[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

If you watch Glenn Beck, you are a Homosexual.
If you drink Coors Light, you are a Homosexual.
If you think George Bush was a good president, you are a homosexual.

You're on thin ice, friend. If you want to spread your hate speech like this, you'll find yourself out of here faster than a liberal running out of church.

I own a macbook so i must be homosexual.

You got to be piffleING kidding me.

I find I'm as shocked as you are to discover that you're a sodomite.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Oh my god, you gosh-darn intolerants are more likely to go to hell than a gay who don't care about all your stuff.

You can back that up with Scripture, right?

And what is more, did you never noticed that Jesus was gay ?

You can back that up with Scripture, right?

You're totally insane, or this forum is just a big joke... Hard to figure out.

In case you haven't noticed by now, we preach the King James Bible exactly as it is, with no alterations to make it politically correct for modern liberals. If that means we're insane, no genuinely saved Christian would want to be sane.

[straightagainsthate]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You mad bro? Youre just mad because you were a loner in school and are ugly.

[Twiggy]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

- Thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny
- Uses shampoo and conditioner (instead of a 2-in-1)

-No-one thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny, surely?
-2-in-1? Seriously? Is your hair dry, because I just use shampoo and mine's fine!

[GLaDOS2.0]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You can back that up with Scripture, right?

You can back that up with Scripture, right?

In case you haven't noticed by now, we preach the King James Bible exactly as it is, with no alterations to make it politically correct for modern liberals. If that means we're insane, no genuinely saved Christian would want to be sane.

>Scripture
>Implying anything written more than a thousand years ago is truthworthy

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

>Scripture
>Implying anything written more than a thousand years ago is truthworthy

Doesn't trust God's Word?

Clearly a sodomite.

[GLaDOS2.0]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Doesn't trust God's Word?

Clearly a sodomite.

If God were to tell me Scripture directly I'd trust it. If he told me it through ancient farmers that wrote a book I wouldn't.

By the way, faith doesn't affect sexuality.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

By the way, faith doesn't affect sexuality.

No, but lack of faith does. If God's Word doesn't matter, then there is no moral compass and people do whatever feels good, up to and including sodomy. It's simple logic which is why the only decent, loving, moral people are those who have faith in God and the Holy Bible (KJV1611).

[GLaDOS2.0]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

No, but lack of faith does. If God's Word doesn't matter, then there is no moral compass and people do whatever feels good, up to and including sodomy. It's simple logic which is why the only decent, loving, moral people are those who have faith in God and the Holy Bible (KJV1611).

Religion (yours specifically) and faith is not some sort of moral compass, humans have morals regardless of religion.

Funny how people that have faith in God and the Holy Bible (KJV1611) are often the most indecent, hateful, immoral people.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Funny how people that have faith in God and the Holy Bible (KJV1611) are often the most indecent, hateful, immoral people.

See how atheists twist things around? "You follow God's Word and life a clean life and want to help others do the same so you're indecent, hateful, and immoral, you horrible Christians!" Sickening.

[GLaDOS2.0]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

See how atheists twist things around? "You follow God's Word and life a clean life and want to help others do the same so you're indecent, hateful, and immoral, you horrible Christians!" Sickening.

You're the one initially twisting things, making "a clean life" mean whatever you see fit.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

You're the one initially twisting things, making "a clean life" mean whatever you see fit.

How is "not sinning" meaning whatever we see fit?

[Rev. Q]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

I was at the gym the other week and noticed a fellow fitness enthusiast munching on what looked (and smelled) to be a fine stick of jerky. I asked him what kind of animal it was (I've got a weak spot for bison and was hoping it was bison jerky and that he had an extra one to spare), and he just laughed and said, "It's veegin, bro!" and proceeded to show me the wrapper and then politely offered one from his bag.


Pretty sure GOD didn't give us vegetables to turn into meaty-looking homer foodstuffs, "bro." Anyway, I was appalled that I had nearly been suckered into trying something so blatantly faggish, so I yelled, "Burn in Hell, sodomite!" and ran out of the gym. There were a number of gym patrons running after me, no doubt anxious to learn more about the WORD they had overheard me spreading, but I was late delivering hot meals to some elderly shut-ins, so I threw my remaining business cards out the window as I sped off and can't wait for some of them to contact me so I can arrange a healthy discussion at church and maybe some locally raised (and slaughtered) bison burgers afterward.

[napa valley nan]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

Back on topic...

- goes "hiking"
- goes "rock climbing"
- goes "mountain biking"

etc.

This photo's interesting. Blows that one out of the water...
.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

-No-one thinks Jimmy Fallon is funny, surely?
-2-in-1? Seriously? Is your hair dry, because I just use shampoo and mine's fine!

- No one who isn't a homer that is. (And you'd be surprised, that goober packs them in every night on his show.)

- I find I need conditioner so that my hair gets more lift. Using just shampoo leaves my hair without volume. i find a 2-in-1 solves this dilemma. Mostly I just go for the store brand, the one that's like $1.99, none of that homo $6 a pop shampoo and $6 conditioner nonsense. I don't need to show off to my "friends" what I have in the shower.