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  • fatmario
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    • Jan 2008
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    #1

    A question about murdering innocent American sperms

    What is it considered when you masturbate, but you like neither genders? It's not completely shutting yourself off sexually, since you're fapping, so what would it be called? I'm not sure what sexuality I'm considered part of anymore...
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
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    • Sep 2006
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    #2
    Re: A question...

    It's considered perversion, pervert. You need to put down the KY Jelly and get right with Jesus, son.

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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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      • Jun 2007
      • 6573

      #3
      Re: A question...

      Friend, during my vulnerable teeenage years I had a phase as a libertarian when I would engage in self-abuse while looking at gun magazines. I understand the bondage you are suffering, and I stand as living testement to how Jesus can set you free.

      Please think of the innocent souls you murder when your seed is spilled. To learn more about the santity of life, read this.

      Every human life is sacred.
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      • Empyreal Knight
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        • Jan 2008
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        #4
        Re: A question...

        I'm not as familiar with the Bible as the Pastors, but from what I understand you view only the lust and thought process as sin, when that's simply not true. It is the act itself, in addition to the motivations behind the act, that cause offense to God.

        When God wants you to sow your seed, He'll see to it that you are married and are ready to raise children in His honor. It's irrelevant what you're thinking about, the fact is your spilling seed. This prioritizes your own gratification over the will of the Lord to preserve life. Do you really want to prioritize your gratification over the Lord's word? Thought process is irrelevant here.

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        • SalvationSeeker
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          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #5
          Re: A question...

          Originally posted by Empyreal Knight View Post
          I'm not as familiar with the Bible as the Pastors, but from what I understand you view only the lust and thought process as sin, when that's simply not true. It is the act itself, in addition to the motivations behind the act, that cause offense to God.
          No, we don't. Where did you ever get such a ridiculous idea?
          We're simply saying that sinful thoughts are sins TOO:
          Not that they're the only sins that count or some such nonsense.
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          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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          • imogene
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            • Jan 2008
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            #6
            Re: A question...

            And remember to not spill the sperm. Also sperm have a limited life span, so when they die, you are committing murder. So get to it.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
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              • Sep 2006
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              #7
              Re: A question...

              Remember folks, any seed that is spilled or wasted on "sport sex" the souls of the wasted sperm go straight to HELL!

              Think about that! Every time you needlessly spill your sperm MILLIONS of unborn souls are being tortured in HELL because you cannot control your impulses!
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              • infidel
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                • Jan 2008
                • 2

                #8
                Re: A question...

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                Remember folks, any seed that is spilled or wasted on "sport sex" the souls of the wasted sperm go straight to HELL!

                Think about that! Every time you needlessly spill your sperm MILLIONS of unborn souls are being tortured in HELL because you cannot control your impulses!
                Whoa, I didn't know there was incentive to masturbate!

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                • Ramen Loving Roster
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                  • Jan 2008
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                  #9
                  Re: A question...

                  Originally posted by imogene View Post
                  And remember to not spill the sperm. Also sperm have a limited life span, so when they die, you are committing murder. So get to it.
                  sperm die anyways. males produce 1 million sperm a day. by the end of the year, that would be 365 million sperm kicking around. they have to go somewhere, and the only place is out.

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                  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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                    • Jun 2007
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                    #10
                    Re: A question...

                    Originally posted by Ramen Loving Roster View Post
                    sperm die anyways. males produce 1 million sperm a day. by the end of the year, that would be 365 million sperm kicking around. they have to go somewhere, and the only place is out.
                    Yes, but when they die naturally, that's just God murdering them and there's nothing wrong with that.

                    That's why you'll never see us whining about lazy third-worlders croaking from hunger and disease. God is killing them for a reason.

                    Self-abuse can in no way be compared to death from natural causes. What part of THOU SHALT NOT KILL don't you understand?
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