Condi Rice

[H. Montague Worthington]

I hear she enjoys poetry by Sappho while making frequent visits to engage in liplomacy on the Greek Isle of Lesbos.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Condi Rice

I hear that she can bend steel bars using only her thighs.

Those nigresses are a muscular lot.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Condi Rice

She is certainly a compassionate conservative. She allowed this poor young lady to share a home and credit card with her back when she was younger, because the woman couldn't afford to live on her own. What Demonrat would ever do something so Christ-like?

[Nobar King]

Re: Rice and Bean's house

Rice's "closest female friend" is a woman named Randy Bean (pictured here), who is unmarried and whose sexual orientation is not stated. She is described as a "liberal progressive;" she's a documentary filmmaker who works at Stanford University and once worked for Bill Moyers. She and Rice and Blacker (again, who has a partner) are discussed as a "second family," a term Bean uses, also saying that, "on friends, [Rice] goes narrow and deep."

According to newly revealed information in the book (which Kessler found through real estate records), the two women, Rice and Bean (yes, hilarious), own a home together and have a line of credit together. Bean explains this to Kessler by saying that she had some medical bills that drained her financially years ago, and Rice and Blacker helped her out by buying the house with Bean. But over time Blacker sold his share of the house to Rice and Bean, and then Rice would later get the line of credit with Bean to do some renovations on the home.

She is the master of a house of depravity and sin. I wouldn't want to imagine what goes one inside that house.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Condi Rice

Well, there you go. Condi is a good Samaritan who came hard to help a freind. Narrow and deep, as it were.

Ok, off to my prayer closet.