[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

My friend licked my genitals so I shot him just like sister Noddy said to do.

Scotty; your lies and God-mockery are not amusing to us. You and your fag friends might be all giggling like schoolgirls right now, but believe you me, Jesus is not.

Enjoy hell, smart aleck.

[scotty]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

My friend licked my genitals so I shot him just like sister Noddy said to do.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Uh, he probably wasn't doing anything. It's in a dog's nature to lick. I'm sorry, nobody is going to change the fact that a puppy likes to lick its owner. If said genitals were at the right height, then that's all he could reach to lick. There isn't anything wrong with that dog.

Friend, posting apologies for sodomite dogs isn't going to impress Jesus or us. Are you a Belgian or something?

A dog lacks the intelligence to comprehend what "gay" is. Where in the Bible does God say dogs can't be gay?

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

All I'm saying is that the dog doesn't know what straight is so how is it supposed to know what homosexual is?

Being straight and normal is natural, being queer is not! Do you see ducks buggering cats in the street? Have you ever seen a horse trying to drive a car? NO! Because they know it's wrong! Why should fat Darwinist men training dogs to lick their privates be any different?

[cornyjohn]

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Oh, so now you acknowledge that the dog IS a homersexual, and you just want to prove that it's OK with GOD?

You, sir, are a perverse monster. STOP thinking about my little Rover that way!

All I'm saying is that the dog doesn't know what straight is so how is it supposed to know what homosexual is?

[JennyD]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

A dog lacks the intelligence to comprehend what "gay" is. Where in the Bible does God say dogs can't be gay?

Oh, so now you acknowledge that the dog IS a homersexual, and you just want to prove that it's OK with GOD?

You, sir, are a perverse monster. STOP thinking about my little Rover that way!

[cornyjohn]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Yes, because the feet, ankles, knees, and thighs were ALL out of reach?!

Sorry, not buying it. The dog is clearly a homer, or at least horribly confused about proper gender roles.

A good thrashing might cure it!

A dog lacks the intelligence to comprehend what "gay" is. Where in the Bible does God say dogs can't be gay?

[JennyD]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Uh, he probably wasn't doing anything. It's in a dog's nature to lick. I'm sorry, nobody is going to change the fact that a puppy likes to lick its owner. If said genitals were at the right height, then that's all he could reach to lick. There isn't anything wrong with that dog.

Yes, because the feet, ankles, knees, and thighs were ALL out of reach?!

Sorry, not buying it. The dog is clearly a homer, or at least horribly confused about proper gender roles.

A good thrashing might cure it!

[cornyjohn]

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That's what I was thinking, I wonder what he did to provoke it. Maybe he was dressed up in one of those little french poodle outfits and making seductive growling sounds; grrrring "come hither" in doggy talk. He certainly doesn't sound like an innocent bystander to me.

Uh, he probably wasn't doing anything. It's in a dog's nature to lick. I'm sorry, nobody is going to change the fact that a puppy likes to lick its owner. If said genitals were at the right height, then that's all he could reach to lick. There isn't anything wrong with that dog.

[Talitha]

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you guys are pifflein mental if you think you could kill a dog cuz it tried to lick your ball, first of all wtf was doing near you naked asss balls in the first place, second, im sorry if you balls smelled like fish cuz your a grubby dude.

You just earned an Infraction for insulting the good people of these Forums.

[UGUYSRCOOL]

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you guys are fuckin mental if you think you could kill a dog cuz it tried to lick your ball, first of all wtf was doing near you naked asss balls in the first place, second, im sorry if you balls smelled like fish cuz your a grubby dude.

[VictoryOS]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Look, its completely normal for your dog to do this. What do I have to back up my claim? Other people has had similar events. Dogs humping them, Dogs humping each other ( and same sex), and ect. But it is completely normal, I assure you. The dogs just know that it feels good, so they do it for pleasure. So relax, don't get PETA on your trail, and don't kill your dog with a shotgun...

One Voice, you seem like a very nice girl. I can't for the life of me figure out why you would want to advocate beastiality. Is that a West Virginia thing? I've heard a lot of rumors about people from your state, but I never thought there was any truth to them.

[One Voice]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Look, its completely normal for your dog to do this. What do I have to back up my claim? Other people has had similar events. Dogs humping them, Dogs humping each other ( and same sex), and ect. But it is completely normal, I assure you. The dogs just know that it feels good, so they do it for pleasure. So relax, don't get PETA on your trail, and don't kill your dog with a shotgun...

[Chezund Rice]

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Feed your dog a proper diet of tresspassing mexicans and he won't lick nuthin but his lips, but make sure you got a bucket of water handy so he can get the taste out of his mouth. Now, I'm talkin about a proper dog, mind you! Doberman, German Shepard, Rottweiler or even a really big Labrador; I've got all 4, one for each type of hunting. And to make sure they don't get no homer ideas, make sure the friendly breeds are bitches (as it should be).

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

GOD'S Law applies to us!

And to you too. And soon enough the secular laws of the USA will be adjusted (by us) to match with God's laws.

But dogs are not especially Godly animals. They are usually symbols of worthlessness, as anyone who has owned a cocker spaniel will understand.

After whom is the king of Israel come out? after whom dost thou pursue? after a dead dog, after a flea. Samuel 24:14

On the other hand, cats are not Biblical at all. And don't even think about parakeets. They are of Satan.

Now, as to the homer tendency in dogs: We all know that a dog will lick just about anything in sight, including its own whomperoo. (Assuming it has a whomperoo. Female dogs lick...well, let's not talk about it.)

This is doggy SIN, pure, simple, and UGLY.

Fortunately, since dogs did not eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, and were therefore not cast out of the Garden of Eden, they don't know they're being sinful. Ignorance of God's laws against licking whomperoos (your own or someone else's) is no excuse, of course, and the penalty for it is death...but the dog doesn't know that.

Especially if it is a cocker spaniel. Cocker spaniels have trouble figuring out how not to widdle on their own feet, let alone understanding original sin.

So, anyway, stone your dog. If you don't have the proper materials for getting it stoned, find some.

God requires it.

~~ OEJ

[Spike.]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

We dont worship monkeys....At least I dont,I dont speak for a group.
You know jesus was a jew right.......
Why do you people worship the king james bible, all he did was get some guys to write it in english instead of latin,so I would imagine there bieng a few/alot of mistakes in it seeing as back then those people couldnt read and were just copying some text that they didnt even understand.Latin is a very presicly written langugue so........