[Dearly Beloved]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

You realise that most dogs hump or lick anything, including other dogs and genitals, and if you shoot that innocent dog I will alert P.E.T.A and the authorities

I'm not sure who you are but that comment makes me like you a lot!

Personally I would be more concerned that a person honestly believed that an animal was trying to have sex with them.

Animals are exactly that - not humans.

Anyone who kills an animal to suit their own twisted belief is the one going to hell.

[imback]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Oh sure, like making people think the world isn't 6,000 years old, & that catholics & women should have equal human rights. You won't find that in the Bible anywhere.

Yes they should both have equal rights, there is evidence that the world is a hell of a lot older than that, I don't care what a piece of fiction says.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

If you compare science to religion, science has produced a hell of a lot more good things in the world.

Oh sure, like making people think the world isn't 6,000 years old, & that catholics & women should have equal human rights. You won't find that in the Bible anywhere.

[imback]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

All those gadgets won't put out the fires of hell when they are searing your bones.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

Maybe not, if hell was real I could just put out that fire with some water.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

If you compare science to religion, science has produced a hell of a lot more good things in the world.

All those gadgets won't put out the fires of hell when they are searing your bones.

Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?

[imback]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

It takes imbecile trolls such as yourself to not only demonstrate your own ignorance, but to make the vast scholarship and knowledge of Landover Baptist illuminate the world by comparison.

Religion is much older than science, currently thought by "scientists" to date from Mousterian times when Neanderthal man walked the earth. The practice of "science" dates only from the Sumerians and Babylonia. Historically speaking, there is more religion around than "science".

It's time for your mommy to ground you, take away your Internet privileges, and for you to hit the books and do your homework.

If you compare science to religion, science has produced a hell of a lot more good things in the world.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

ROFL. Science has been around as long as religion has. There is more science around you than there is religion.

And did you not hear, jesus was supposedly a jew. C'mon! Living at home with his mom in his 30's, all the signs point to yes!

It takes imbecile trolls such as yourself to not only demonstrate your own ignorance, but to make the vast scholarship and knowledge of Landover Baptist illuminate the world by comparison.

Religion is much older than science, currently thought by "scientists" to date from Mousterian times when Neanderthal man walked the earth. The practice of "science" dates only from the Sumerians and Babylonia. Historically speaking, there is more religion around than "science".

It's time for your mommy to ground you, take away your Internet privileges, and for you to hit the books and do your homework.

[LucifersTroll]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

No, science is usually the work of Christ-hating joos who will do anything to destroy Christianity.

God never changes.

ROFL. Science has been around as long as religion has. There is more science around you than there is religion.

And did you not hear, jesus was supposedly a jew. C'mon! Living at home with his mom in his 30's, all the signs point to yes!

[wankiemikey]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Hey can I get a refund on my Baptisim? I don't think it took. But that water was so warm.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

ROFL!

Show me scientific fact that all queers have a tiny brain. Or are you going to say that science is the works of the DEVIL?

No, science is usually the work of Christ-hating joos who will do anything to destroy Christianity.

God never changes.

[LucifersTroll]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

ROFL!

Show me scientific fact that all queers have a tiny brain. Or are you going to say that science is the works of the DEVIL?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

So when does a dog with no thought process and a brain the size of a peanut become a sinning homosexual??

You people are mental. You all should get a cat scan ASAP.

All queers have tiny brains.

[LucifersTroll]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

So when does a dog with no thought process and a brain the size of a peanut become a sinning homosexual??

You people are mental. You all should get a cat scan ASAP.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

You realise that most dogs hump or lick anything, including other dogs and genitals, and if you shoot that innocent dog I will alert P.E.T.A and the authorities

Alerting PETA would be a bit redundant. As it is, whenever we execute a demon-possessed animal, we usually fax or email pictures of the mutilated corpse to PETA, just on general principles. Handing them in in person is even better, because then you get to enjoy the look on their faces. After that, if it's a pig or a dog, we usually tie a rag round its shattered skull, take a few more pictures, and then send them to mosques and the Iranian embassy with a caption saying "Ha ha your pedofile prophet is dead." It's all part of spreading Jesus' message in the modern world.

Shooting dogs is illegal unless they are a direct threat to your safety, and this is not a direct threat.

Friend, look at New Orleans in 2005, or California this year. Are you really claiming that they wouldn't have been a whole lot safer if they weren't just a little bit more pro-active when it came to shooting sodomite dogs?

[Deaner]

Re: MY HOMER DOG!!!

Shooting dogs is illegal unless they are a direct threat to your safety, and this is not a direct threat,

A wild animal attempting to forcibly lick your genitals is not a threat? Am I supposed to wait until it flips me over and sodomizes me?? Friend, what part of the world do you live in?