X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #1

    Tap Water can send you into the Hell of Fagdom!!!!

    Brothers and Sisters, we have always known that being a queer is a choice, but here is proof-positive that drinking tap water can also send unknowing people into the arms of satan.


    Beware: This could happen to You!!!!


    Peruvian Mayor Warns Tap Water Will Make You Gay


    Peruvian Mayor Water Gay –A Peruvian mayor is blaming the high mineral levels in the area’s drinking water for a perceived increase in the number of gay men residing in his town. It’s one of the most unusual claims about homosexuality to emerge in some time.

    Jose Benitez made the bizarre comments at the launch of a local water access project, where he noted high levels of strontium in the tap water. The drinking water comes from Tabalosos, a town which a Lima-based television station once claimed was inhabited by 14,000 gay men.

    “Unfortunately strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we’ll be as Tabalosos, as other towns, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality,” Benitez is quoted by LGBT Asylum News as saying. “Young people have low self-esteem by this stigma.”

    Dr. Robert Castro Rodriguez, dean of the College of Pharmaceutical Chemistry of Lima, quickly dismissed Benitez’s claims, telling Peruvian radio that large amounts of strontium in the body eventually lead to bone cancer, anemia and cardiovascular complications — but not homosexuality.
    It’s not the first eyebrow-raising claim about homosexuality to emerge out of Peru. Last year, Bolivian President Evo Morales decried chicken producers who inject female hormones into their fowl, “and because of that, men who consume them have problems being men,” reports The Los Angeles Times.

    In 2009, Peruvian Interior Minister Mercedes Cabanillas announced it would ban homosexuals from the police force for damaging the image of the institution, reports the BBC.

    http://www.newsoxy.com/odd/peruvian-...gay-38740.html
    I believe that fluoridated water is the real culprit.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"
  • Bob4God
    Moderator
    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #2
    Re: Tap Water can send you into the Hell of Fagdom!!!!

    Well I have always believed that gay men's tendencies to masturbate compulsively twenty or thirty times a day has contributed to a massive increase in gay semen and AIDS in drinking water.

    I think science is now starting to vindicate me.
    sigpic
    The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
    - Proverbs 15:3

    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


    Comment

    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Tap Water can send you into the Hell of Fagdom!!!!

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      Well I have always believed that gay men's tendencies to masturbate compulsively twenty or thirty times a day has contributed to a massive increase in gay semen and AIDS in drinking water.

      I think science is now starting to vindicate me.
      The spilling of seed is definitely bad for the environment, and the practice was condemned in the Bible (KJV1611):

      And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to passe when hee went in vnto his brothers wife, that hee spilled it on the ground, least that hee should giue seed to his brother.

      - Genesis 38:9 (1611 King James Bible)
      I can't wait for the environmental activists to start protesting, but the LIEberal MSM will probably call it "gay bashing".
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
      sigpic

      Comment

      • max_mauritz
        Unsaved trash
        • Dec 2011
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Tap Water can send you into the Hell of Fagdom!!!!

        Wow!!! This is incredible!!

        I have been drinking Tap water all my life, I am still straight. I suppose I should praise the lord, from now on it is only mineral water!
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

        Comment

        Working...