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  • GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

    Over the past few years we have received several abusive emails from fags, dykes, homos and queers - who accuse ALL Christians of being 'Homophobics'!

    Friends, I find this not only personally offensive to myself as a REAL MAN, but a vicious attack on my True Christian faith.

    Homophobia, by definition, means the 'fear of homosexuals'. However I am NOT scared of some mincing little fag, prancing around like a sissy ballerina. Homers do NOT scare me - I just HATE them!

    I hate Homers because I'm a Christian - because my God hates them. What kind of Christians would we be if we didn't hate them too?

    But does that make us 'homophobic'? - NO - Because we are NOT SCARED of fags. We are just true to our faith.

    Homophobics probably run in the other direction when they see a sissy faggot walking towards them, dressed in his best sailor outfit. I DON'T!

    I dare any fag to come up to me in the street, and tell me to my face that I'm some scared gutless yellow little homophobic! Then he'll see I have no phobia about beating his sorry sissy ass into the ground.

    In truth, Homophobics are probably worse than homersexuals - because they are scared of homosexuals! Imagine being scared of a homo? No True Christian man should be afraid of these effeminate little queens!

    Homophobics must be even bigger sissies than homers! And God hates them for being so gutless! Glory!

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    Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

    Amen, Brother! What is there to fear from these limp-wristed sissified nancyboys? Do I feel disgust when I see one? Sure. Loathing? Of course! God calls them an "abomination," so a NORMAL person like me would naturally think of them as repulsive freaks who chose to spit in Christ's face every time they decide to commit sodomy.

    The radical queers who try and label True Christians™ as "homerphobic" are just like the nigras calling us racists. Nothing could be further from the truth©. We simply follow the Holy Bible word-for-word and do as Jesus commands. Glory!!

    Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

      I must admit that sometimes I do suffer from "homophobia", but not in the sense that I am afraid of the homos. I just fear that if their acts of debauchery might anger the Lord enough for Him to strike them down where they stand, and when you spend as much time ministering to the homos as I do, that's a risk of being caught in the crossfire!
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      • #4
        Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

        I'm afraid of homers. I'm scared they might sneeze on me and give me the AIDS.

        All homers should be required to wear a big Q on their foreheads so we know to steer clear of the queer!
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        • #5
          Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          I'm afraid of homers. I'm scared they might sneeze on me and give me the AIDS.

          All homers should be required to wear a big Q on their foreheads so we know to steer clear of the queer!
          Sister, that's not Homophobia - that's Aidsophobia!

          I'm sure if you were wearing enough protective clothing and head-gear, you wouldn't fear taking on one of these sissy pansies in fight. Glory!

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          • #6
            Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

            If anything I'd say that Christians are homoFIXics, not homophobics. That's because we try to fix what's wrong with homers through a good dose of the KING JAMES BIBLE (1611 of course)! It is to be taken at least 5 times a day for all eternity.

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            • #7
              Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

              Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
              If anything I'd say that Christians are homoFIXics, not homophobics. That's because we try to fix what's wrong with homers through a good dose of the KING JAMES BIBLE (1611 of course)! It is to be taken at least 5 times a day for all eternity.
              Amen to that; and if the KJB doesn't work, we laugh at them when they're thrown into Hell!

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              • #8
                Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

                There's nothing more hurtful to me as a True Christian(tm) than to have some Limp Wristed AIDS ridden Faggit come in here and accuse me of being a Homerphobe.
                It's persecution, that's what it is.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • #9
                  Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

                  Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
                  Amen to that; and if the KJB doesn't work, we laugh at them when they're thrown into Hell!
                  I do admit it is pretty amusing when they are cast into the fiery pits. No matter how many times God's will is fulfilled (which is all the time), I never tire of seeing it happen.

                  Go god, go!

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                  • #10
                    Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

                    Amen Brother Green! Excellent discours!!

                    Couldn't agree more.

                    But what I'am asking myself sometimes..

                    How come this filthy faggots always like to think that people who just hate them are afraid of them?

                    Someone?


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                    • #11
                      Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

                      Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                      Amen Brother Green! Excellent discours!!

                      Couldn't agree more.

                      But what I'am asking myself sometimes..

                      How come this filthy faggots always like to think that people who just hate them are afraid of them?

                      Someone?
                      Sister Juliette! Good to see you again.

                      I recently completed several days of intense undercover work at a local Lezbean commune (no, silly visitors, not in Freehold! I'm only in Iowa one week a month until The Monthly Visitor opens for business!). It was a little hairy here and there . . . they nearly found me out, largely because I'm NOT hairy in many of the same places! (Legs, etc.) But at last, I can finally shed some light on this "homophobia" business.

                      It's all part of their "Everyone's Really Queer" recruitment campaign.

                      See, they don't mean that normal people like us are afraid of homers. They mean that normal people like us are afraid WE might be homers!

                      Once they convince you that it's not cool to be a "homophobe", they'll persuade you that it's "OK to be Gay" lickety-split. The next step? "Why not experiment a little . . . just a taste, it's free!"

                      Soon, normal people like us are sliding down the slippery slope to sleazy sensual same-sex sexuality, an addiction which knows no bounds!

                      Normal young ladies like us would be massaging one another's dirty pillows and practicing to be cunning linguists . . . especially French! Normal men like Pastor Zeke and Brother B-J would trying each other's guns on a long hunting trip . . . but forgetting their rifles at home!

                      See how their evil plot works? It's disgusting!

                      Someone set fire to the commune right after I left, but they apparently have a newfangled sprinkler system and little damage was done.
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                      • #12
                        Re: GOD HATES HOMOPHOBIA!

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        Sister Juliette! Good to see you again.

                        I recently completed several days of intense undercover work at a local Lezbean commune (no, silly visitors, not in Freehold! I'm only in Iowa one week a month until The Monthly Visitor opens for business!). It was a little hairy here and there . . . they nearly found me out, largely because I'm NOT hairy in many of the same places! (Legs, etc.) But at last, I can finally shed some light on this "homophobia" business.

                        It's all part of their "Everyone's Really Queer" recruitment campaign.

                        See, they don't mean that normal people like us are afraid of homers. They mean that normal people like us are afraid WE might be homers!

                        Once they convince you that it's not cool to be a "homophobe", they'll persuade you that it's "OK to be Gay" lickety-split. The next step? "Why not experiment a little . . . just a taste, it's free!"

                        Soon, normal people like us are sliding down the slippery slope to sleazy sensual same-sex sexuality, an addiction which knows no bounds!

                        Normal young ladies like us would be massaging one another's dirty pillows and practicing to be cunning linguists . . . especially French! Normal men like Pastor Zeke and Brother B-J would trying each other's guns on a long hunting trip . . . but forgetting their rifles at home!

                        See how their evil plot works? It's disgusting!

                        Someone set fire to the commune right after I left, but they apparently have a newfangled sprinkler system and little damage was done.
                        You seem to have done your homework! I thank Jesus for Godly sisters like you who risk your lives and eternal security by coming within ten miles of unsaved trash. Praise! We should find a way to sue the sprinkler company for aiding and abetting enemies of God. I'll call Pat Robertson and get him on it!

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