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it bothers me that someof the guys atwork might be homers expecially because we have to put on uniforms to work at hte tire center each shift
HOW DO I KNOW IF THEIR GAY?
HOW DO I KNOW IF THEIR GAY?
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Re: how to spot a homer
This handy film is informative. We show it to our Sunday bible School kids group once a month.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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A pink triangle somewhere on their clothing is one method.Comment
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I would be very suspicious of any man who dyes his hair or likes Broadway musicals; those are dead homer giveaways.Comment
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That's done it for me. I will never go to another convenient store again.
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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Gays can NEVER be powerful or intimidating. If they're easily frightened, there's a 99.9999999999% chance that you're dealing with a homersexural. So just use your God-given straight male powers and bully any man you see. If they piss in their pants and let you beat them up (while secretly masturbating to you later because you are the epitome of everything we wish we could be) then you have a homer. I hope you kill all fags personally but we have to obey secular laws. Oh well I can still FANTASIZE- the only thing gays are good at. Daydreamy, soft- ethereal stuff. Not real, hard STRAIGHT stuff like REAL MEN.Comment
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Spotting Homer!s is getting increasingly harder to do in this panty-waist society of ours.
Remember the time Homer took Bart to a steel mill to make him feel Manly and all the steel-workers turned out to be as queer as Dick's Hatband?
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Get in the kitchen b*t*h and bake me a pot pie!
Forgive me sister, I am simply practicing how to be straight. PRAISE! Because even though you are a Moderator, you are still a woman and thus innately inferior. You probably don't have a soul. But I'm sure you already know this. I just can't understand which is worse: a nancy-boy or a woman. Both take it instead of GIVING it.Comment
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This thread is about 'How to spot a homer', not 'how to insult a moderator and gross out the rest of Landover Baptist Church with your disgusting homer trash'. Let's try to keep it on subject. If you know so much about being a homer, why don't you show us how to spot them?Comment
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I've heard they have a wierd smell. Kinda like bleach.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Here are some.....
Is that Officer Martin there i see.(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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Being that possibly even a Homer! Male outranks a female Moderator, I would be most happy to do so for you. But you see, now that New York has itself a neegroe Guvnor, I imagine he is totally "full of himself" and is running losse around the Country-side, stealing warm Pies from every Christian windowsill he passes.Originally posted by Homersexural View Post
Also, I am unsure of how to use this "kitchen bitch." Is it a new handy labor-Saving device, such as the Bass-O-Matic or Mr Coffeepot?Comment
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To be fair, I'm not sure that any encounter with a queer can ever really be described as "lucky".Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Typical sodomite propaganda and lies. What about the Hilldog? She's powerful, intimidating, and queerer than a whole stack of three-dollar bills.Originally posted by Homersexural View Post
You have been assigned a heaping sackful of infraction points for your triple transgression. Being a queer is definitely worse than being a woman, since nobody makes the lifestyle choice to become female (well, except for transfags, but they're so abominable I can't even bring myself to discuss them). What I can't decide is which is worse: your sin in disrespecting Sister Sue, your sin in impersonating a real man, or your sin in requesting a pie made from the drugs!Originally posted by Homersexural View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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