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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12449
    #1

    Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

    I have no love for the liberal Southern Baptists. But, once in a while one says something that makes sense.

    Today, a prominent guy from their Seminary said that all this stuff about "transgenderism" is an affront to God. "God gave us genitilia because He wanted us to be either men or women. We do not have any choice in the matter."

    He went on to explain how we fit ourselves into God's plan only by being the gender of the genitalia He gave us. We are not to yield to the false concept of transgenderism.

    Genderless Baby Myth
    http://www.christianpost.com/news/genderless-baby-myth-50455/
    Two Canadian parents have ignited a firestorm over their determination to raise their third child as a genderless baby This is not a baby with ambiguous genitalia The parents admit that this baby has ...


    JJH
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552
      #2
      Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

      Genitalia is also not something to name. I'm tired of that.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612
          #3
          Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Genitalia is also not something to name. I'm tired of that.
          Does this mean you want me to refrain from referring to satan's "flaming tallywacker" when I tell someone they're going to hell?
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552
              #4
              Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              Does this mean you want me to refrain from referring to satan's "flaming tallywacker" when I tell someone they're going to hell?
              No, it means I want you to stop calling yours "Little Jimmy."
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Robert Adams
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2011
                  • 8
                  #5
                  Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                  Speakin' of genitalia, I done found a deer's in my ol' pick up truck. I don't know how it got there. But it looks like there was a party or somethin' in the truck. Beer cans and what not. But the weirdest thing is I saw the deer genitalia layin' 'round. I'm gonna start lookin' fer that 'lil Bambi and maybe I can tape it on or somethin' to help her out.

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                    • Callisto
                      WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 174
                      #6
                      Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                      Phew! I thought this was going to be an anti-masturbation thread, and I was worried as I've spent most of my morning playing with Clint the Li'l Prospector surveying Satan's Gorge.

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                        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                          Claims not to be a dago slut
                          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 1307
                          #7
                          Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                          What I'm not get is why anyone would want play whit....well...OK, I know WHY, but if I be honest...I can't see the attraction of play whit my 'chichi'...I mean it would only cause extra frustratings cos it's like 'starting something' that can no be finish...if you know what I mean. I imagine anyway...cos I wouldn't know really.


                          YIC, Mari
                          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                            • HTannor
                              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2612
                              #8
                              Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                              Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                              ..I can't see the attraction of play whit my 'chichi'...
                              Your "chichi" has been the focus of many discussions here in the Landover Courthouse's break room.

                              I, myself, have refrained from offering any opinions on the subject since I have no eyewitness experience.

                              But I believe that if you made a personal visit here it would go a long way towards dispelling any myths that may have arisen.
                              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                                • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                  Claims not to be a dago slut
                                  Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                  • Mar 2011
                                  • 1307
                                  #9
                                  Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                                  Your "chichi" has been the focus of many discussions here in the Landover Courthouse's break room.

                                  I, myself, have refrained from offering any opinions on the subject since I have no eyewitness experience.

                                  But I believe that if you made a personal visit here it would go a long way towards dispelling any myths that may have arisen.
                                  Discussions??!?

                                  I thinked Pastor Samsung have told you about Lycia - she's the expert right? The 'chichologist', no?

                                  She didn't no say you about the webcam inspecting...??


                                  YIC, Mari
                                  Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                  My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                  - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                    • Didymus Much
                                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                      • Jun 2010
                                      • 14076
                                      #10
                                      Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                                      Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                      ...She didn't no say you about the webcam inspecting...??
                                      LINK!!!!11!!!

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                                        • Nancy Boi
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Jun 2011
                                          • 18
                                          #11
                                          Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                          I have no love for the liberal Southern Baptists. But, once in a while one says something that makes sense.

                                          Today, a prominent guy from their Seminary said that all this stuff about "transgenderism" is an affront to God. "God gave us genitilia because He wanted us to be either men or women. We do not have any choice in the matter."

                                          He went on to explain how we fit ourselves into God's plan only by being the gender of the genitalia He gave us. We are not to yield to the false concept of transgenderism.

                                          Genderless Baby Myth
                                          http://www.christianpost.com/news/genderless-baby-myth-50455/
                                          Two Canadian parents have ignited a firestorm over their determination to raise their third child as a genderless baby This is not a baby with ambiguous genitalia The parents admit that this baby has ...


                                          JJH
                                          What if someone's born with both parts? Are they automatically male or female?

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78552
                                              #12
                                              Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                                              Originally posted by Nancy Boi View Post
                                              What if someone's born with both parts? Are they automatically male or female?
                                              They are cursed by God. He hates perverts. The only way out would be to step up and follow God properly.

                                              Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Johny Joe Hold
                                                  Mayor of Freehold
                                                   
                                                  • Feb 2010
                                                  • 12449
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Genitalia is Not Something to Play With

                                                  Originally posted by Nancy Boi View Post
                                                  What if someone's born with both parts? Are they automatically male or female?
                                                  As Pastor Zeke pointed out, this is a condition that is an affront to God.

                                                  I'm not a theologian, but the article points out that each person is subject to God's plan. So, the thing to do here, it seems to me, is to ask God what the plan is for this revolting condition.
                                                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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