[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

So you took the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, crossed out the word Alcoholics and wrote in Homos? Great work there...

Ah, I don't blame you. There's a ton of AA variants, and they're usually very Christian-based.

Could that be because AA is a Christian religious organization?

6 years ago I purchased a nice beach front estate in the Keys. I don't get here that much, except for a few months in the winter. Today I saw something absolutely horrendous, a Homersexural parade. There where thousands of them. All standing in a row, tall ones, short ones , fat ones and skinny ones. They even have a damn map showing their night clubs,gay Key West map. It seems that I can do two things, one move or two ask all of our Pastors and Reverends to come here and fight for Jesus. Well I am fond of my home, so Pastor Ezekiel, Levi and Rev Jim are you up for the challenge? Help me save my home. All expenses are on me, I can have my private jet in Freehold in 3 hours flat.

Brother James, if that jet happens to swing by way of Indianapolis (or the regional airport closer to North Salem), I'd be happy to lend a hand to your ministry!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Let's see...January in Iowa or Key West? I think I'll take Key West.

It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.

Don't worry, I can make myself scarce, Reverend.

I know you Godly men will be very busy witnessing to sodomites and discussing the best ways to go about doing so. I can appreciate that the last thing you'll want to do during that is babysitting some empty-headed female.

Brother Dewitt mentioned there might be some special dietary needs for the flight. Don't worry, it will be stocked with a few bottles of Dalmore 62.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Let's see...January in Iowa or Key West? I think I'll take Key West.

It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.

I knew I could count on you. Tell ya what I will send my jet up on Friday to pick you and the other Pastors up. I have plenty of room. Sister Lycia is staying with me, so I will have her fly up on Friday. Just let her know if there is any special dietary needs.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Let's see...January in Iowa or Key West? I think I'll take Key West.

It'll be great just us guys together, alone in your vacation home, enjoying intimate Christian fellowship and helping put a stop to the homosexual menace which is sweeping our nation.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

6 years ago I purchased a nice beach front estate in the Keys. I don't get here that much, except for a few months in the winter. Today I saw something absolutely horrendous, a Homersexural parade. There where thousands of them. All standing in a row, tall ones, short ones , fat ones and skinny ones. They even have a damn map showing their night clubs,gay Key West map. It seems that I can do two things, one move or two ask all of our Pastors and Reverends to come here and fight for Jesus. Well I am fond of my home, so Pastor Ezekiel, Levi and Rev Jim are you up for the challenge? Help me save my home. All expenses are on me, I can have my private jet in Freehold in 3 hours flat.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Brother Porter, I printed out your 12 step program, Sister Lycia and I are going to Homer bars this week where we will be handing them out. You have no idea how many damn queers there are in The Keys.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

What a wonderful twelve steps! I really enjoyed the bible passages that come along with it, it really helps me understand it completely. I will refer all queers to this thread.

Joyfully yours, Janine Walker

By the way, I have a feeling Sappin is a homer.. might want to stay away from him to avoid AIDS.

Praise God Janine!

I've been a gay and it was the low point of my life. Chasing rectums rather than praising Jesus Christ. If only there was a way to apologize to our Savior.

In Him

[Janine Walker]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

What a wonderful twelve steps! I really enjoyed the bible passages that come along with it, it really helps me understand it completely. I will refer all queers to this thread.

Joyfully yours, Janine Walker

By the way, I have a feeling Sappin is a homer.. might want to stay away from him to avoid AIDS.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

So you took the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, crossed out the word Alcoholics and wrote in Homos? Great work there...

Ah, I don't blame you. There's a ton of AA variants, and they're usually very Christian-based.

I'm trying to save queers from certain hell. Are you an alcoholic homosexual in denial of your perversions?

This thread is to help fags out of their sin. If you offer nothing positive in Christian witnessing, please stay out of my thread.

In Christ

[Sappin]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

So you took the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, crossed out the word Alcoholics and wrote in Homos? Great work there...

Ah, I don't blame you. There's a ton of AA variants, and they're usually very Christian-based.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Oh.

Too soon.


I understand.




Thank you and God bless!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Would the Mrs. Butterworths bottle be available?

I am sure Brother Porter would be able to use that to great effect in his ministrations to other gays desirous of being ex-gayful.

Brother Griner,

There was a time in my life when these bottles were always within my grasp, along with traffic cones and bowling pins.

But as a True Christian™ man of God now, I need to stay steadfast in my walk and avoid these sinful reminders of when I was a fag and hated Jesus.

I hope you can understand.

In Christ

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Would the Mrs. Butterworths bottle be available?

I am sure Brother Porter would be able to use that to great effect in his ministrations to other gays desirous of being ex-gayful.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Another email from a wretched gay trying to escape the hopelessness and misery of homosexuality, praise Jesus Christ!

Warning: Graphic. I only post to deter and save heathens that would choose to be a queer and suffer similar humiliation as a consequence.

Dear Harold Porter,

Recovering at home from rectal surgery, I am beginning your 12–Step program the hospital chaplain recommended. As you are an ex-homosexual, I ask for your thoughts and prayers as I attempt to leave the emotional, spiritual and physical train wreck of being a gay man behind me.

I don’t know just when I made the choice to be gay, but it was early in life and all I have ever known; the overwhelming and constant lust for other men. I cannot fathom the number of partners I’ve had as a gay (consenting or otherwise) and am not proud of what I have become. I guess we are just like alcoholics in that we need to hit rock bottom before we can change and I finally landed in the gutter last week.

As an ex-gay, I’m sure you understand the many daily rectal cravings that occupy our consciousness. Everything else must be postponed until we have been satisfied, however temporary. Alone at home in the evening, and with none of my hundreds of partners available for a date I was becoming desperate. Smoking the homosexual drug marijuana only fueled my lust for sodomy.

When the base of the Mrs. Buttersworth syrup bottle disappeared inside me, I knew I had gone too far this time, pleasure or no pleasure. Panic set in when I realized I could not dislodge. I somehow got some sleep thinking I could expel in the morning with a bowel movement, but to no avail.

In tears of shame and unable to drive due to the discomfort, I called a taxi to get to the hospital, thinking what I could possibly say to the doctor as I lay prone in the backseat. No chance I could lie and say that I slipped in the shower this time. It was time to tell the truth for once in my life.

When they wheeled me into the ER and the physician asked me why I was there I simply said, “I am a very sick gay man. Please help me?” I recall nothing after that as they prepared me for surgery and extracted what I had defiled myself with.

I WANT to change and am reading my bible as I go through your wise steps. Please pray for my success. Should I fail at this critical point in my life, I will be left with no choice but surgical closure of my anus and a lifetime with a colostomy bag.

Graciously,

Marvin

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality

Feedback from a saved queer! Praise Jesus Christ!

Dear Mr. Porter,

I am writing to thank you and Jesus Christ for saving my life!

I became a gay at the age of 16 when a good pal and I went to see the movie “Tootsie”. We were young, naïve and impressionable, thinking it looked funny and harmless. We could not have been more wrong.

I know you are a busy man and won’t bother you with all the details. In short, this “film” of the gay agenda promoting transsexual sodomy ruined my life for nearly thirty years.

Broke, homeless and with severe abdominal pain, I finally went to the free clinic to see a doctor. He examined me and advised that if I didn’t quit the gay immediately, I would need a rectosigmoidectomy. Everything below my colon was in danger of prolapsing due to the violent daily trauma I was inflicting on myself in filthy gay sex, always seeking a more “filling” experience.

Discouraged and nearly suicidal, this kind man referred me to your 12 Step program and by the grace of God, I am on step 12, saving other gays that I would have solicited in my past life! My body is healing, praise Jesus Christ.

Thank you so much and may God bless you,

Rodney