[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

Enough with the zit comments. I dont have zits. Understand that.

Oh believe me, we all feel sorry for you. Having oozing zits is like modern day leperosy. I don't blame you for being ashamed.

Did you know that Jesus can cure your crater face with a wave of His loving hand? All you need to do is stop being a fag and beg Him to take over your life, and the first step of your journey begins.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

Really, Pimples, there is no reason to deny that your skin condition is leading you to homosexuality. Girls cannot imagine to marry you and to birth your childrens, but it is a scientific fact that the pedicks will sleep with anything. All you have to do is to DECIDE not to ACT. Just say to yourself "The only thing I need on my lips is the name of Jesus." It works!

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

I DO NOT HAVE FUCKING PIMPLES. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS CHANGED MY ORIGINAL NICK FROM DREWZILLAWWE TO FUCKING PIMPLEZILLAWWE

[JennyD]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

I DO NOT HAVE piffleING PIMPLES. YOU piffleING IDIOTS CHANGED MY ORIGINAL NICK FROM DREWZILLAWWE TO piffleING PIMPLEZILLAWWE

Goodness, you're a tiresome little boor. Constantly yammering about your skin condition.

This is a forum about JESUS. We are a Christian church, not your high school, and not a dermatologist's office. We have no interest whatsoever in whether or not you have acne, and we wish you would drop the subject.

This is a thread about how watching oiled, nearly-naked men grapple one another on television (or worse, in person) is turning America's youth into raging queers.

Do you have anything to share? Perhaps the horror at finding yourself "pitching a tent" during a wrestling match? Dreams about being sexually assaulted by Hulk Hogan, maybe?

Feel free to describe your experiences in detail.

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

what Skin condition? I dont have one. And stop editing my damn posts. Bunch of cowards.

[JennyD]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

what Skin condition? I dont have one. And stop editing my damn posts. Bunch of cowards.

I don't care whether you have a skin condition or not, and I don't have the ability to edit your posts. If I did, I'd want to make them say something intelligent.

Can we PLEASE get back on topic now?

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

WWE Is not turning boys into homos. Show us proof that it is.

[JennyD]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

WWE Is not turning boys into homos. Show us proof that it is.

Read the beginning of the thread and show me how it is NOT encouraging homersexuality! Why, it's practically soft-core homer porn!

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

Any stooge can edit a pic. PHAIL

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

WWE Is not turning boys into homos. Show us proof that it is.

Well, there is the fact that your pimples get an extra glow every time you watch Randy Macho flex his muscles. Frankly that's almost as disgusting as thinking about what you're fantasizing he's doing to you.

[JennyD]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

Any stooge can edit a pic. PHAIL

What ARE you talking about?

There are any number of posts describing the pornographic nature of your "wrestling".

[Robbie]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

Any stooge can edit a pic. PHAIL

My dear Zitty, the evidence is plain to see. It is as clear as the daylight which the Lord, in His magnificence, casts down on us all each morning. The original pictures, which it makes me queasy to even think about, clearly show the lead homer attempting to remove the underwear these so called "wrestlers" wear. If that is not a prelude to the deprived filth these homers engage in, then I don't know what is. Our proof is there, clearer than your face, in those pictures. Now Acne Boy, it is your turn to prove that these photos are not what they seem.

I am in continual prayer that the light of God will fill your eyes and allow you to see the filth being peddled to our children in the form of "wrestling".

[Pimplepee-peezillaWWE]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

I HAVE NO FUCKING ZITS!! STOP CALLING ME ZITTY OR ZITZILLA. THIS BULLSHIT IS GONNA STOP. IM GONNA HAVE YOU BIASED BRAINWASHING IDIOTS REMOVED FROM THE INTERNET COMPLETELY

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

I HAVE NO piffleING ZITS!! STOP CALLING ME ZITTY OR ZITZILLA. THIS BULLSHIT IS GONNA STOP. IM GONNA HAVE YOU BIASED BRAINWASHING IDIOTS REMOVED FROM THE INTERNET COMPLETELY

The demons that use your pimples as doorways into your head have finally caused you to snap. I hope you find help soon, PimplezittaPROACTIV(r).

[JennyD]

Re: WWE is turning our boys into homos!

Once again, he's hijacking the thread with his acne obsession.

Sister, would it be possible to maybe split his endless and pointless ranting about his acne obsession off from this thread about the very real danger of WWE-induced Homerism?

I'm sure there are teenage boys not yet Homerized who could be Saved(c) with some help from us, but we can hardly expect them to wade through twenty pages of whining and complaining from the Pustular Pansy over here!