Can homers really be cured?

[Brother Seb]

Just something that I have been wondering about and would like to hear the Godly pastors input on this. Is there any irrefutable proof that gay homers can really be cured? Are we not wasting our time by trying to help these soulless creatures, only for them to go back to their hedonistic sodomite ways?

Of course, it has been proven that lezbeans can be cured after a week of hard intense prayer with a True Christian man and a stern and firm helping hand, but what proof do we have of homers fully repenting their sinful ways? Are there any True Christians that have been cured successfully and forego fantasising about unnatural acts with other men?

[Talitha]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

The Truth you need is here at our very own BASH Ministry.

Of course they can be cured, just as Jesus rose from death, a Homer can be cured of their wicked Deathstyle.

[Brother Seb]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

The Truth you need is here at our very own BASH Ministry.

Of course they can be cured, just as Jesus rose from death, a Homer can be cured of their wicked Deathstyle.

Thank you gracious Sister Talitha. I just find it hard to believe that any man can be sincere once he has engaged in sodomite ways. I am wondering if we shouldn't ordain more regular stoning just to be safe.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Thank you gracious Sister Talitha. I just find it hard to believe that any man can be sincere once he has engaged in sodomite ways. I am wondering if we shouldn't ordain more regular stoning just to be safe.

Thank you for reminding our members of this very Christian pastime, Brother Seb. Since many of us are trying to think of what to buy our loved ones for Christmas, why not paint some river rocks white and write Leviticus 20:13 on each one and place them in a nicely decorated 5 gallon pail as a delightful, yet affordable Christmas gift?

PS Another cure for homosexuality!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Thank you gracious Sister Talitha. I just find it hard to believe that any man can be sincere once he has engaged in sodomite ways. I am wondering if we shouldn't ordain more regular stoning just to be safe.

The blood of Jesus can wash any sin away, brother. Lying, murder, rape, stealing, even homosexuality, are all washed away when the sinner becomes born again.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

The blood of Jesus can wash any sin away, brother. Lying, murder, rape, stealing, even homosexuality, are all washed away when the sinner becomes born again.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Hmm....This just brought me a thought! Is it catholic's that drink wine at church, that they call the blood of christ? If so, isn't that kind amean, and vampiric?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Hmm....This just brought me a thought! Is it catholic's that drink wine at church, that they call the blood of christ? If so, isn't that kind amean, and vampiric?

Those goth vampire cannibals who call themselves Catholics actually believe the wine literally turns into human blood, and their death cookies turn into rotting human flesh. Those folks are disgusting freaks.

The Webster 1828 Dictionary lists several senses of the word "blood". The blood we are talking about is sense #10, "A sacramental symbol of the blood of Christ. ex. This is my blood of the New Testament, which is shed for the remission of sins. Matt.26."

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Seb]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Thank you pastor. Your teachings are invaluable and insightful.

[A Dark Impulse]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Of course they can't be "cured." That would imply homosexuality is a choice or a disease. Instead it's a genetic "trait" (if you will) that is one cannot just rid. Homosexuals can't choose to become any more straight then you can choose to be any more gay. It's life, and as you would say, "It was God's doing."

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Of course they can't be "cured." That would imply homosexuality is a choice or a disease. Instead it's a genetic "trait" (if you will) that is one cannot just rid. Homosexuals can't choose to become any more straight then you can choose to be any more gay. It's life, and as you would say, "It was God's doing."

You are half-right. It is God's doing, and they can't be cured on their own or through any medicine that science can come up with.

They need Jesus' help to be cured. Jesus can wash their sins away and help them to overcome their sinful natures, amen.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Of course they can't be "cured." That would imply homosexuality is a choice or a disease. Instead it's a genetic "trait" (if you will) that is one cannot just rid. Homosexuals can't choose to become any more straight then you can choose to be any more gay. It's life, and as you would say, "It was God's doing."

What a cruel, unmerciful world you live in. If that was true, then we might as well just kill all gays on sight. It's a good thing we're not all as heartless as you are.

[revrggreen]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Of course they can't be "cured." That would imply homosexuality is a choice or a disease. Instead it's a genetic "trait"

"Genetic trait"??? Son, how can you say that with a straight face? Homosexuality is a mental illness, everyone knows that.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Homersexerality is caused from demons in the colon. They want to spread the AIDS and take every one they can down to Hell with them to be sodomized forever and ever Amen!

[Hereld]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

All it takes is a bullet...or maybe anthrax induced dohnuts if where on about that type of homer

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Can homers really be cured?

Of course they can't be "cured." That would imply homosexuality is a choice or a disease. Instead it's a genetic "trait" (if you will) that is one cannot just rid. Homosexuals can't choose to become any more straight then you can choose to be any more gay. It's life, and as you would say, "It was God's doing."

Forcibly taking away their Liza Minelli CD's has worked in changing some homers. Severe beatings & electrical shocks help, too.