[Born Again Bob]

Re: How do I get Saved and Cured of homosexuality?

Dearest Dullard,

When it became too much, I listened to the counsel of good Christians, and did away with that [del. from original -- Elks Club] member which led me into temptaion. BAB

In context, this was a reference to an Elks Club controversy that spiralled out of control. You just snipped that part from the quote.

I have [del. from original -- dancing] pants full of nothing because of my adherence to the Scripture. BAB

These are the "dancing pants" I no longer wear out Saturday nights. Again, looks like the key word just mysteriously disappeared when you transcribed it. I forgive you -- deceit is the curse of your whimsical gender.

Any more questions, O spot on your feast of charity?

Yours in Him,
bab