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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: Separating gay penguins for Christ.

    There are some things in life I don't understand. For example, it you were running a zoo, and there were gay penguins, why would you even try to rehab them?

    Why not just toss them in the whale tank? It could be a teaching moment for the kids who came to the whale show.

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  • Princess001
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    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    I've got my eye on you Princess.

    Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.
    Whats a wanton whore? I hope I haven't upset you in anyway Daisy.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
    Pastor, If you haven't already read them, you should probably just delete the last few emails I've sent you, dont bother reading them. They're just non sense ramblings.
    I've got my eye on you Princess.

    Acting like a wanton whore won't get you to Heaven.

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  • Princess001
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You came close, honey. That's for sure.
    Pastor, If you haven't already read them, you should probably just delete the last few emails I've sent you, dont bother reading them. They're just non sense ramblings.

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  • Princess001
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You came close, honey. That's for sure.
    I know, luckily I wasn't roped in.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You came close, honey. That's for sure.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Princess001 View Post
    Yes, that would be nice. I'm not a lezbean, Pastor Zeke confirmed it, but I was ALMOST infected by lesbians in my school.
    You came close, honey. That's for sure.

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  • Princess001
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    Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
    If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.
    Yes, that would be nice. I'm not a lezbean, Pastor Zeke confirmed it, but I was ALMOST infected by lesbians in my school.

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    It is at once appalling and drearily predictable that these fags would stoop to molesting penguins—penguins!—to drum up sympathy for their agenda and create more "evidence" that "animalth can be gay too, tho there'th nothing wrong with it!" Anyone without scales on his eyes can see that the birds were taught this behavior, just as a dog might be taught to jump through hoops, and even if it were "natural," would that give us free rein to practice coprophagia, necrophilia, pedophilia, cannibalism, polyandry, and masturbation?

    Both the penguins and their trainers must be put to death.

    Leviticus 20:15
    And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    I think the only reasonable approach would be to eradicate penguins worldwide before their "lifestyle choice" spreads to other animals.

    YiC,

    Zech
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • Isaac Fisher
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    If only we used this approach with teenaged 'gays'.

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  • Brother Enoch
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    Toronto? I thought those Canuckistanis encouraged homorism.

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  • Alphonse Alban
    started a topic Separating gay penguins for Christ.

    Separating gay penguins for Christ.

    Finally some good news from canukistan. Toronto Zoo does true Christian act and separates their gay penguin couple.

    Separating gay penguins means survival of the species

    Splitting up a pair of potentially homosexual African penguins and pairing them with females
    Using ex-gay program on penguins is nothing new to zoos.

    In 2004, Roy and Silo, a pair of male chinstrap penguins at New York's Central Park Zoo became famous for incubating and rearing an egg given to them by zookeepers.
    The pair's story was later written up into the bestselling children's book, And Tango Makes Three.
    Roy and Silo eventually split when Silo became interested in a female penguin. In 2009, gay San Francisco Zoo penguins Harry and Pepper would similarly break up after Harry took up with a female penguin
    LINK

    Effectiveness of ex-gay programs even on insects clearly proofs that gaysexualism is a deathstyle choice. You are NOT born that way, no matter what anyone says, you still have hope for leaving sodomy behind and reaching heaven.
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