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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12557

    #1

    Gays Make God Puke!

    This may seem a little overly dramatic, but it's true. It is a quote from a preacher with nation-wide credentials.

    O'Neal Dozier, head pastor of the Worldwide Christian Center at Pompano Beach, Florida, made this statement.

    While Pastor Dozier is not in the same league as out Landover Baptist pastors, he is, nevertheless, qualified to know such things. Among other noteworthy credentials, he is the Honorary Chair of Rick Santorum's Florida campaign.

    I consider Pastor Dozier to be a friend of Freehold and invite him to come to our City anytime to share his thoughts on how gays make God puke.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Gays Make God Puke!

    Gays make any sane person want to puke, but I suppose the liberal media will put some demonic spin on it, like it's a bad thing.

    O come LORD Jesus.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12557

      #3
      Re: Gays Make God Puke!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Gays make any sane person want to puke, but I suppose the liberal media will put some demonic spin on it, like it's a bad thing.

      O come LORD Jesus.
      Sister Mary--Great observation. Demonic, indeed, are those liberal media.

      We have such a great task ahead of us to convince the public gays are not just another variation in our "gene pool" (I hate those phony words science has given us), but a genuine arrow from Satan pointed at our souls.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #4
        Re: Gays Make God Puke!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Gays make any sane person want to puke
        Absolutely right sister. Homosexuals make me want to gag.

        Why can't they just keep their sordid perversions to themselves? It's bad enough that they chose to be a sodomite but why do they have to shove it down my throat?



        YIC

        Jack
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: Gays Make God Puke!

          I'll admit that I have gagged after encountering a few queers. Not all of them, but some.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Princess001
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2011
            • 131

            #6
            Re: Gays Make God Puke!

            It's amazingly disgusting how man people queers gag a day.

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