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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    Hands Off That Bush, Ellen DeGeneres

    Folks, I am very disturbed that President/Savior Bush's daughter Jenna is hanging out with that Hellywood Thespian, Ellen Degenerates! In this recent video, Ellen convinces Jenna to call her daddy from Ellen's show . . . I just wonder if the act of calling her daddy might be a secret message that she's Ellen's new "gurlfriend" so I feel I have every right to be very concerned. Your Thoughts??? A VERY CONCERNED GLENDORA
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hands Off That Bush, Ellen DeGeneres

      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
      Folks, I am very disturbed that President/Savior Bush's daughter Jenna is hanging out with that Hellywood Thespian, Ellen Degenerates! In this recent video, Ellen convinces Jenna to call her daddy from Ellen's show . . . I just wonder if the act of calling her daddy might be a secret message that she's Ellen's new "gurlfriend" so I feel I have every right to be very concerned. Your Thoughts??? A VERY CONCERNED GLENDORA
      I'm wondering if Dick Cheney's bulldyke daughter's cooties rubbed off on the Bush twins. I guess our worst fears are realized...
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: Hands Off That Bush, Ellen DeGeneres

          This is so disgusting I can't even Believe it! Although being a firm Bible-Believing Christian, of course....

          Must be some of that vast left-wing conspiracy spread by Hitlery - that's what I think

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