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  • lovely_lil_liar
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2010
    • 1

    #1

    What about lesbians?

    so i know theres this bible verse thing about man lying with a man its an abomination and what not but what about women lying with women? it says nothing about that...does that mean that "God" is just as pervy as the men on this planet, wanting to see two girls goin down on each other..


    p.s i love your pride emoticon
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: What about lesbians?

    Romans 1:26: For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

    Now please introduce yourself in the introduction forum.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #3
      Re: What about lesbians?

      Originally posted by lovely_lil_liar View Post
      so i know theres this bible verse thing about man lying with a man its an abomination and what not but what about women lying with women? it says nothing about that...does that mean that "God" is just as pervy as the men on this planet, wanting to see two girls goin down on each other..


      p.s i love your pride emoticon
      The will tell you what is in some made up book about sexuality but that is not the True word of God on this matter, that can be found in the True Holy Scriptures

      The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

      3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

      4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

      8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
      Also expect them to have a go at you for not introducing yourself in The introduction forum They seem to be a bit touchy about that for some reason.
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      • Punnchy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2010
        • 40

        #4
        Re: What about lesbians?

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Also expect them to have a go at you for not introducing yourself in The introduction forum They seem to be a bit touchy about that for some reason.
        It's how they'll single you out and get a feel for you, if you don't post a thread there your gonna get bitched at, and even if you do they might end up banning you for what you say on it alone, like if your a furry or something.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: What about lesbians?

          Stop whining. Did Satan remove every trace of manhood from you when he started talking to you?
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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          • Punnchy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2010
            • 40

            #6
            Re: What about lesbians?

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Stop whining. Did Satan remove every trace of manhood from you when he started talking to you?
            Lol, I didn't know calling it like I see it makes it whining, I guess we have different views on things.

            Prove I talk to Satan and I'll accept that your belief that your alright with god.

            Did you know there's a cross around my neck at all times? Doesn't burn or anything either.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: What about lesbians?

              Originally posted by Punnchy View Post
              Did you know there's a cross around my neck at all times?
              How would you expect anyone to know that?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #8
                Re: What about lesbians?

                Originally posted by Punnchy View Post
                Prove I talk to Satan and I'll accept that your belief that your alright with god.
                The voice you're hearing tells you that God's Word is nothing more than a "guide".

                Case closed.
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                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • TheLordSavedMe
                  A young lady servicing the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 579

                  #9
                  Re: What about lesbians?

                  OMG!!!

                  What is it with all the gays and lesbos and tranny sexuals lately?

                  It's like an invasion of perverts!

                  Isn't there some pervert forum out there on the web where these sickos can all talk their dirty talk and just leave us Christians alone?

                  If there isn't, there should be! With all the pervs in the world, it seems like you could make a lot of money by having a place they could all go perv out together!

                  Tammi


                  Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                  Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #10
                    Re: What about lesbians?

                    Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                    Isn't there some pervert forum out there on the web where these sickos can all talk their dirty talk and just leave us Christians alone?
                    That would make it all the more difficult for them to persecute us and try to recruit us.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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