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    Here's How Homer Mormon Men Look Straight, Marry a Woman.

    There are some strange things in what is called Mormonism: Homer men taking straight wives, then telling every one about it.

    At LBC, we can spot homers before they marriage and they are kicked out.

    I'm seeing why Mormonism is a cult.

    Gay Mormons Marrying Women
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/23/gay-mormons-marry-women_n_1620142.html?utm_hp_ref=religion
    Gay Mormons Marrying Women
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    Re: Here's How Homer Mormon Men Look Straight, Marry a Woman.

    Once again, the Mormons are completely incorrect about the situation. Being gay is a choice, so if a homosexual marries a woman and has children with her, he is no longer gay, as long as he does not have sex with other men or fanasize about having sex with men. Of course, if he later chooses to be gay again, then he is no longer straight and is once again an abomination in the eyes of the Lord who will burn for all eternity in the lake of fire.

    As a 100% cure Ex-Gay(c), I understand the lure of filthy, man on man sex. My hunger for anal penetration consumed me for so many years that I almost feel sorry for those that still choose to be similarly obsessed with rectums and their unholy use.

    But deep in my soul I understand that God hates those weak willed individuals who intentionally defy Him by engaging in same sex carnality. This is yet another way that the Mormons are damning themselves and those they influence to an eternity of torment.

    Except for Mitt Romney of course. God has chosen him to be the next Republican President of His favorite country, so he is exempt from any and all criticism or sin.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Re: Here's How Homer Mormon Men Look Straight, Marry a Woman.

      Thank you, Professor Bessemer, for providing us an academic overview.

      It is curious why these homer Mormons would accomodate their behavior instead to taking a cure.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: Here's How Homer Mormon Men Look Straight, Marry a Woman.

        I'm wondering if the Bible story of Onan is applicable here. If a straight wife finds that her husband is a homer, might not the brother-in-law be required to have sex with her to provide offspring?
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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          Re: Here's How Homer Mormon Men Look Straight, Marry a Woman.

          I wouldn't feel comfortable being in the same bed with a homosexual. No chastity belt would feel safe enough to protect my delicate backsided nether regions.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #6
            Re: Here's How Homer Mormon Men Look Straight, Marry a Woman.

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            I wouldn't feel comfortable being in the same bed with a homosexual. No chastity belt would feel safe enough to protect my delicate backsided nether regions.
            The homer male must carry more sin on him than any creature on earth. Best to always avoid.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #7
              Re: Here's How Homer Mormon Men Look Straight, Marry a Woman.

              How many straight wives does it take?



              YiC,

              Zech
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