God's Gaydar -- the Sod-o-Meter(tm)!

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

As you know, Landover Baptist some time ago launched "Project Sodom" -- the greatest accumulation of information on homosexuals ever assembled.

While the task has been daunting, we have nevertheless achieved what I believe to be a milestone in the detection, treatment, and eradication of same-sex sexual deviance. Behold: the Sod-o-meter(tm)!



(As demonstrated by my long-time roommate Prof. Ward. He did not win our argument over the name.)

With this device, we can determine with a 95.5% confidence interval whether any given person is or is not beset with homosexual urges. Locating such poor souls is the first step in turning them from their darkness towards the light of Christ. Best of all, the Sod-o-meter(tm) hooks into the databases maintained by our contacts at Google and various government agencies, so that it is equally effective in-person or online.

We will start giving demonstrations later this year at Christian colleges around the country. Hopefully, a handheld model can be developed for ease of use in employment interviews, to consider loan or insurance applications, and for screening applicants to gated communities.

There's no hiding now -- get straight with Christ!

Yours in Him,
bab

[Wide-Open]

Re: God's Gaydar -- the Sod-o-Meter™!

Excellent news, Brother Bob!

I would be very much interested in the portable version (The PSOD?) for my work in the trenches. As you know most people in Europe are gay anyway, so I might want to use it in the reverse way to find the - far and few between - straight people.

Is such usage allowed, or would the meter get confused with the abundance of gay signals over here ?

[Brother McGregor]

Re: God's Gaydar -- the Sod-o-Meter™!

I'd like to mention here if I may that we at British Baptists coined the term "sododyke" for the "female" of the species...It's a handy term because we feel it covers the fat arsed butchier person and the more feminine femme. Just use sododyke and all your identification worries are over.

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature

[Born Again Bob]

Re: God's Gaydar -- the Sod-o-Meter™!

Excellent news, Brother Bob!

I would be very much interested in the portable version (The PSOD?) for my work in the trenches. As you know most people in Europe are gay anyway, so I might want to use it in the reverse way to find the - far and few between - straight people.

Is such usage allowed, or would the meter get confused with the abundance of gay signals over here ?

Dear Friend,

I don't know whether the PSOD would work in Europe, but will give it a test run when I follow the Trace Adkins World Tour into Barcelona.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Justin Bill]

Re: God's Gaydar -- the Sod-o-Meter™!

Dear Friend,

I don't know whether the PSOD would work in Europe, but will give it a test run when I follow the Trace Adkins World Tour into Barcelona.

Yours in Him,
bab

it will if you have a 110>220 volt converter. I received a very special neck massager from an online catalog from Europe and I had to take it into the local radio shack and ask the man at the counter why it didn't work. The sissy-man blushed at the site of it, like he never saw a double edged neck massager. I tried the converter in the radio shack and it made a loud thumping on the counter.

thanks Godly Radioshack!

Praise jesus and curse the ungodly electricity of Europe!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: God's Gaydar -- the Sod-o-Meter™!

Excellent news, Brother Bob!

I would be very much interested in the portable version (The PSOD?)

Surely that should be iSod?