Are Lesbians REALLY gay? Or just confused?

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Friends,

I was just thinking about this the other day - Are Lesbians really gay? Or just confused?

I think most dykes are just fat ugly butch greasy truck-driving denim-wearing trash, who cannot attract a decent man. They get lonely, so they go to other fat ugly women who are in a similar position for attention.

They also seem very manly to me, so it's not hard to see why men don't find them attractive. Perhaps they would all be better off marrying gay men? Possibly that's what God intended, I really don't know? But I'm not sure if they are really gay, or just lonely because no man wants them?

I think only men can be properly gay. Can anyone help?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Lesbians are ugly women with offensive personalities that have resigned themselves to the fact that they can't keep a man.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I think that homeresses resent the fact that they aren't men, so they buy all of their clothes at Steven Windsor Big and Tall Man. That would certainly explain why they hate men so much and why they're always so bitter and angry.

[Nobar King]

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It all probably started when their fathers bought them boy's underwear. They should have been buying them dresses instead.

[RevColinJamesTodd]

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That would certainly explain why they hate men so much and why they're always so bitter and angry.

I never thought about it like that before. They're so bitter and angry BECAUSE men aren't attracted to them. They hate us because we won't make honest women of them. They want a man, but when they try to attract a decent man he probably laughs in her face. Seriously, what sort of sick freak would want to date a women so fat, dumb and ugly? No wonder they end up so resentful.

[ChuckieGirl666]

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Hey, asshats!

Lesbians ar NOT attracted ta men! I kno it true 'cause I tried chat up a lezzbeanerr in a club, an she wasn't attracted ta me !

I tink Lesbians are hot!

[Nobar King]

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You're going to need to find someone that stupid to go out with you. Keep trying.

[RevColinJamesTodd]

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I tried chat up a lezzbeanerr in a club, an she wasn't attracted ta me !

Son, a deaf blind mute wouldn't find you attractive.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Are letsbemens really "gay"? First, nobody engaged in the unnatural homersexual lifestyle is gay. They are all miserable and ultimately quite lonely as it doesn't provide them any true companionship. "Gay" was a perfectly fine word until the sodomites stole it and tried to make their perversion seem like a happy, normal thing to be when it's not.
So, to rephrase the question, are letsbemens really homersexual? Of course not. Neither are sissy nancyboys. Nobody is really homersexual in that "Is Sister BTB really blonde?" kind of way. It's all a choice. Yes, they can be really homersexual if you mean by their levels of flamerness/butchness, but how far they go with that just depends on how much they wish to anger decent people and Jesus when they choose their filthy, disgusting, unnatural deathstyle.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Are Lesbians REALLY gay? Or just confused?

Are letsbemens really "gay"? First, nobody engaged in the unnatural homersexual lifestyle is gay. They are all miserable and ultimately quite lonely as it doesn't provide them any true companionship. "Gay" was a perfectly fine word until the sodomites stole it and tried to make their perversion seem like a happy, normal thing to be when it's not.
So, to rephrase the question, are letsbemens really homersexual? Of course not. Neither are sissy nancyboys. Nobody is really homersexual in that "Is Sister BTB really blonde?" kind of way. It's all a choice. Yes, they can be really homersexual if you mean by their levels of flamerness/butchness, but how far they go with that just depends on how much they wish to anger decent people and Jesus when they choose their filthy, disgusting, unnatural deathstyle.

Not so, I believe it is a condition that grips the body and all of its organs in to a vice hold. To truly oust the disease you must cull your sexual desire, it is not a simple "choice". If it was a choice then people would be choosing not to be gay to be saved, fact is they can't because they are riddled with the disease.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Not so, I believe it is a condition that grips the body and all of its organs in to a vice hold. To truly oust the disease you must cull your sexual desire, it is not a simple "choice". If it was a choice then people would be choosing not to be gay to be saved, fact is they can't because they are riddled with the disease.

I speak from experience. Can you say the same?

[Larry Lee]

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Interestingly enough, when properly shtupped, even the most diesel of diesel dykes is likely to see the light of Jesus and repent from her rug munching ways. For those brothers who might be interested, the Landover chapter of BASH can sign you up for the diesel dyke street ministry. Volunteers are always needed, as the diesel dykes queue up daily to receive Jesus.

[JennyD]

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Interestingly enough, when properly shtupped, even the most diesel of diesel dykes is likely to see the light of Jesus and repent from her rug munching ways.

Brother Larry, what is this "Shtupped"? Why, if I could learn to do this, I could bring any number of the Godless Hippie Vermin to Jesus!

Could you teach me how?

[ForGodsSake]

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I think even when these big fat uglies have the choice to change they do not want to, as i believe doing what they do appeals to a lot of them.

[Larry Lee]

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Brother Larry, what is this "Shtupped"? Why, if I could learn to do this, I could bring any number of the Godless Hippie Vermin to Jesus!

Could you teach me how?

Why Sister, I'm shocked. You've never shtupped behind the baptismal font? on Pastor Al's desk? in rhythm with the congregation's singing of "Onward Christians Soldiers"? I had no idea you were such a novice in the Lord.

I'll tell you what. Let's meet after Friday evening prayer service, retreat to the privacy of one of those comfy couches in the staff lounge -- and then let the Spirit lead! I'll bring a bottle of Manischewitz.