Why did God invent Queers?

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Fellow Christians,

I'm sure you get this question asked time and time again. Some worthless little fairy has the audacity to come up to you, a man of God, and say in their high-pitched annoying fag whine ... "Well if God hates us all then why did he create us? eh ? eh ? eh?"

Friends, at this point I would urge you all to restrain yourselves from punching this dumb little queen right in the face. It may seem like the sensible thing to do, but another night in prison and getting covered in AIDs blood just isn't worth it.

So what do we do? Well the answer it THIS:

We must start handing out simple leaflets / flyers outside queer bars, fag clubs, and parks where these deviants prowl looking for young boys to rape, telling them the TRUTH -

"ATTENTION QUEER! GOD DID NOT CREATE FAGS. BEING A FAG IS A MENTAL ILLNESS. SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP BEFORE YOU GET AIDS AND DIE, YOU PATHETIC ASS-EATING PERVERT!"

That's ALL it needs to say. It's THAT simple.


Rev C Todd
"If YOU hate God, I hate YOU"

[Amaime]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

Fellow Christians,

I'm sure you get this question asked time and time again. Some worthless little fairy has the audacity to come up to you, a man of God, and say in their high-pitched annoying fag whine ... "Well if God hates us all then why did he create us? eh ? eh ? eh?"

Friends, at this point I would urge you all to restrain yourselves from punching this dumb little queen right in the face. It may seem like the sensible thing to do, but another night in prison and getting covered in AIDs blood just isn't worth it.

So what do we do? Well the answer it THIS:

We must start handing out simple leaflets / flyers outside queer bars, fag clubs, and parks where these deviants prowl looking for young boys to rape, telling them the TRUTH -

"ATTENTION QUEER! GOD DID NOT CREATE FAGS. BEING A FAG IS A MENTAL ILLNESS. SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP BEFORE YOU GET AIDS AND DIE, YOU PATHETIC ASS-EATING PERVERT!"

That's ALL it needs to say. It's THAT simple.


Rev C Todd
"If YOU hate God, I hate YOU"

They're called homosexuals first of all, not fags, not queers, not ass eating perverts, and not little fairys, you asshat. And apparently going to prison means you're going to get covered in AIDS contaminated blood? You are very wrong sir, ive know quite a few men who've come out of prison STD free. And gays dont rape small children, they live normal lives just like us, exempt the fact of loving the opposite sex, they find people THEIR age, JUST LIKE US STRAIGHT PEOPLE, to be attractive, not raping little boys. Sure there are a few homosexuals here and there that rape little boys, but also there are a few straight people here and there that do the same, whether it be with a small boy or girl. You have no idea what you are talking about. Post again when you get the right goddamned information about this topic. Cut out your asshattery and get into the game you asshole.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

By golly, Brother Colin, that is a righteous message to the perverts of the world.

You CHOOSE to be a homer, then you CHOOSE Hell! Don't go blaming God for your chosen fate!

Scientific types insist more and more that there is a "gay brain" -- but that's just like saying there's a "murderer's hand" and a killer is just born with the wrong kind of hand. It's transparent nonsense!

The only answer for those who are drawn to boning the chicken, playing the skin flute, and committing arsebuggery is to ABHOR EVIL!

He deviseth mischief upon his bed; he setteth himself in a way that is not good; he abhorreth not evil. Psalm 36:4

You can get straight with Jesus -- or you can just go to Hell!

A fine teaching, Brother Colin. A mighty fine teaching.

~~OEJ

[Brother V]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

Dear Amy;

God made people "homosexual" so He could send them to hell.

There was no "homosexuality" before Adam and Eve (not Adam and Steve). When they ate of the apple, that unleashed sin into the world. All the various methods of sin, from lust, fornication, idolatry and homosexuality (to name a few).

God put the DESIRE to do those things into the world; so that he could separate the good folks from the bad.

Isaiah 5:24 Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness, and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel.

The good folks will do away with their desire to do wrong; and the bad will continue to do it until they are consumed by flame.

YIC
V

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

Dear Amy;

God made people "homosexual" so He could send them to hell.

Exactly. The answer, as with everything else, is in the Bible, in this case Romans 1:18-27:

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed [it] unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified [him] not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

That is, but some people refuse to see God's glory in His creation (failing to notice isn’t an option), and instead, they worship idols. Therefore, God in His infinite love and righteousness turns them into disgusting sodomites or feminazi Subaru-drivers so that He can damn them. Praise His holy name!

Of course, the fact that feel-good false Christians quote Romans ch. 1 while leaving out the part about idolatry just shows how far fluffy-bunny churchianity has strayed from Scripture.

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

God made people "homosexual" so He could send them to hell.

Brother, apologies in advance, but God would never make anything as vile and repusive as a homosexual. Parents who say their child was born 'gay' are obviously homersexual child abusers, and use this lie as an excuse for baby-rape. It is sick!

God always creates healthy little babies. (Note for the Bible illiterate: God does NOT make retards - they come from Hell)

If those healthy babies have been dropped on their heads too often then, then yes, they may suffer enough brain trauma to think they are fags. But from our studies God would never make a child deliberately queer. It is a mental illness, similar to being a goth which is also a mental illness.

The sooner these effeminate freaks are put into electro-shock therapy to cure their un-natural urges, the better.

Kindest Regards,

Rev C Todd

[Brother V]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

Brother, apologies in advance, but God would never make anything as vile and repusive as a homosexual. Parents who say their child was born 'gay' are obviously homersexual child abusers, and use this lie as an excuse for baby-rape. It is sick!

God always creates healthy little babies. (Note for the Bible illiterate: God does NOT make retards - they come from Hell)

If those healthy babies have been dropped on their heads too often then, then yes, they may suffer enough brain trauma to think they are fags. But from our studies God would never make a child deliberately queer. It is a mental illness, similar to being a goth which is also a mental illness.

The sooner these effeminate freaks are put into electro-shock therapy to cure their un-natural urges, the better.

Kindest Regards,

Rev C Todd

I agree mostly with what you are saying; other than the opening paragraph.

One need only look to the Bible (KJV1611) to learn about the LORD.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

God makes things bad. He's like that.

Jeremiah 1:5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

God ordains people BEFORE they are born; he may also make them gay (or at least more receptive to gayness).

That's my understanding.

YIC
V

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

Brother, apologies in advance, but God would never make anything as vile and repusive as a homosexual. Parents who say their child was born 'gay' are obviously homersexual child abusers, and use this lie as an excuse for baby-rape. It is sick!

Dear friend:

God can and does make whatever He wants, including bad people. To suggest otherwise is to deny the sovereign majesty of God.

Romans 9:20-24: Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

By making bad people so that He can damn them, God is showing His abundant mercy to "the vessels of mercy," a/k/a us True Christians™, by showing us how merciful it is in comparison to what they are going to get. When we feel superior to the hellbound trash, we are only enjoying God's mercy as He intends.

[Roberta]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

They're called homosexuals first of all, not fags, not queers, not ass eating perverts, and not little fairys, you asshat. And gays dont rape small children... .Sure there are a few homosexuals here and there that rape little boys... .You have no idea what you are talking about. Post again when you get the right goddamned information about this topic.

You are all being way to serious. Simply put, God made finocchios to entertain us! Just listen to this nancyboy. Can't you imagine him swishing his tush in hopes that some butt pirate will get into the game and perform asshattery on him.

Want a real good laugh? Visit the CriscoDisco in Asshattan. It's so funny to watch them shake their bootys.

[Amaime]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

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They're called homosexuals first of all, not fags, not queers, not ass eating perverts, and not little fairys, you asshat. And gays dont rape small children... .Sure there are a few homosexuals here and there that rape little boys... .You have no idea what you are talking about. Post again when you get the right goddamned information about this topic. quote]

You are all being way to serious. Simply put, God made finocchios to entertain us! Just listen to this nancyboy. Can't you imagine him swishing his tush in hopes that some butt pirate will get into the game and perform asshattery on him.

Want a real good laugh? Visit the CriscoDisco in Asshattan. It's so funny to watch them shake their bootys.

fuck off

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

I agree mostly with what you are saying; other than the opening paragraph.

God ordains people BEFORE they are born; he may also make them gay (or at least more receptive to gayness).

That's my understanding.

YIC
V

That's possibly something I would agree more with, that God makes these people 'receptive to gayness'. I certainly wouldn't believe he makes them born completely gay, as homersexuality is a mental illness. What you are saying is God makes people prone to mental illness? Possibly for something their parents done to deserve to be cursed by such detestable sissy babies. Maybe their parents were wiccans or Jews or Gypsies or similar trash?

Though I think we can both agree that God does not make people born physically retarded - That's the Devil's work. Every single filthy deformed mongoloid retard walking on the face of this good clean Christian Earth has demon blood in him, as it is written in the Book of Genesis, when the fallen angels came to Earth, raping women and giving birth to repulsive deformed twisted demon hybrids. These stuttering stammering staggering 'tards we see today are the decendants of this unholy abomination, and God will send them back to Hell where they belong! Glory!

Rev C Todd

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

GOD MADE NOTHING EVIL...If anything is evil, man made it that way!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

GOD MADE NOTHING EVIL...If anything is evil, man made it that way!

The papist dog lies about God once again.

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

GOD MADE NOTHING EVIL...If anything is evil, man made it that way!

Typical lies from a Mary-worshipper! GOD MADE THE DEVIL! IS HE GOOD? Sounds like you seem to think so.

Once again proof of who the Catholics REALLY worship!

[JennyD]

Re: Why did God invent Queers?

They're called homosexuals first of all, not fags, not queers, not ass eating perverts, and not little fairys, you asshat. And apparently going to prison means you're going to get covered in AIDS contaminated blood? You are very wrong sir, ive know quite a few men who've come out of prison STD free. And gays dont rape small children, they live normal lives just like us, exempt the fact of loving the opposite sex, they find people THEIR age, JUST LIKE US STRAIGHT PEOPLE, to be attractive, not raping little boys. Sure there are a few homosexuals here and there that rape little boys, but also there are a few straight people here and there that do the same, whether it be with a small boy or girl. You have no idea what you are talking about. Post again when you get the right goddamned information about this topic. Cut out your asshattery and get into the game you asshole.

Miss Maim-me -

First of all, how DARE you, Unsaved Trash, speak to one of our members with such vulgarity! Your behavior is most unladylike, and inappropriate to a GUEST on our Godly Forum! While Mr. Todd is not yet a True Christian(tm), he is still a Member here! KNOW YOUR PLACE, Missy!

Second, you speak of the many men you know who have been released from prison without STDs. What sort of LADY spends her time with hardened criminals, accompanying them to the local county VD clinic?! No CHRISTIAN woman would do such things.

Finally, you give Mr. Todd DIRECTION?! Are you a Moderator here? I think not! How DARE you! You rude, snippy, vulgar little fishwife! Kindly go back to the gutter whence you came until you can emerge a polite lady, like Eliza Doolittle!

That's possibly something I would agree more with, that God makes these people 'receptive to gayness'. I certainly wouldn't believe he makes them born completely gay, as homersexuality is a mental illness.

Who told you that queerness, fagdom, or ass-eating perversion was a MENTAL ILLNESS? It is a CHOICE. The queer chooses a life of sin and depravity and sexual gratification over a life of obedience to God. That's all there is to it.

Stop trying to rationalize sin, Mr. Todd!