Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

[Cody Parsons]

When I became saved thru Jesus I quit masturbating because I know only homos or girls touch a pecker and make a man orgasm but I dont know what to do when I go to the bathroom. If I go number 1 I need to aim it and if I go number 2 I need to tuck it down so any number 1 goes in the toilet.
Because Ive been worried about this Ive been making a big mess when I go to the bathroom. Right now Im living at home so its ok because my mom has to clean it up and I want to be married when I love out so my wife will have to clean it up. But this leaves less time for them to clean the rest of the house or make my dinner. Do any True Christian men have any advise for me so I dont make such a mess.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

Wear gloves

[Cody Parsons]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

Good thick ones too! Thank u and God bless u!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

The heavier, coarser and less nimble the better. Also, do not turn the lights on in the bathroom. You do not want to damage your eyes looking at 'it'.

Do not worry if you miss the toilet a lot, that is what women are for.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

Well, I wouldn't know exactly what to do since I don't have this problem, but maybe you could try something like this?



That way, you wouldn't even need to touch it, even with gloves.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

When I became saved thru Jesus I quit masturbating because I know only homos or girls touch a pecker and make a man orgasm but I dont know what to do when I go to the bathroom. If I go number 1 I need to aim it and if I go number 2 I need to tuck it down so any number 1 goes in the toilet.
Because Ive been worried about this Ive been making a big mess when I go to the bathroom. Right now Im living at home so its ok because my mom has to clean it up and I want to be married when I love out so my wife will have to clean it up. But this leaves less time for them to clean the rest of the house or make my dinner. Do any True Christian men have any advise for me so I dont make such a mess.

Praise Jesus, young man!

I'm proud of you for realizing the danger of ever touching your own flesh again after escaping the wicked sin of self-fornication.

In my early days as an ex-fag, doing my business in the bathroom was both frightening and repulsive. The mere sound of unzipping my trousers always resulted in instant recall of aligning myself with another strange man's backside for the multiple daily sodomy sessions. Of course, the wicked thoughts led to the biological process "down there" that made elimination of waste nearly impossible.

I agree with Brother Hutchins in using gloves, but even the thickest rubber kitchen gloves afforded too much stimulation to focus on the job at hand. It was only when I found these from a recovering ex-queer friend, that I was able to keep Satan at bay and relieve myself in comfort:



Just enough pressure to aim or tuck. No more, no less.

In Jesus Christ

[WeAreOne]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

I truly do not believe that touching it to relieve yourself makes you homosexual, sir. Homosexual, or "gay", as you put it, means to be attracted to the opposite sex. Unless this is the case, then you really don't have anything to worry about.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

I truly do not believe that touching it to relieve yourself makes you homosexual, sir. Homosexual, or "gay", as you put it, means to be attracted to the opposite sex. Unless this is the case, then you really don't have anything to worry about.

What you "believe" is of course entirely irrelevant and dismissed without consideration, as you are unsaved trash.

But if you had bothered to read the OP, you would realize that our young Brother is in battle with Satan to avoid masturbatory recidivism. As any ex-fag here can testify, the choice to become a filthy Sodomite always begins with self-fornication.

May you find Jesus Christ

[James Hutchins]

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I truly do not believe that touching it to relieve yourself makes you homosexual, sir. Homosexual, or "gay", as you put it, means to be attracted to the opposite sex. Unless this is the case, then you really don't have anything to worry about.

Says the 'Homer in denial'. You snake charmers are all alike!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

Homosexual, or "gay", as you put it, means to be attracted to the opposite sex.

Do you often redefine words to try and confuse people? Homosexuals choose to be attracted to the SAME s*x and DENY their natural attraction to the OPPOSITE s*x!

[TheCircleOfLife]

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Says the 'Homer in denial'. You snake charmers are all alike!

LOL, calm down, mate xD I know her, I don't know what a Homer is, but she doesn't charm snakes, though that would be extremely cool if she could

[James Hutchins]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

LOL, calm down, mate xD I know her, I don't know what a Homer is, but she doesn't charm snakes, though that would be extremely cool if she could

What is with you people? Your fascination for perversion is digusting.
I am not your mate.
You should not comment if you do not know what is being discussed.

Honestly, some people!

[TheCircleOfLife]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

What is with you people? Your fascination for perversion is digusting.
I am not your mate.
You should not comment if you do not know what is being discussed.

Honestly, some people!

what are you going on about? I called you "Mate" as an informal greeting. It's similar to saying man, dude, sir, miss, bud, etc. I do know what you're talking about and that would be my friend >:\ She raises a good point, though. How on Earth could this make you gay? If it's his body he shouldn't be ashamed to touch it just to relieve himself.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

what are you going on about? I called you "Mate" as an informal greeting. It's similar to saying man, dude, sir, miss, bud, etc. I do know what you're talking about and that would be my friend >:\ She raises a good point, though. How on Earth could this make you gay? If it's his body he shouldn't be ashamed to touch it just to relieve himself.

My name is Mr. Hutchins. It is not 'Mate, Dude,Miss or Bud'.

Well, I suspect you do not know because you are already gay. But for those that are unsure and afraid like the OP, here is the straight facts.
Touching 'it' for any reason other than procreation is a sin.
When expelling waste, touching it is a sicko scat perversion.
Touching it makes a man think about what he is doing. Next thing you know, he is thinking about other men touching theirs. Before long he is longing for other men to touch his. Next thing you know you have raging homers defecating on each other and raping little boys. I for one will not stand for any of this. Perverts!

[WeAreOne]

Re: Im afraid to touch my junk because I dont want to be gay

....right. Well. I'm really struggling to see your point here....all of you. Masturbation does not = gay.