Now they have Queer CATS!?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

This is just disgusting. When I read about the homer dogs, I admit that was skeptical at first. But Landover Baptist Creation Scientists have looked into the matter, and the evidence is overwhelming. Now apparently it has spread to cats as well.

I have it on good authority that all of these cats are male.

Apparently cat sodomy is on the rise all over America, which explains the rise of CAIDS.

The Endtimes are surely upon us.

[see_the_light]

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This is just disgusting. When I read about the homer dogs, I admit that was skeptical at first. But Landover Baptist Creation Scientists have looked into the matter, and the evidence is overwhelming. Now apparently it has spread to cats as well.

I have it on good authority that all of these cats are male.

Apparently cat sodomy is on the rise all over America, which explains the rise of CAIDS.

The Endtimes are surely upon us.

Good pastor

What could we expect from a breed that was chosen as favorite pet by witches, hommers mudslimes and chinks.

How manly coud a cat be when it spends hours at end licking its own body from head to toe?

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Deaner]

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They're definitely queer cats. The first one is dressed up like Cher; a queer favourite. And the last one with the pink hair is trying to pull off Madonna; notorious homer role-model.

The two cats in the middle look like those chubby middle aged men wearing wigs that you see hanging round in highway rest stops.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I think the pink haired one is pretending to be Jan Crouch

[Nobar King]

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The Endtimes are surely upon us.

Did anyone notice that this is the same cat with different wigs on? These cats are REALLY gay.

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

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Bad pussy cat.

[Mr. Jingles]

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Sick, sick, sick...now the homer activists will be campaigning for 'same-sex litterboxes.'

[GODHATESCHRISTIANS]

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You Christians actually wonder why people think you are dellusional crackpots?

Its because of things like this!
can you actually image a church sermon on this? "news flash cats are gay!" there Cats!

One minute christians claim animals cant gain access to heaven...

if thats true why they gotta worry about their sexual orientation? there the lucky ones! they can go have a happy life without the fear of puuuurrrr -secution (get it?)

Besides a cat in a wig hardly justifies your point does it?
seriously talk about something worth talking about. how about a conversation on how you can HELP people through charity or something. And by that i dont mean handing bibles out to starving children i mean by handing them out food!

stop the persecution and remember the LOVE

"im a gay animal...im here im queer, why do you CARE SO MUCH?"

[VictoryOS]

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You Christians actually wonder why people think you are dellusional crackpots?

Its because of things like this!
can you actually image a church sermon on this? "news flash cats are gay!" there Cats!

One minute christians claim animals cant gain access to heaven...

if thats true why they gotta worry about their sexual orientation? there the lucky ones! they can go have a happy life without the fear of puuuurrrr -secution (get it?)

Besides a cat in a wig hardly justifies your point does it?
seriously talk about something worth talking about. how about a conversation on how you can HELP people through charity or something. And by that i dont mean handing bibles out to starving children i mean by handing them out food!

stop the persecution and remember the LOVE

"im a gay animal...im here im queer, why do you CARE SO MUCH?"

No, I don't think you understand. These pictures weren't taken by anyone at Landover. We're not the crackpots, it's somebody else. None of us have any idea who those cats are. Those pictures probably came from the internets and were most likely taken in California, since that's where most of the queers are.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm not concerned about any cats going to heaven, because that would be ridiculous. Animals are meat or pets or pack animals or target practice, and they have no souls.

But innocent people might catch the queer off them. THAT should frighten every God-fearing Man, woman and child in America.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity." ~ Ann Coulter .

Did she really say that? why isnt she president?

[Brother Temperance]

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if thats true why they gotta worry about their sexual orientation? there the lucky ones! they can go have a happy life without the fear of puuuurrrr -secution (get it?)

They won't be so happy if I tie them in a sack full of rocks and throw it in the river now will they?

Besides a cat in a wig hardly justifies your point does it?
seriously talk about something worth talking about. how about a conversation on how you can HELP people through charity or something. And by that i dont mean handing bibles out to starving children i mean by handing them out food!

Friend, man cannot live by bread alone.

Did she really say that? why isnt she president?

Had you really never encountered that quote before? It's quite famous. This exchange, taken directly from Fox's website, is quite illuminating:

COLMES: We continue now with the author of "How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)," and, Ann Coulter, unfortunately for her, must tonight...
Ann Coulter. All right. "I'm often asked if I think we should invade their countries, kill their leaders, convert them to Christianity." Who do you want to kill besides — you want to kill Saddam Hussein?
So what other leaders do you want to kill?
COULTER: Leaders of Muslim fanatics. That would include Muslim clerics. It would include al-Sadr.
COLMES: They all should be killed?
COULTER: We already have wrapped up a lot of the top leaders.
COLMES: Would you like the convert them all to Christianity?
COULTER: Osama bin Laden is D-E-D dead. No one can convince me otherwise.
COLMES: Would you like to convert these people all to Christianity?
COULTER: The ones that we killed, yes.
COLMES: So no one should be Muslim. They should all be Christian?
COULTER: That would be a good start, yes.

Hallelujah!

[Chezund Rice]

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I'm not concerned about any cats going to heaven, because that would be ridiculous. Animals are meat or pets or pack animals or target practice, and they have no souls.

But innocent people might catch the queer off them. THAT should frighten every God-fearing Man, woman and child in America.

AMEN!
That, Pastor, was the best dang sermon I've heard in a month of Sundays.
I read that to my boys, and straight up they grabbed their rifles and began combing the neighborhood for queer cats.
They did have a question - does Landover have a bounty? And if so, where could they send the tails or such as proof (being properly bagged, of course seeing as how these cats'd be homer infected) and seeing as how we're right next door to Landover in Nebraska and all would there be free postage for said tails?

[mollychu]

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i would think that the wigs on the cats would be involuntary. like a cat could just waltz into a wig store and say "i want this one."


just seems like the cats dont even know what they're doing, and more of the owners fault eh?


dont blame the kitties

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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i would think that the wigs on the cats would be involuntary. like a cat could just waltz into a wig store and say "i want this one."


just seems like the cats dont even know what they're doing, and more of the owners fault eh?


dont blame the kitties

cats are culpable for their actions just as sinners are responsible for their transgressions against God and Jesus.
You don't blame Jesus for your sins do you? Why blame the cats owner for the cats actions?