gay™. Someone should probably correct him on his scarf though.

The scarf is a sign of homosexuality and thus he is not fully an Ex-Gay™. I think he didn't hear the noise of a whip that often.

Nahum 3:2
The noise of a whip, and the noise of the rattling of the wheels, and of the pransing horses, and of the jumping chariots.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

God does not care what consenting adults do with each other.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

Followed by this piece of advice

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

The Book of Piraticus
Chapter 3

1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I‟m the FSM.
3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
4 There's no reason for any of that.

Pastalm XII

7 I'd also like to officiate over gay unions. Lots and lots of gay unions.
8 I feel that the FSM would appreciate this, since It has a lot of noodly appendages and would want us mere humans created in It's image with noodly appendages to get together and attempt to procreate.
9 I'm also cool with lesbian weddings because the FSM also respects those created with more meatball-like attachments. 10 And if the meatballs and noodles want to get together, it's all good because the FSM is cool about that.
11 Unlike some imaginary deities who are such prudes they don't even have sex with women to get kids, the FSM has the meatballs and noodles all coming together out in the open in a free expression of high-carb goodness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

Look Mr. Pirate, you can quote from your blasphemous book of lies all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that God hates queers. WE don't hate them, but God sure does.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

Look Mr. Pirate, you can quote from your blasphemous book of lies all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that God hates queers. WE don't hate them, but God sure does.

You use YOUR blasphemous book to justify making people feel bad about themselves, I show you what God REALLY thinks.

Why do you hate God so much?

[Once was lost]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

What's your problem Freddie. Here was a Homo Sinner and now he's straight and has found Jesus. He tells of the Sin he use to live and warns others. Did you date him or something? Your having a hard time accepting his conversion from a life of Sin.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

What's your problem Freddie. Here was a Homo Sinner and now he's straight and has found Jesus. He tells of the Sin he use to live and warns others. Did you date him or something? Your having a hard time accepting his conversion from a life of Sin.

I have no problem with someone changing how they live their life as long as they follow this guidance

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

What I do not accept is, as long as they adhere to the above, any aspect of their sexuality is a sin,

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

I show you what God REALLY thinks.

No you don't, you show us what some pasta consuming gaylord preaches to feel good about his own obesity and Satanic cravings for male body parts. Get out of the darkness and turn to Jesus you corrupt pervert!

[Dirk]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

No you don't, you show us what some pasta consuming gaylord preaches to feel good about his own obesity and Satanic cravings for male body parts. Get out of the darkness and turn to Jesus you corrupt pervert!

You tell him brother!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

No you don't, you show us what some pasta consuming gaylord preaches to feel good about his own obesity and Satanic cravings for male body parts. Get out of the darkness and turn to Jesus you corrupt pervert!

You know that feeling you get when you read my words, you think it is anger and rage, but it is not, it is the inner turmoil caused by the small part of you that is buried deep down inside, the part of you that gives me hope that one day you can accept the truth.

That part of you KNOWS my words are true and is fighting with the conditioning you have been subjected to by those that push the lies about who and what God is.

I can see that inner conflict in they way you respond to the TRUTH. When you finally accept the truth you will be free of those feelings.

[Dirk]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

You know that feeling you get when you read my words, you think it is anger and rage, but it is not, it is the inner turmoil caused by the small part of you that is buried deep down inside, the part of you that gives me hope that one day you can accept the truth.

That part of you KNOWS my words are true and is fighting with the conditioning you have been subjected to by those that push the lies about who and what God is.

I can see that inner conflict in they way you respond to the TRUTH. When you finally accept the truth you will be free of those feelings.

An where in the Bible is it written then? I don't see a scripture........

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

You know that feeling you get when you read my words

Yes. It's equivalent to treading in dog muck, or being touched by fags.

When you finally accept the truth you will be free of those feelings.

Oh, of course, I'd be delighted to forsake Salvation™ and the True Christian™ way so that I could follow a false religion steeped in slavish obedience and superstition. Turn to Jesus before it's too late, and your vile soul might stand a chance of being Saved©. If you don't, you'll spend your entire life in that semen-stained bedsit you call a home; surfing the internet for your next fix of bestial porn, till one day, you'll die, and then Satan will take control of your wretched soul and rape it till eternity until your rectum is burned through.

[tommy b]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

It does not say anywhere in the Bible that homosexuality is a sin.

It says 'abomination' but that is a mistranslation, any of you who read Hebrew, which I'm going to guess is none, would know that 'abomination' when translated means 'against culture'. Therefore all the Bible is saying (remembering that the majority is written by man) is that homosexuality is against culture. Which is probably true of Biblical society, it also says that eating Shrimp is an abomination but you seem to care less about that?

And the case of Sodom and Gomorrah, that has nothing to do with homosexuality, the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah were numerous, one being that the law was to not be hospitable to guests in case they took the city's wealth. When a good family refused to obey this law, they were punished through sodomy (which was not uncommon), therefore God destroyed the city, not because of 'gayness' but because of other sins.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Homosexuality is an abomination

It does not say anywhere in the Bible that homosexuality is a sin.

Dear goodness, child! Does it hurt to be as ignorant as you are or is it truly bliss?

1 Corinthians 6:9 have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites,

Not only does Paul say that homers deserve to die, but those who support them as well!

Romans 1:27-28,32 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.