Female Fag Cured!

[A Follower]

Great news everyone, lesbianism can be cured! And all it takes is rounding them up and then pepper spraying them.

http://m.dailymail.co.uk/mobile/news/article.html?articleID=2053787

One of the America's most militant heterophopic gays was caught by the heroes of the NYPD after she rioted and attacked the police at one of the Occupy Wall Street protests. All in all she was a horrible person, but a single application of pepper spray turned her life around: she fell in love with a man!

I urge every loving Christian to carry pepper spray at all times so you can help cure any faggotry you encounter.Saving homosexuals from Hell is the most kind and altruistic thing a Christian can do.

As pepper spray is quite harmless (all it really does is clear out the sinuses) you can be quite liberal in using it. Women with short hair? Dose them! Men speaking with a lisp? Spray 'em! Spread the love, the love of Christ, with an aerosol spray can!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Female Fag Cured!

http://m.dailymail.co.uk/mobile/news...icleID=2053787

PEACEFUL FEMALE PROTESTORS etc.

Is this some new meaning of "peaceful" I haven't heard of?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Female Fag Cured!

Great news everyone, lesbianism can be cured! And all it takes is rounding them up and then pepper spraying them.

http://m.dailymail.co.uk/mobile/news/article.html?articleID=2053787

One of the America's most militant heterophopic gays was caught by the heroes of the NYPD after she rioted and attacked the police at one of the Occupy Wall Street protests. All in all she was a horrible person, but a single application of pepper spray turned her life around: she fell in love with a man!

I urge every loving Christian to carry pepper spray at all times so you can help cure any faggotry you encounter.Saving homosexuals from Hell is the most kind and altruistic thing a Christian can do.

As pepper spray is quite harmless (all it really does is clear out the sinuses) you can be quite liberal in using it. Women with short hair? Dose them! Men speaking with a lisp? Spray 'em! Spread the love, the love of Christ, with an aerosol spray can!

I wonder if you can use RoundUp(c)? I bought a big old jug of that at the WalMart, and I have about half of it left.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Female Fag Cured!

I wonder if you can use RoundUp©? I bought a big old jug of that at the WalMart, and I have about half of it left.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

or "Brushoff"

[daveyboysim]

Re: Female Fag Cured!

A friend of mine was once caught smoking by his father. Being the dutiful parent he was, his father locked him in a closet and made him smoke a whole pack of high-strength cigars. When my friend emerged, red-eyed and borderline emphysemic, he was cured of his addiction to nicotene-related products for life.

I wonder if the same principle could be applied here?

Lock one of them faggots in a room with 15 huge unsavable sodomists and let him be 'known' by each and every one until he has gulped enough of their seed that his eyes start to leak man-spore and release him only when he is bleeding repentance from every single orifice.

I've never tested this method, but surely this would cure all but the most deviant of backdoorists.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Female Fag Cured!

A friend of mine was once caught smoking by his father. Being the dutiful parent he was, his father locked him in a closet and made him smoke a whole pack of high-strength cigars. When my friend emerged, red-eyed and borderline emphysemic, he was cured of his addiction to nicotene-related products for life.

I wonder if the same principle could be applied here?

Lock one of them faggots in a room with 15 huge unsavable sodomists and let him be 'known' by each and every one until he has gulped enough of their seed that his eyes start to leak man-spore and release him only when he is bleeding repentance from every single orifice.

I've never tested this method, but surely this would cure all but the most deviant of backdoorists.

Friend, I chugged enough man-seed during my sodomite days to fill a clawfoot bathtub, but that isn't what made me change my ways.



No, it was the sweet, sweet love of Our Lord Jesus Christ, coupled with His Pure Blood that washed my sins away forever and delivered me from my homersexural deathstyle choice.

In other words: it's not what you DO, it's what you BELIEVE.

(Ephesians 2:8) "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Friend, I chugged enough man-seed during my sodomite days to fill a clawfoot bathtub, but that isn't what made me change my ways.

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No, it was the sweet, sweet love of Our Lord Jesus Christ, coupled with His Pure Blood that washed my sins away forever and delivered me from my homersexural deathstyle choice.

In other words: it's not what you DO, it's what you BELIEVE.

(Ephesians 2:8) "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

As always. Inspirational Z., inspirational!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Female Fag Cured!

I don't normally trust the lie-beral lamestream MSM, especially from England and other leftist countries, but given The Daily Mail's positive stance on issues of queeritude, I am inclined to believe it.