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  • BIG PUPPY DUMP
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2008
    • 14

    #166
    Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    Sir Dump, I'm not sure what a "steiner recliner" is, but I think Baby Jesus would not approve of it. Don't cast spells on our Godly Forum™ OK?

    Numbers 19:5
    And one shall burn the heifer in his sight; her skin, and her flesh, and her blood, with her dung, shall he burn
    You don't know what the steiner recliner is? Allow me to show you


    *puts you in the steiner recliner*
    HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME!
    DON'T FORGET THE NAME. BIG. POOFY. RUMP.
    HOLLER, IF YOU HEAR ME!

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    • BIG PUPPY DUMP
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2008
      • 14

      #167
      Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Pal, were you in a horrible fire or chemical accident that disfigured you? You don't look right.
      Please son you just wish you had an awesome body like this! *Puts you in the steiner recliner*
      *flexes muscles!*
      DON'T FORGET THE NAME. BIG. POOFY. RUMP.
      HOLLER, IF YOU HEAR ME!

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      • BIG PUPPY DUMP
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2008
        • 14

        #168
        Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

        And if you're going to change my name you could have gotten creative? Big Puppy Dump? Lame. It's BIG. POOFY. RUMP! And don't you ever forget it.
        DON'T FORGET THE NAME. BIG. POOFY. RUMP.
        HOLLER, IF YOU HEAR ME!

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #169
          Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

          Originally posted by BIG PUPPY DUMP View Post
          And if you're going to change my name you could have gotten creative? Big Puppy Dump? Lame. It's BIG. POOFY. RUMP! And don't you ever forget it.
          I probably won't forget, but I will pray daily for Jesus to help cleanse my mind of that image.
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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #170
            Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

            Originally posted by Sister Isabella View Post


            Just when I thought this place couldn't be any worse.
            Hon, you haven't seen anything yet!

            And to comment on something you mentioned earlier . . .

            I have noticed that the Mexicans enjoy a sport very similar to this, but all the wrestlers wear masks on their faces, leaving only their eyes and mouth visible.

            The children enjoy watching it, but I make sure to keep it off the television. If they insist (I ask several times) on watching it, a swat from my ruler is all they need to understand.
            So you're saying they have television down there in Mexico? And what are you doing watching TV in a convent anyway, Sister?

            Not only that, but by now surely you should be aware of the sad and sorry truth, that cathylicks are mary-worshipping false-christian beadfingers, in fact the whole Roman church is a cult, and you are on the wrong path!

            There must be a reason GOD has brought you to our True Christian™ boards! Why not be a winner with JESUS, why not convert to Baptist and get Saved®!

            Hope this helps! Sister Noddy
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Sister Isabella
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Mar 2008
              • 63

              #171
              Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

              Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
              So you're saying they have television down there in Mexico? And what are you doing watching TV in a convent anyway, Sister?
              Sometimes we let the children watch television while we supervise to ensure there's no funny business.

              As I said, I've caught them trying to watch this depraved sport a few times, but most of them avoid it now.

              I am also researching the beliefs of this community currently.

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              • Mr Godwin
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 123

                #172
                Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                Originally posted by Sister Isabella View Post

                I am also researching the beliefs of this community currently.
                Then you have come to the right place, sister.

                Thanks to this forum, my own mother was saved last year from that sissy dingleberry episscopal church, which from a cathlick viewpoint is a sub-false version of their own false church. So there you go.

                There are so many false churches there seems no end to them, they have been spawned by the devil and have spread like a scourge over the earth. One needs to be very careful indeed. You can't go wrong with the Baptist Church.

                We Baptists have the real Word of God, sister. Why not get with the big picture, get your sweet behind into the Baptist Church. That's my understanding of it.

                Yours in Christ, Brother Godwin
                Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
                  Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 174

                  #173
                  Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

                  You guys are just a joke.
                  Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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                  • Virginia Day Templeton
                    Christ's Battle Axe
                     
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 2827

                    #174
                    Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                    The radical atheists who control Wikipedia make that claim in order to discredit our message, and block anyone who edits it to reflect the truth. HERE is what it looked like before. Take it from me se are as serious as the very fires of Hell.
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                    • JennyD
                      Honorary True Christian™
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                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 9567

                      #175
                      Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                      Originally posted by BIG PUPPY DUMP View Post
                      WWE is awesome forget all the haters *puts all the haters in the steiner recliner*
                      What in the world kind of name is that?

                      Is a Puppy Dump anything like a Cum Dumpster? I know you homersexuals like to be "Cum Dumpsters".

                      Why do you make your living in nearly-nude erotic oiled wrestling tournaments? Do you not find it degrading? Or are you more of an exhibitionist?

                      What levels of depravity drive you? Money? Lust? Or just the desire to offend Jesus as much as possible??
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                      • Pimplepee-peezillaWWE
                        Unsaved Trash Chronic Bed-Wetter
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 174

                        #176
                        Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                        You changed our names. My original name here was NancyzillaWWE. his I bet was Big Poopa Pump. You jackels changed our names.
                        Those who have sinned must not speak, Those who have betrayed themselves for a false God must suffer.

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                        • JennyD
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                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #177
                          Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                          Originally posted by PimplezillaWWE View Post
                          You changed our names. My original name here was NancyzillaWWE. his I bet was Pig Poopa Pump. You jackels changed our names.
                          I don't have the ability to change anyone's name, and "Pig Poopa Pump" ain't much better than "Big Puppy Dump".

                          Maybe the Pastors would change it back if he asked nicely.
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                          • BIG PUPPY DUMP
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 14

                            #178
                            Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            What in the world kind of name is that?

                            Is a Puppy Dump anything like a Cum Dumpster? I know you homersexuals like to be "Cum Dumpsters".

                            Why do you make your living in nearly-nude erotic oiled wrestling tournaments? Do you not find it degrading? Or are you more of an exhibitionist?

                            What levels of depravity drive you? Money? Lust? Or just the desire to offend Jesus as much as possible??
                            What does the D stand for in your name? <disgusting language deleted> ahaha yeah get out of here. *puts you in the steiner recliner*
                            Last edited by Wide-Open; 03-17-2008, 09:31 AM. Reason: <disgusting language deleted>
                            DON'T FORGET THE NAME. BIG. POOFY. RUMP.
                            HOLLER, IF YOU HEAR ME!

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                            • BIG PUPPY DUMP
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 14

                              #179
                              Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              Maybe the Pastors would change it back if he asked nicely.
                              Change my fucking name back. Nice enough for you?
                              DON'T FORGET THE NAME. BIG. POOFY. RUMP.
                              HOLLER, IF YOU HEAR ME!

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #180
                                Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

                                Originally posted by BIG PUPPY DUMP View Post
                                Change my piffleing name back. Nice enough for you?
                                Stop whining Jennifer.

                                Your rights here are:

                                1. None.

                                Thank you.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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