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I swear!!!! I have been SAVED by the Lord Jesus. I am no longer a Homer. I went to Mrs. Betty Bower's Gay BASH ministry and I am finally SAVED. Oh, praise Jesus. I am S-A-V-E-D! How great is Jesus everybody?
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Originally posted by SisterSidPhelps View Post- Homer should never be capitalized unless used at the beginning of a sentance, or as a name, like Homer Simpson.
You have proof or evidince of this? Or are you just trying to fool us again? How about a certificate of completion?
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This "Phelps" character sickens me.Comment
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About as saved, as a pork chop in a synagogue i suspect.Originally posted by SisterSidPhelps View Post
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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So you're sayng you were a homer before? Guess I didn't get that part (Jesus forgive noddy)Originally posted by SisterSidPhelps View Post
How great is Jesus? He's G-R-E-A-T! Praise!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Yes, I was a homer. I am a man, I had originally named myself "Sister Shirley Phelps" because of my disgusting lifestyle. Now Jesus has Saved me and I am a True Christian. Praise Jesus.
How can I get a senior member to change my name?Comment
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Grobbling at ones foot i hear can sometime work.(Not Guaranteed)Originally posted by SisterSidPhelps View Post(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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You'll need to demonstrate to Jesus and the Pastors here that you are Saved©. So far I see no sign of it. Here are a few things you should consider.Originally posted by SisterSidPhelps View Post
*Click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page, and send Jesus a robust Love Offering.
*Offer clear and compelling testimony about how depraved and sinful you were, how you finally found Christ, and what the process of being washed clean by His blood was like. Details.
*Discuss your favorite Scriptures and explain WHY the have meaning for your life.
*Click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page, and send Jesus a robust Love Offering.
Also, try and use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation when you post. Good composition is a mark of True Christianity™ for sure.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Thanks to our wise Pastor Billy....
This will help you know if you are saved or not. Grab some coffee.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Glory!Originally posted by Ali al-Rashid View Post Now you can understand exactly how we feel each time you post more of your anti-God Muzzlin drivel!
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Amen to that .Originally posted by JennyD View PostGlory! Now you can understand exactly how we feel each time you post more of your anti-God Muzzlin drivel!(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.Comment
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Goodness me, I am so sorry I missed this. I have been so busy helping young fags become straight Christian men that it's taking up all of my time. I will reply promptly with a reply about my salvation. Praise the big JC everyday.Comment
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