Gay Bait!

[wait_what]

A friend of mine heard about Professor Bessemer's Gay to Straight through prayer and scripture program, and referred me to this video.

He said that we could use it as an advertisement to bring the heathen close enough to club them over the head and lock them in the cabin to begin the retraining.

What do you fine True Christians think?

[HTannor]

Re: Gay Bait!

What do you fine True Christians think?

Well, I'll tell you what I think.

I think the Pastors here should take you to task for wantonly displaying that piece of pornographic filth on this Family Friendly Forum.

Oh, sure, it could be useful as a lure for freaky fags, but I sincerely wish you had used words to describe it instead of showing that floppy thing being chewed upon and enticing virginal-looking young ladies into using both of their innocent hands to hold it in place while they lick and chew on it. Disgusting.

[Nobar King]

Re: Gay Bait!

According to this thread you don't even need gay bait. Fags will go after anything with three legs, if you know what I mean.

[GLaDOS2.0]

Re: Gay Bait!

According to this thread you don't even need gay bait. Fags will go after anything with three legs, if you know what I mean.

Yeah man, gay gays love tripods to take good pictures. You straight guys need to learn to love "three legged things" because your photos are always so shaky, you'll never make it as photographers.

[Nobar King]

Re: Gay Bait!

Who uses a tripod, anymore? My camera has an advanced shake reduction system that allows me to get up to three extra stops vs. a standard camera.

BTW, tripod means three feet, not three legs.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Grey Bait!

I hate those damned greys. Once, during my truck stop ministry, I found myself in a rural Arizona truck stop late at night -- about 4 am. The only sound was the rumbling of a couple dozen rigs running their air conditioning as the drivers slept.

Suddenly, there was a bright light surrounding me! I was frozen to the spot . . . I wasn't paralyzed with fear, because I knew God would protect me, but I was unable to move! Then two of those greys came out of the light and <censored by admin - this is a family forum, RevRod! Think of the children before you post these things!> for almost a week. A WEEK!

So I'm sure you can understand why I question the wisdom of baiting greys. If you attract them, you could find yourself in the same position!

[GLaDOS2.0]

Re: Grey Bait!

I hate those damned greys. Once, during my truck stop ministry, I found myself in a rural Arizona truck stop late at night -- about 4 am. The only sound was the rumbling of a couple dozen rigs running their air conditioning as the drivers slept.

Suddenly, there was a bright light surrounding me! I was frozen to the spot . . . I wasn't paralyzed with fear, because I knew God would protect me, but I was unable to move! Then two of those greys came out of the light and <censored by admin - this is a family forum, RevRod! Think of the children before you post these things!> for almost a week. A WEEK!

So I'm sure you can understand why I question the wisdom of baiting greys. If you attract them, you could find yourself in the same position!

Not everyone is a rapist, get over it

[wait_what]

Re: Gay Bait!

Well, I'll tell you what I think.

I think the Pastors here should take you to task for wantonly displaying that piece of pornographic filth on this Family Friendly Forum.

Oh, sure, it could be useful as a lure for freaky fags, but I sincerely wish you had used words to describe it instead of showing that floppy thing being chewed upon and enticing virginal-looking young ladies into using both of their innocent hands to hold it in place while they lick and chew on it. Disgusting.

My apologies Your Honor. I was assuming this particular area would be filtered from the youth of The Church. Next time I will ask before posting something so heinous. I hope I may be forgiven.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Grey Bait!

Not everyone is a rapist, get over it

What does that have to do with greys, or the harrowing personal experience I related?

They looked just like this!!