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  • Bro Izzy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 161

    #1

    Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

    Taken from national newspaper.
    ''Quote''
    You've probably been asked this a few times today already, but do you like the word lesbian?
    I don't mind it. But I'll tell you who hates it. Lesbians. Well, probably not all of them, but enough to have got together and launched a worldwide campaign to change the name of their sexuality. Their preferred term? Gayelle - even though it sounds like the name of a Neighbours character.
    The "elle" bit is obviously from the French for she. But does this mean homosexual men should now be called Gayhe? Or Gayil, actually, if we're sticking with the French thing. What about bisexuals? Gaypeut-etre?''


    We all know what God thinks about these carpet munching activities they are sure to burn in hell for eternal damnation. Brother McGregor and myself call them Sododykes from the word Sodomite. Perhaps we should suggest this to them ?
    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

    Filthy disgusting lezbeans should be called nothing but HELLBOUND!

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    • Brother McGregor
      Godly Brit
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 376

      #3
      Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

      Originally posted by Bro Izzy View Post
      Taken from national newspaper.
      ''Quote''
      You've probably been asked this a few times today already, but do you like the word lesbian?
      I don't mind it. But I'll tell you who hates it. Lesbians. Well, probably not all of them, but enough to have got together and launched a worldwide campaign to change the name of their sexuality. Their preferred term? Gayelle - even though it sounds like the name of a Neighbours character.
      The "elle" bit is obviously from the French for she. But does this mean homosexual men should now be called Gayhe? Or Gayil, actually, if we're sticking with the French thing. What about bisexuals? Gaypeut-etre?''


      We all know what God thinks about these carpet munching activities they are sure to burn in hell for eternal damnation. Brother McGregor and myself call them Sododykes from the word Sodomite. Perhaps we should suggest this to them ?

      Indeed....the fat arsed butchy sododyke and her skinny femme friend ought to roasting like chesnuts whereever they can be found!! Glory be.
      Gay-elle huh?

      Well Gay-elles will be hell-elles.
      or something like that that also rhymes

      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
      Proverbs 16:2
      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #4
        Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

        Does this mean that the homintern control all television broadcast in Trinidad & Tobago? I hate to think what kind of filth those wily she-sodomites are poisoning the minds of the happy island negroes with.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #5
          Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

          I'm not too fond of the word either..
          They should simply be refered to as vile & unnatural abominations hated by God, cause that's what they are.
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 02-04-2008, 11:35 PM. Reason: Clarification
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Glendora Christianson
            Spiritual Mother of LBC
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329

            #6
            Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            I'm not too fond of the word either..
            They should simply be refered to as vile & unnatural abominations hated by God, cause that's what they are.
            I think there are so many cute and fun names for L-bos... Carpet Cleaners, Lezbertarians, Clam Diggers, Box Bumpers, Biscuit Lappers, Tongue Twisters, etc... But SS is right, one thing no L-bo will ever be called is a True Christian!
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • Hitoshi
              Professor of Engrish
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 446

              #7
              Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
              Carpet Cleaners
              NOBODY is clean carpet same like Hitoshi (explain for american I am talk about oral stimulate).

              call my carpet clean service Ladies I am have very reasonable rate! afterward I am sprinkle my patented powder for stain resist!!!
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              • Glendora Christianson
                Spiritual Mother of LBC
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2329

                #8
                Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                NOBODY is clean carpet same like Hitoshi (explain for american I am talk about oral stimulate).

                call my carpet clean service Ladies I am have very reasonable rate!
                Sometimes the bitterness of poor quality lingers long after the sweetness of low price fades...
                Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                • Roberta
                  Anti La Leche League Organizer
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1817

                  #9
                  Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

                  Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                  NOBODY is clean carpet same like Hitoshi (explain for american I am talk about oral stimulate).

                  call my carpet clean service Ladies I am have very reasonable rate! afterward I am sprinkle my patented powder for stain resist!!!
                  Call me big guy. I will give you some rug burns you will nevr forget!
                  Last edited by Roberta; 08-25-2008, 11:22 AM.
                  Come climb my mountains.

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                  • Brother McGregor
                    Godly Brit
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 376

                    #10
                    Re: Lesbians hate the word Lesbian

                    my aunt used to not mind lesbians...she always said that lesbians were very good with cats and had a "can do" kind of attitude...of course Aunty Josie and her friend had a lot of strange ideas about things. Almost as many strange ideas as they had cats.

                    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                    Proverbs 16:2
                    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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