[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: About Homosexu

Homersexuality is a vile sin and all who practice it are going to hell (Genesis 19:4-8, Leviticus 18 :22 and elsewhere).

To all you practicing homers out there, if you don't want to go to hell, immediately repent of this and all your other sins, bow down on your knees and ask the Lord Jesus to forgive you and to enter your heart.

Then show Jesus how sorry you are for your sinful past by hitting that PayPal button. You don't want to trade in one sin (poofterism) for another (robbing God), now, do you?

[SUV]

Re: About Homosexu

Miss.SUV, why he call this thread 'about homosexu'? dids a homo sex u?! i be prayin it were his vampire accents that drop the 'al' when he keyed the titles of this thread but i not want to see the 'al' restoreds niether, cuz then it be a evil kwestion for Mr.Pastor Pistle, an i not want to hear the answers!

homo sex u, Al?

Truly, Landover Baptist is Richly BlessED with the return of Miss Petal this fine Thanksgiving day, and I see she is, indeed, "Progressing Nicely!" Tell me, Miss Petal, was it the aroma of my Dungbread stuffing which lured you back into our Church boosom?

Please just ignore these hideous 'vamps.' Who next - Theda Bara? That awful Cher (and Cher Alike?) as "Laverne at the [un$avED] Laundromat"? Clara Bow, the Notorious "IT" girl?!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: About Homosexu

Truly, Landover Baptist is Richly BlessED with the return of Miss Petal this fine Thanksgiving day, and I see she is, indeed, "Progressing Nicely!" Tell me, Miss Petal, was it the aroma of my Dungbread stuffing which lured you back into our Church boosom?

Please just ignore these hideous 'vamps.' Who next - Theda Bara?

Try as I might, I just can't disapprove of any woman who named herself after "Arab Death", no matter how trampy she may act.

[SUV]

Re: About Homosexu

Try as I might, I just can't disapprove of any woman who named herself after "Arab Death", no matter how trampy she may act.

But Godly Brother Temper, did you not realize she is a.....joo?!

Yes - she was indeed Born "Theodora Goodman" - obviously a surName-buzzWord favored by joos to say, "It's All Good!" (the Killing of the Christ, I have No Doubt™) as it is such a popular Name with these "people"

Here she shows out her jooish sexural "appeal" for all Americans - and Christ - to see. The Deepravity is indeed shocking! I suppose she is acting as Cleo-Pot-Roast, waiting to be bitten - so that Egypt can be Troubled by the Horrible Asp:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: About Homosexu

But Godly Brother Temper, did you not realize she is a.....joo?!

Yes - she was indeed Born "Theodora Goodman" - obviously a surName-buzzWord favored by joos to say, "It's All Good!" (the Killing of the Christ, I have No Doubt™) as it is such a popular Name with these "people"

Here she shows out her jooish sexural "appeal" for all Americans - and Christ - to see. The Deepravity is indeed shocking! I suppose she is acting as Cleo-Pot-Roast, waiting to be bitten - so that Egypt can be Troubled by the Horrible Asp:

The only part of that I understood was "pot roast".

Why oh why do you all torment me so?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: About Homosexu

God doesn't send people to Hell for being gay—that would be cruel, hateful, and unfair.

He sends them to Hell just for existing! The very fact that you are on this Earth gulping oxygen is enough to condemn you to everlasting Hellfire. But there's Good News: with the sweet blood of Jesus Christ's temporary sacrifice, you can be Saved© from damnation and go to Heaven! You just have to give up sinning forever. That's why sodomites can't be Saved©—by definition, they are wallowing in abominable sin, or else they wouldn't be sodomites. Same goes for Negroes, cripples, and anyone else who chooses a wicked lifestyle.

But there's hope for all of them. And if there's hope for them, there's hope for you too! God bless you.

Amen, Sister! It mystifies me why people deliberately choose to live the Negro or Cripple lifestyle.