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It's true!
Liberals may hate homersexuals, but we at Landover do not.
Monsters like the Satanic beast Azriel condemn them as brain-damaged.
Australian retardeds like Boomerang rant about the shame and horror of possibly being homersexual even when mourning their suicidal relatives!
Cathoholics, of course, encourage homersexuality by buggering altar boys. I don't need to link to anything to inform you of THAT! 69th Sacrament, indeed!
And we at Landover?
Well, we know full well that God condemns homersexuals as abominations, and says that they should be put to death. Indeed, He does. But . . . and it's a BIG BUT!!
We work overtime to bring those confused homersexuals to Jesus! We help them recognize that they have made a choice . . . a choice to turn their backs on God, and also to turn their backs on that sweaty buck Negro with the greased tallywhacker! Yes, it's depraved. Certainly, it's disgusting. Most likely, it's rather painful. But not nearly so painful as an eternity in Hellfire!
That is why we refer homersexuals to Betty Bowers' BASH (Baptists are Saving Homosexuals) ministry. The Godly Mrs. Bowers has brought forth any number of ex-gays. Why, our own Sister Mary Maria's husband, Mr. Whitford, was BASHed by Mrs. Bowers personally!
Don't you want to give up on Leroy, or your latex substitute (we know you affectionately call it Rubber Bubba), and instead open up to the deep, penetrating love of Jesus?
Liberals may hate homersexuals, but we at Landover do not.
Monsters like the Satanic beast Azriel condemn them as brain-damaged.
Australian retardeds like Boomerang rant about the shame and horror of possibly being homersexual even when mourning their suicidal relatives!
Cathoholics, of course, encourage homersexuality by buggering altar boys. I don't need to link to anything to inform you of THAT! 69th Sacrament, indeed!
And we at Landover?
Well, we know full well that God condemns homersexuals as abominations, and says that they should be put to death. Indeed, He does. But . . . and it's a BIG BUT!!
We work overtime to bring those confused homersexuals to Jesus! We help them recognize that they have made a choice . . . a choice to turn their backs on God, and also to turn their backs on that sweaty buck Negro with the greased tallywhacker! Yes, it's depraved. Certainly, it's disgusting. Most likely, it's rather painful. But not nearly so painful as an eternity in Hellfire!
That is why we refer homersexuals to Betty Bowers' BASH (Baptists are Saving Homosexuals) ministry. The Godly Mrs. Bowers has brought forth any number of ex-gays. Why, our own Sister Mary Maria's husband, Mr. Whitford, was BASHed by Mrs. Bowers personally!
Don't you want to give up on Leroy, or your latex substitute (we know you affectionately call it Rubber Bubba), and instead open up to the deep, penetrating love of Jesus?
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