What The Homers Are Ruining Today

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Aside from condemning themselves to the fires of hell for all eternity, queers also spend their time spoiling things for us Normal people. I propose that we compile an on-going list in this thread, the better to track the details of the radical homersexural agenda.

Exhibit one: Bacon

God's best meat is now being gayified by repulsive queers so that it can't be enjoyed by Manly Christian men like us.

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Exhibit 2: Ice Cream

What self-respecting Christian would purchase such an abomination and take it home and curl up in his lonely master suite and eat the whole carton by himself while crying himself to sleep? I ask you!



And not only the ice cream itself, but Godly American ice cream trucks have been infected with homerism! No doubt the queers use them to recruit and molest children!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Exhibit 3: Games

Remember when a typical American family could spend an evening playing family games, teaching valuable lessons on the Republican Economics to your children? That game was called "Monopoly," and I know many of you love that game.

Well now that the queers are forcing us all to do things their way, your choices have been stripped away. The homers want you to learn to be communists and force your kids to be sodomites!

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Exhibit 4: Country Singers

Before Obama came into office, country music was a bastion of Christian normalcy. All the singers were White Christians who sang White Christian songs. It was a safe thing to listen to.

But Brothers and sisters, the queers can't leave Country music alone either. Now they're turning homer by the dozen, and we can't let our Christian children be exposed to that!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Exhibit 5: Spies

Spies used to be the coolest, most Manly Heroes on earth. Now they're all turning queer too!

Once clubby U.K. spy service seeks gay recruits
MI5 tries to shake off clubby image, extend recruitment to different areas

LONDON — Britain's domestic spy agency wants gay recruits to know: It's time to come out of the closet.

After shunning them for decades over worries of blackmail, MI5 is now asking gay and lesbian people to consider a career as a spy, promising the chance to fight terrorists, protect their country — and earn a decent salary, plus benefits.

As part of an ongoing recruitment drive, MI5 is already wooing women, minorities and people with language skills. The fact that they're now reaching out to Britain's gay community is long overdue, said Peter Tatchell, a London-based gay rights activist.

"Until a decade ago, gay people were seen as a security threat, and as recently as two decades ago, they were being witch hunted and sacked from the security services," he said Monday.

"It was part of the Cold War mentality that saw security threats, traitors, and spies everywhere," he said. "Gay people were regarded as vulnerable to blackmail, even if they were open and out about their sexuality."

The spy agency is shaking off its clubby image and becoming more representative of the community it serves, said Ben Summerskill, chief executive officer the gay rights group Stonewall, which publishes a job hunting guide that includes the spy agency as a prospective employer.

Stonewall also is working with MI5 to create a workplace environment that is supportive of gay people.

Currently, MI5 has about 3,500 staff, twice what it had in 2001. The new drive comes two years after MI5 began publicly targeting women for recruitment, placing posters in gyms and advertisements in sports magazines that featured a black woman.

MI6, which collects Britain's foreign intelligence, also is looking for new hires, and in particular is encouraging applications from women and minorities.

According to MI5's Web site, intelligence officers earn a starting salary of about $45,000 plus benefits. Applicants have to be British citizens, and must pass a lengthy vetting process.

"As an intelligence officer at MI5, you'll be faced with some of the most challenging issues affecting national security today," the site says. "The decisions you make will play a major part in our efforts to counterterrorism, espionage, the spread of weapons of mass destruction and in protecting the U.K.'s critical national infrastructure."

Garry Hindle, the head of security and counterintelligence at the Royal United Services Institute for Defense and Security Studies, said MI5's inclusion in the gay and lesbian job guide is about inclusion, but it's also about image.

"They're trying to portray themselves as an open, inclusive organization that's working for the good of the community," Hindle said. But "it does need diverse members of society to be able to access the diverse members of society that they may have interest in."

The agency would say only that "the service seeks to reflect the broad range of U.K. society which it serves."

Can you imagine James Bond with a lisp!?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Exhibit 6: Tools

Tools were once the Manliest thing in your house. Power saws, crow bars, pliers, hammers!

Now, thanks to the radical queers who want to force their agenda down our Christian throats, tools are gay too!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Exhibit 7: Cars

Detroit was once the exclusive domain of Men. The term "muscle car" had a deep resonant meaning for the American psyche. Our Manly cars were the envy of the world!

Now, we have actual gay cars.

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Exhibit 8: Chinamen

Back when we whipped the slant's little yellow behinds in WW2, we felt a sense of American pride. You could say a lot of things about the japs, but at least you knew they weren't queers.

Well, all that's off.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Exhibit 9: Beer

There was once a day when God's favorite beer (Budweiser) ruled the world. If you said Bud, you said it all. Beer was a Manly adult beverage!

Now, the queers are forcing their beer into bars all over America. I'll bet every bottle has the AIDS in it.

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Exhibit 10: Dogs

What could be more Manly than "Man's Best Friend," the dog? Well now the queers are even turning them gay!

[Mistress Cookie]

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Dear God™, did you have to post all those images on the same day, dear Pastor??

Poor little me got sick half way through...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Exhibit 11: SUV's

The SUV used to be the ideal True Christian™ Republican suburban family vehicle, perfect for taking your little soldiers for Christ to Bible camp and football (not soccer) practice. There was a reason why any other vehicle, when parked on a cul-de-sac, just looked wrong.

Now, one word: Subaru.