How can I help a gay colleage?

[Davido]

He's a friendly man, and I don't want him to burn. How can I put him straight?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

He's a friendly man, and I don't want him to burn. How can I put him straight?

Give him THIS Chick Tract on queers.


Show him THIS website, and assure him that he will spend eternity in hellfire unless he gives up his filthy hobby.

[Davido]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

Give him THIS Chick Tract on queers.


Show him THIS website, and assure him that he will spend eternity in hellfire unless he gives up his filthy hobby.

Thank you! I hope it works!

[scotty]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

put your finger up his butt, that will show him what it really feels like to be a queer and he wont like. so he'll stop

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

put your finger up his butt, that will show him what it really feels like to be a queer and he wont like. so he'll stop

That is probably the worst piece of advice I've ever heard. don't you know that the demons that cause homersexurality hide up there? Take a look at THIS!

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

He's a friendly man, and I don't want him to burn. How can I put him straight?

Can you get him arrested on false charges of child molestation? That will help him on his journey to Christ & a hetero lifestyle; he'll thank you later on for that.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

The "scared straight" movies I show to the pre-K Sunday School class I teach are pretty good. Once those kids see a guy being stoned to death (as required by Leviticus 20:13) for having hot and heavy man-sex (not to mention learning that, following the stoning, an eternity of Hell awaits homos under 1 Corinthians 6:9-10), they're all pretty eager to take the "never gay" pledge.

I don't know if this will be as effective with an adult who's already tasted the forbidden fruit, but it can't hurt. I'll see if I can dig some of those films out of the Landover Baptist Public Library gay sex video collection for you.

[Davido]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

The "scared straight" movies I show to the pre-K Sunday School class I teach are pretty good. Once those kids see a guy being stoned to death (as required by Leviticus 20:13) for having hot and heavy man-sex (not to mention learning that, following the stoning, an eternity of Hell awaits homos under 1 Corinthians 6:9-10), they're all pretty eager to take the "never gay" pledge.

I don't know if this will be as effective with an adult who's already tasted the forbidden fruit, but it can't hurt. I'll see if I can dig some of those films out of the Landover Baptist Public Library gay sex video collection for you.

Thank you, that would be a great help! I would love to see them, and show them to my colleague!

[Davido]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

Can you get him arrested on false charges of child molestation? That will help him on his journey to Christ & a hetero lifestyle; he'll thank you later on for that.

Perhaps a few years in jail, locked up in a cel with some tough guys would do him a lot of good. I'll give it some thought!

[Talitha]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

Find a secure Cupboard or a Cellar and lock him in until he gives up his Sodomy.
No food or water.
I guarantee 100% success.

[buttseckslover]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

Wow, you guys got some problems. Lock him in a cupboard until he decides to stop being gay? Wow, you dont realize people dont choose to be gay. Why would anyone choose to be gay?huh. Why would someone choose to be ridiculed by people like you who dont understand them. I am a self described agnostic and Im G--------D PROUD. I dont care what you think. I know that if there is god he would rather judge me on how well i treat people rather than if i go to church every week. He would rather treat you on how much good you do to the world than if you like men or women. God is all knowing and does what is right all the time. Judging you on ur sexuality and how much you go to church is not something that god would see as important rather than if you have learned that murder, stealing, rape, adultery and lying is bad. Because life is a journey. You have to live life for what it is. You have to learn what is bad and have the good grace to know what is right and wrong. Im not sure if most of you know that.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

Wow, you guys got some problems. Lock him in a cupboard until he decides to stop being gay? Wow, you dont realize people dont choose to be gay. Why would anyone choose to be gay?huh. Why would someone choose to be ridiculed by people like you who dont understand them.

Frankly, I don't understand why anyone chooses sin over the Grace of God, but they do.

I am a self described agnostic and Im G--------D PROUD. I dont care what you think.

You aren't exactly doing a great job of showing us that you don't care what we think.

I know that if there is god he would rather judge me on how well i treat people rather than if i go to church every week. He would rather treat you on how much good you do to the world than if you like men or women.

You KNOW this? Enlighten me, friend. You aren't even sure that there is a God, so how can you know what one would be like should one exist? How do you even know it's a HE?

You wishy-washy agnosticans crack me up.

God is all knowing and does what is right all the time.

Amen to that, but you are starting to sounding more like some kind of believer than an agnostican here.

Judging you on ur sexuality and how much you go to church is not something that god would see as important rather than if you have learned that murder, stealing, rape, adultery and lying is bad.

And you know this how? You aren't even sure whether God exists, but you are certain of what His priorities are.

Admit it, friend -- you are just making this up as you go, aren't you?

You have to learn what is bad and have the good grace to know what is right and wrong. Im not sure if most of you know that.

Of course we know that. That's one of the reasons we read the Bible, to learn what is bad and to have the good grace to know what is right and wrong.

Take a look at this.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[buttseckslover]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

well, if there is a god isnt he all knowing, and infallible (always right)? isnt that what we are taught to believe. If he exists. And hey i dont think if he is all knowing he would judge u on ur sexual orientation, hey its just me but that really isnt as important as whether or not you go around killing people. I think it just started as some homophobic dude early on in christianity who decided to put his own opinion into christian teachings, but thats me.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

Homosexuality does kill people. You lose.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How can I help a gay colleage?

well, if there is a god isnt he all knowing, and infallible (always right)? isnt that what we are taught to believe. If he exists. And hey i dont think if he is all knowing he would judge u on ur sexual orientation, hey its just me but that really isnt as important as whether or not you go around killing people. I think it just started as some homophobic dude early on in christianity who decided to put his own opinion into christian teachings, but thats me.

Right. Christianity started as an offshoot of Judaism, and the Jewish commandments against sodomy pre-date Christianity, but at some point "some homophobic dude" came along and decided to put his own opinion in...do you see the problem here? That "homophobic dude" was GOD ALMIGHTY!