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One such organisation that practices this therapy is Exodus International. They’ve been running courses for years and a website as well. And now, thanks to the wonders of mobile computing, Exodus International are bringing their expertise to an iPhone app to make not being gay easier to do while on the move.
Mobility guilt, yours for free.
The app is mostly a direct port of information available on the website but, importantly, it’s available while you’re out and about in case you are overcome with sexual urges and need to keep your hands busy fiddling with an iPhone instead of, you know, the same sex.
It reminds you that being homosexual is a condition that can be changed with hard work and dedication; like a flat tyre on the gayest car on Earth. Heterosexuality is a destination for gay people. Heterosexuality is moderation, or even sobriety. Homosexuality is alcoholism. Hedonism. Importantly, with God’s love, it can be cured.
Mobility guilt, yours for free.
The app is mostly a direct port of information available on the website but, importantly, it’s available while you’re out and about in case you are overcome with sexual urges and need to keep your hands busy fiddling with an iPhone instead of, you know, the same sex.
It reminds you that being homosexual is a condition that can be changed with hard work and dedication; like a flat tyre on the gayest car on Earth. Heterosexuality is a destination for gay people. Heterosexuality is moderation, or even sobriety. Homosexuality is alcoholism. Hedonism. Importantly, with God’s love, it can be cured.
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