A pearl necklace?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I've asked members of my congregation, and nobody can answer this. I thought maybe someone here would have some idea.

While I was on the road last weekend, devoted as I am to my truck stop ministry, I noticed four feet in one stall. As I was about to knock on the door to begin witnessing to the Lord, I overheard one whisper to the other how much he'd like to give Tim Tebow a pearl necklace.

Tim Tebow, as we can see here, is certainly male.



Why would anyone think he would want a piece of women's jewelry? Is that a sodomite thing?

[James Hutchins]

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Is he a cathlick? Those people seem to like shiny beads

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Oh, how I wish Tim would give me one!


He's so sweet and thoughtful! I bet he gives his girlfriend them all the time!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Oh, how I wish Tim would give me one!


He's so sweet and thoughtful! I bet he gives his girlfriend them all the time!

Would Zeke approve of Tim Tebow giving you a pearl necklace?

I suppose it'd make a nice wedding present. Zeke could help Tim put it on you, maybe? Why not make it part of your wedding video?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Why would anyone think he would want a piece of women's jewelry? Is that a sodomite thing?

I did find this men's pearl necklace.



I suppose a black pearl necklace would look good on Tim. What do you think?

Better than a rag on his head, anyway.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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As you all know, anagrams are used by Satanists to subliminally brainwash Christians into having gay sex, but other homosexuals use anagrams to formulate code words which they can then use to solicit gay sex in public and otherwise communicate without being exposed for the filthy butt pirates that they are.

In this instance "Pearl Necklace" is an anagram for "Ceca Rape Knell".

For those of you who do not know, Ceca is the plural form of Cecum, which is the part of the intestines where the small and large intestine connect. A Ceca Rape Knell is a signal that homosexuals give (the ringing of a bell) which calls upon all homosexuals in the area with a penis that is long enough to anally rape someone, in this case Tim Tebow, all the way up to his cecum. I do wish I had been there to translate this Analese for you, Rev. Rodimer. Perhaps we could have saved Tim Tebow a great deal of fission.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A pearl necklace?

A Ceca Rape Knell is a signal that homosexuals give (the ringing of a bell) which calls upon all homosexuals in the area with a penis that is long enough to anally rape someone, in this case Tim Tebow, all the way up to his cecum. I do wish I had been there to translate this Analese for you, Rev. Rodimer. Perhaps we could have saved Tim Tebow a great deal of fission.

So you're saying one or both of those men were hung like horses intending to commit sodomy in violation of God's Will, and I missed the opportunit to interfere in this heinous act?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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So you're saying one or both of those men were hung like horses intending to commit sodomy in violation of God's Will, and I missed the opportunit to interfere in this heinous act?

Brother, that is exactly what I am saying.

Think of the suffering that Tim Tebow will have to endure as his poo is stuffed all the way back up into his small intestine. I just threw up in my mouth! Jesus, I pray thee, spare Mr. Tebow this horrible fate.

[Henry Poppendorfer]

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You know that's interesting, I had a very similar experience! Just the other day I heard another guy mention giving Tim Tebow a gift for being such a great quarterback, only his idea was to give Tim Tebow a "golden shower" and that he'd "love to give Tim Tebow head," so I assume he's sending a golden showerhead to install in the men's locker room to show which is Tebow's. See what happens when you follow the Lord and do His work? Boy, I'd love to see all those jealous atheists' faces when they see Tim Tebow bathe in the glory of the golden shower that the Lord has seen fit to give him!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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give Tim Tebow a "golden shower"

"Golden Shower" is just code for "No Geld Whores". So clearly, these fags were intending to sexually enslave Tim Tebow, and the ranking fag was telling the other to leave Tim's testicles intact.

You must have been deep behind enemy lines.

[ditzygurl83]

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Oh I would love both a golden shower and a pearl necklace!! I know I shouldn't be in want of things but sometimes I do. I'm a sinner I know. Please pray for me. I just do think both of those sound so amazing! A can't even imagine how good a golden shower would be! I know when I have a normal shower I feel so cleansed after! I can just feel the warmth of a golden shower flowing over me like the word of the Lord!!!

[Princess001]

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Oh, how I wish Tim would give me one!


He's so sweet and thoughtful! I bet he gives his girlfriend them all the time!

I'd like to personally go pearl diving for you Daisy to hand pick the pearls!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'd like to personally go pearl diving for you Daisy to hand pick the pearls!

Skin diving, no doubt.

[Princess001]

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Skin diving, no doubt.

Whats that mean?

[ditzygurl83]

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I'm sorry Rev., I tried to figure out what your comment meant. I know I'm just a girl and probably just not able to understand what you meant, what is skin diving? Is it just like scuba diving but not as deep so without the suit?? I can only assume that is what it means. I do not mean to question you of course and if I have offended I extend my heartiest apologies, and if you are ever up in my area I would love to show my apologies with a tasty, juicy, big piece of pie for you to nibble on!!