[whattheheckman]

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I hope the only cheeks you are turning to is the LORDS and not some hairy, hat wearing homer you meet in a men's bathroom.

WARNING!!!!!!! Exposure to the SON can SAVE you from BURNING!!


Lve, Sister Thumper

I assure you, I have no intention of ever having relations with anyone I met in a mens room

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I assure you, I have no intention of ever having relations with anyone I met in a mens room

I see you are into Jap art. That in itself makes you gay.

on a scale of 1 - 10 how much does this picture arouse you?

Are you a GODless Jap?

[whattheheckman]

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 1?
those guys are REEEEEEEEEALLY scrawny
and if you wanna get technical I could post a picture of party boi and say everyone in america is gay, could I not?
and that quote had nothing to do with me being gay, nor did it have anything to do with me liking "jap art," it had to do with me having some form of moral when it comes to who i'll have relations with

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 1?
those guys are REEEEEEEEEALLY scrawny
and if you wanna get technical I could post a picture of party boi and say everyone in america is gay, could I not?
and that quote had nothing to do with me being gay, nor did it have anything to do with me liking "jap art," it had to do with me having some form of moral when it comes to who i'll have relations with

Ah soooooo, so you are a gay GODless Jap.

I'm not sure if we can help you. I need to talk to a Pastor.

In the meantime, please try and refrain from sodomizing any one from our congregation.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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and if you wanna get technical I could post a picture of party boi and say everyone in america is gay, could I not?

"Party boi?" Is that some kind of homosexual slang? Please keep our forums free of such filth. We don't know what it means and we don't want to know!

Next you'll be posting about "femme" and "butch" lesbians, leather culture ("sub" and "dom," etc.), twinks, bears, shemales, ladyboys, penetrative docking, scat, yaoi, and all manner of unseemliness. And the moment you do, you'll be out the door!

[whattheheckman]

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party boi is a celebrity, the idiot who dances around on peoples legs in a speedo in the streets
and did I not already tell you I have no intention of sodomizing anyone right now?
and to Miss Virginia
Ma'am, no disrespect, but every one of those things is disgusting
the only one even remotely appealing is yaoi, and I don't even like that if it goes past shounen ai (which is no more than kissing, and it gets booted to the yaoi bin if it goes to kissing with a shirt off, so you cant even call it yaoi in the first place)
i'll have you know i'm not interested in ANY of those things, ma'am

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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party boi is a celebrity, the idiot who dances around on peoples legs in a speedo in the streets
and did I not already tell you I have no intention of sodomizing anyone right now?
and to Miss Virginia
Ma'am, no disrespect, but every one of those things is disgusting
the only one even remotely appealing is yaoi, and I don't even like that if it goes past shounen ai (which is no more than kissing, and it gets booted to the yaoi bin if it goes to kissing with a shirt off, so you cant even call it yaoi in the first place)
i'll have you know i'm not interested in ANY of those things, ma'am

I don't pretend to understand the street slang you are using here, but am I to understand that you are a "virgin queer?" I mean, if you haven't committed sodomy yet, then you aren't a fag yet. There's still time to decide NOT to engage in that perverted hobby.

Ask Jesus to guide you son. Pray hard!!

[Deaner]

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did I EVER indicate that I constantly masturbate?
i'm not revealing a "schedule" on that particular topic, but believe me, it is NO addiction to me

Ok, so you don't constantly masturbate but you admit you do. That's fine, don't get upset. We're just trying to best figure out how to help you.

Now, do you feel that if you're not constantly having sodomy but are having it occasionally that somehow, in some strange magical way, that makes you not a queer?

[whattheheckman]

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okay people, Pastor Ezekiel just explained it outright, I AM A VIRGIN! I HAVE NEVER ENGAGED IN SODOMY!
and yes, I do masturbate, obviously, but very rarely, considering I have almost NO sex drive, and never have
nor have I ever had any urges toward women
the few urges I have are always toward men, not women, and that is what makes me homosexual, not engaging in sodomy
and Deaner, sir, I just admitted to being a homosexual, and in your vocabulary the term "homosexual" and "queer" are interchangeable, so no, I am under no impression that i'm not a queer

[Deaner]

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okay people,

-and yes, I do masturbate, obviously,

-and never have nor have I ever had any urges toward women

-the few urges I have are always toward men, not women,

-so no, I am under no impression that i'm not a queer

Ok, way to break it down. Now we're getting somewhere. You're a masturbating queer. You definitely need our help. You may as well say you're a negro that has never stolen a pie but absolutely loves the smell.

In a couple of months at best you're going to be getting slapped around in some bathouse orally servicing lineups of men for free while some pimp sells your ass for 20 bucks a throw. You can turn it around but you gotta get honest with yourself and Jesus.

[scotty]

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i love gay jokes. heres one.
how much sperm can a gay guy hold????
a butt load

[whattheheckman]

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funny how you left out "very rarely" in front of masturbate, isn't it?
you also left out that whole "almost no sex drive" part, which would have completely negated your bathhouse theory
i've been gay for longer than a year, mind you, and have had a boyfriend since at least two months after I came out of the closet, and am still a virgin, negating your "couple of months at best" theory too
seriously, if I did to the KJV1611 bible what you just did to my post, i'd have people worshiping cheese in a matter of months

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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i love gay jokes. heres one.
how much sperm can a gay guy hold????
a butt load

Good one!

[Deaner]

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funny how you left out "very rarely" in front of masturbate, isn't it?
you also left out that whole "almost no sex drive" part, which would have completely negated your bathhouse theory
i've been gay for longer than a year, mind you, and have had a boyfriend since at least two months after I came out of the closet, and am still a virgin, negating your "couple of months at best" theory too
seriously, if I did to the KJV1611 bible what you just did to my post, i'd have people worshiping cheese in a matter of months

Friend, stop splitting hairs. You've got the worst case of denial I've ever seen. I'll bet you a hundred bucks it will be that boyfriend of yours that will be the one pimping your ass. You live in a nest of vileness and deceipt. You can never hold your head high. Will you go to the top of the highest mountain and holler "Hey everybody, I'm a masturbating queer!!"

Jesus wants us to come into the light, but He knows we're afraid of the light so we must ask Him for guidance. Some boy-fag you met at the bus station isn't going to be able to help you.

[whattheheckman]

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yes, I would go to the highest mountain and say that, thank you
its true, isn't it? I have no problem with people knowing it
and I met him at school thank you
you people seem to think i'm some sick fag who hangs around the street corners turning tricks because i'm just so horny I need more than what one guy can give me
sorry folks, but that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO far from the case
i've said it before, but I think it needs to be explained once more, I am a virgin, I have almost no sex drive and no intention of ever having relations with anyone I don't trust with my life, when I said "very rarely" it meant somewhere around once every two months, and usually out of boredom rather than sexual desire
and I wasnt splitting a single hair, everything I said made perfect sense and was 100% accurate, with the exception of the KJV1611 part, that was an exaggeration
also, I am not in any form of denial, I accept every part of myself for what it is, and don't pretend to be anything else, if anyone, its YOU who is in denial that a queer is actually a virgin and not a horrible sick pervert who screws every man he sees
when you come to terms with that, come talk to me again