[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

My wife asked me to wear woman's clothing to our marital bed recently, i accused her of lesbian behavior, rang my priest straight away, believe me police do nothing in these matters anymore, and she has been in counseling ever since. I think she is almost cured, due to my great priest and my prayers. I was most tempted into homosexual activity but the church saved me, this is what these penguins need church and prayer.

These abos don't know what they're talking about half the time anyway.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

My wife asked me to wear woman's clothing to our marital bed recently, i accused her of lesbian behavior, rang my priest straight away, believe me police do nothing in these matters anymore, and she has been in counseling ever since. I think she is almost cured, due to my great priest and my prayers. I was most tempted into homosexual activity but the church saved me, this is what these penguins need church and prayer.

A priest cured someone of faggotry?



Yours in Christ (NOT MARY!!!),

Z. Smyth

[devotedaussie]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

My wife asked me to wear woman's clothing to our marital bed recently, i accused her of lesbian behavior, rang my priest straight away, believe me police do nothing in these matters anymore, and she has been in counseling ever since. I think she is almost cured, due to my great priest and my prayers. I was most tempted into homosexual activity but the church saved me, this is what these penguins need church and prayer.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

Pot, kettle, black.



Bless you, my tempestuous town mattress,
Father Mo





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Been at the communion wine and magic wafers again, "father?"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

Pot, kettle, black.



Bless you, my tempestuous town mattress,
Father Mo





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Excuse me, "padre," but that is my fiance you are talking about!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

...Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.

Pot, kettle, black.



Bless you, my tempestuous town mattress,
Father Mo





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[Princess001]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

Liberals are always saying that homos are "born that way". That's ridiculous. I've spent many hours on the internet researching gay animal sex and sex with animals. According to liberals, animals are not considered capable of giving consent whereas people are considered able to decide for themselves.

What a joke! On the one hand, Obama has now given homosexuals the green light to have disgusting and degrading sex with all of our military personnel. On the other hand, watching animals to do the same disgusting acts to eachother is just fine. And on the 2nd other hand, what we need in this country is to stop ALL disgusting perverts, people and animals alike, from doing any of these things. Any other path is socialism by the back door. God bless America!

So right! Saying they are "Born that way" is beyond ridiculous, is a lezbean whore born with her head between a harlots legs? Nope I think she puts it there herself

[Little Donkey]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

Liberals are always saying that homos are "born that way". That's ridiculous. I've spent many hours on the internet researching gay animal sex and sex with animals. According to liberals, animals are not considered capable of giving consent whereas people are considered able to decide for themselves.

What a joke! On the one hand, Obama has now given homosexuals the green light to have disgusting and degrading sex with all of our military personnel. On the other hand, watching animals to do the same disgusting acts to eachother is just fine. And on the 2nd other hand, what we need in this country is to stop ALL disgusting perverts, people and animals alike, from doing any of these things. Any other path is socialism by the back door. God bless America!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

...not once have I ever heard of my local zoo having an ex-gay animal program.

Praise!

In Godless China, the commies are indulging their abberant penguins by allowing them to marry ! ! !

Gay penguin pair tie the knot

A PAIR of GAY penguins are so loved-up they have been given a WEDDING service.

The besotted male birds, Adam and Steve, turned out to be such a great parenting pair their keepers thought they deserved a reward and let them marry.

They were once given the cold shoulder at the wildlife park in China for stealing heterosexual couples' eggs to nest as their own. But after being allowed to try out with eggs rejected by their mothers, the couple have become the zoo's best penguin parents.

Now keepers at Polarland Zoo in Harbin, north east China, have rewarded their devotion with a wedding day.

One wore a tie and the other was dressed in a red blouse – a traditional Chinese bridal colour – as they stepped into their icy wedding room to the music of the Wedding March.

Keepers then served them their favourite dish for the occasion – spring fish.

"They have been a good couple and deserved their reward," said one keeper.

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

Once again, Godless heathen animals attempt to pervert the same nature which they are supposed to define! And yet not once have I ever heard of my local zoo having an ex-gay animal program. Just goes to show you how good the sodomites are getting at intimidating the frightened American public into going along with their wicked schemes. It isn't enough that they want to adopt, but now they want to be penguins, too. Last I checked, hating God wasn't supposed to be a full-time job, but I guess I was wrong!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

I imagine homosinuality is especially virulent, and eatin a homer penguin would be a high risk situation?

YiC,
Lori H.

I guess you can get AIDS from eating a homo penguin, and as I have no idea how you can tell from dead penguin if it was gay or not, I would leave penguin eating for eskimos. Maybe eskimos have developed digestion system that can handle eating gay penguins, or maybe they all just have AIDS to begin with. Who knows.

[Humongous]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

well, is a penguins maybe a good bird what you could eat for Christmas dinner? I aint sure ifn the butchers down at the piggly wiggly might have any in stock, but ifn they do, how do I know ifn it's a gay penguin or not? I imagine homosinuality is especially virulent, and eatin a homer penguin would be a high risk situation?

YiC,
Lori H.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

I'm a virgin Daisy Mae, I'm not a whore.

You're protesting a bit too much, you young strumpet.

Why not stop squaring up to your betters and get praising Jesus properly!

[Princess001]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

I've got my eye on you Princess.

Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.

I'm a virgin Daisy Mae, I'm not a whore.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.

Eliminate nearly all of their species and then throw a female between them?

Not to be argumentative, Isaac, but wouldn't electroshock therapy be a bit easier, and require a tad less of the genocide?