[MisterM]

Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

Last weekend I was harassed by one of these sodomitebuilders. I was using public restroom at local mall, when this guy started to ask me why I was staring his tallywacker. I politely informed that I'm Christian man and I would never pay for the services he was providing which made him angry.He tried to grab me, probably to rape me and I had to kick him in "there". When I left the restroom, he was still squeaking like a girl. He won't be raping anyone for while . I also informed the guards that there was man molesting little boys in the restroom. That wasn't lie because all bodybuilders are sodomites and pedophiles.

Something must be done about these monsters!

YiC, M

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Body Builders - Hellbound Prideful Sodomites

You phaggots mad I bodybuild and better myself besides wasting my time worshipping a mythical ruler? Ya, you mad

This protein stuffed dunce exhibits apparent syndromes of the “roid rage”; that alone should seal the case.

But… we have to ask ourselves what would Jesus do? Would he stuff Himself with synthetic proteins, growth hormones and steroids, oil his body with tanning lotion, masturbate in front a mirror and pose in public dressed only in leopard thongs? I don’t think so.

Regardless, it is well know that Jesus had fabulous six-pack abs!



The only reason for a True Christian™ to keep his body in shape is to excel at his work (e.g. as a carpenter) or at his duty of slaying towel-heads (e.g. as a marine).

YiC, DUH