[TinaSantafe, whore]

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It also shows that he is in fact interested and attracted to the opposite sex.

It is just a matter of time before Jesus completely sets him free from an addiction to prostate stimulation.

GLORY!!!

Who says I can't still stimulate his prostate?

Although, I have a boyfriend now and we're in in a monogamous relationship, so, as much as I'll talk about what I enjoy or what I've done in the past, ain't nothing new gonna be happening with me any time soon. Not until he's ok with it, at any rate.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Who says I can't still stimulate his prostate?

Although, I have a boyfriend now and we're in in a monogamous relationship, so, as much as I'll talk about what I enjoy or what I've done in the past, ain't nothing new gonna be happening with me any time soon. Not until he's ok with it, at any rate.

So friend, you willingly admit that you are a transexual.

If you have read all of the forums, then, by now, you should know that men wearing women's clothes is an abomination.

Of course, given that your mind has been seared with a hot iron, you will have trouble grasping this in your tasteless pursuit of thigh high stockings, tampons, and Lady-blah blah memorabilia.

Friend, this is tragic.

[Mikey Anderson]

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Interesting, Mikey is getting all friendly with a slut.

One, I don't think she's a slut. And two- Hey, us rebels gotta stick together!

I thought he hated sluts and wouldn't be friends with such people.

I don't hate sluts, and I said that at the moment I'm not friends with any. Sure I have "slutty" friends - short shorts, duckface users, obsessive makeup usage - but I don't have any friends who f*ck every guy.

Then again, I guess Tina charges for it, so that makes her a whore, not a slut. Right, Tina? That's what Mom always said. "The whores are smart enough to charge for it. The sluts just give it away!"

Let's just bring up something she just said.

Although, I have a boyfriend now and we're in in a monogamous relationship, so, as much as I'll talk about what I enjoy or what I've done in the past, ain't nothing new gonna be happening with me any time soon. Not until he's ok with it, at any rate.

Oooh she's totally a whore. Totally.

Uh-oh, boys...looks like we got us a Queer-Off©!!!

Oh hahahaha! You're so funny!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Michael, you are not a rebel, you are a dirty God mocker who seems to think it funny to poke fun at our most cherished beliefs.

Why do you come here if you hate God so much?

Is there not enough Internet that you have to trespass unwanted here like some painted strumpet in a gentleman's club, a whore in a Pastor's study or a member of the gaywise in church?

Why don't you go back to your foetid basement and keep plying your penile member to continuous games of Doom or Quake or what ever it is you kids play these days.

YIC

[Mikey Anderson]

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Michael, you are not a rebel, you are a dirty God mocker who seems to think it funny to poke fun at our most cherished beliefs.

I mean a rebel on this site, as I'm gay and you guys don't necessarily approve of that (not that I need you to) and I'm not religious. Ohhhohooh I'm not poking fun at you, what makes you think I'm poking fun at you?

Why do you come here if you hate God so much?

How can you hate someone you don't believe exists?

[QUOTE]Is there not enough Internet that you have to trespass unwanted here like some painted strumpet in a gentleman's club, a whore in a Pastor's study or a member of the gaywise in church?[/QUOTE

Oh, no there is. There's this site called tumblr, there's twitter, there's facebook... I just think you people are ridiculous. Uh, and "a member of the gaywise"? That's a new one.

Why don't you go back to your foetid basement and keep plying your penile member to continuous games of Doom or Quake or what ever it is you kids play these days.

Why a basement? I have a bedroom, thank you very much. And um, I've never played a game called "Doom or Quake"? I don't even know what that is. The only two games I've ever played with my friends at a party or something is truth or dare, and spin the bottle, and those two games are pretty commonly used, so um. Yeah. I'm pretty sure a lot of straight people play those games too.

Thaaaanks. But um, you people really need to loosen up. How can you resist oreo-y goodness? I bet when no one's watching, you guys go buy oreos and stash them for later. Yep.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** more fag crap ***

Michael, it's not a matter of what WE approve of: it's what JESUS approves of, or in your case, DISAPPROVES of.

As you can see by your sig line (thanks for changing that, by the way), Jesus thinks you are a scumbag because you eat other men's poop and you molest children.

While I agree with Him, if He hadn't told me to think you are an abomination, i might have never come to that conclusion.

See? It's easy!



YiC,

Zech

[Mikey Anderson]

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Michael,

I hate that name. Sounds too.. professional. It's Mikey, alright?

[QUOTEit's not a matter of what WE approve of: it's what JESUS approves of, or in your case, DISAPPROVES of.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, yeah. Jesus disapproves, I gotcha.

As you can see by your sig line (thanks for changing that, by the way), Jesus thinks you are a scumbag because you eat other men's poop and you molest children.

First of all, eat other men's feces? Well um, I have to say I've never done that before. And uh, I molest children? Nono, I've only been a teenager for four years. I'm only 16 years old, um, I've never molested a child before. Um, straight people molest children, too, you know.

While I agree with Him, if He hadn't told me to think you are an abomination, i might have never come to that conclusion.

Okay, well maybe it's just that you are so insecure that you need someone to make the simplest decisions for you. If you're going to judge someone at all, you should at least do it by your standards, not by someone else's.
I'm sorry but whenever you say "abomination", I can't help but to think of the abominable snowman from the one episode of Scooby Dooby Doo. You know what that is, right?

See? It's easy!

Totally.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I don't even know who that is..

Late twentieth century philosopher/poet.

[Didymus Much]

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I don't even know who that is...

Late twentieth century semi-talented Canadian philosopher/poet, aka whiny skank from Ottawa

FTFY.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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FTFY.

Late twentieth century talentless, screeching harpy (and Canadian skank).

FTFY.

[Nobar King]

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Dear Mr. Michael Anderson: I'm appalled at your beliefs and I can't understand why you would write the things that you have posted and I'm not sure why you're even here unless it's to poke fun at the wounds in the body of Christ.

God bless you, anyway.

NK

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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^BTW, I eat oreos and I believe I'm underweight for my height and age. How can one live without oreos?
Picking on someone for eating oreos is like picking on someone for living. You just can't do that, bro.

Hy young anal loving friend, if you are indeed underweight, I suggest that you stop your analsex escapade right now. Due to the curse placed on homosexurals by the Lord for engaging in their anal lust, there is an inabbility to hold food in the body for the proper time due to the lack of muscle dtrangth in the rectal area(when one sits on poles too many times, such as you have done, demons enter the anal dwelling and invade the prostate to the degree of becoming legion, my friend.

Thus, you are left with a quicker process of dying for your homoxesual sins.

Genesis
1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image,(Man and a woman from the man)

after our likeness(lordship to have dominion of everything)

and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.



Genesis
1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Genesis
1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be

1.) fruitful, (have sex, children) and
2.) multiply, (children have children) and
3.) replenish the earth, (with people) and
4.) subdue it (tame and control it): and
5.) have dominion (rule)
- over the fish of the sea, and
- over the fowl of the air, and
- over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.(so that it will provide nurishment that will enable one to live to reporduce)

Like the sin of witchcraft, homosexuality is one of the terrible sins of man that is ultimately rebellious to the plans and intentions of Jesus, and he has cursed you for it.

1 Samuel

15:23 For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.

This explaind why you do not recognize your underweight anohexia as a curse; according to the Bible, your mind does not work properly due to your witchcrafts(as I have just shown you).

Romans

1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
1:29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Since your eye and you anus offends you, and since I have a Slingshot Annointing(I am accurate to the 1/1000 of an inch, and many homosexuals have come to Jesus as a result of being pelted by annointed rocks and ball bearings, I could take care of that offensive eye of yours.


Friend, there are many methods that we can use to drive these demons from your body, but you must also repent of your stubborness, witchcraft, Ru-Paul posters, MCR, oreos and homosexuality.

[Deaner]

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Jeezus;

What about the ones they've just come out with that have the double shot of cream. Hang on, I think I'm gonna puke.

[Mikey Anderson]

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Dear Mr. Michael Anderson: I'm appalled at your beliefs and I can't understand why you would write the things that you have posted and I'm not sure why you're even here unless it's to poke fun at the wounds in the body of Christ.

Yeah, well I'm appalled by your beliefs. You guys are poking at my life, I'll poke at yours.
That sounded really weird...

Hy young anal loving friend, if you are indeed underweight, I suggest that you stop your analsex escapade right now. Due to the curse placed on homosexurals by the Lord for engaging in their anal lust, there is an inabbility to hold food in the body for the proper time due to the lack of muscle dtrangth in the rectal area(when one sits on poles too many times, such as you have done, demons enter the anal dwelling and invade the prostate to the degree of becoming legion, my friend.

Um, no. Yes, I was bulimic for a while, but not anymore. I was around 70 pounds when I was 13, to 14 and a half. I got over it, though, with therapy and support. Back then I was a virgin, so it definitely had nothing to do with an "inability to hold food in the body". And yeah, I'm still underweight but that's because I'm still gaining the weight I lost from said eating disorder, and I exercise regularly.

Since your eye and you anus offends you, and since I have a Slingshot Annointing(I am accurate to the 1/1000 of an inch, and many homosexuals have come to Jesus as a result of being pelted by annointed rocks and ball bearings, I could take care of that offensive eye of yours.

Um, so far I've never been hit by a slingshot. And no thanks, I like my eyes. Um. Yeah.

Friend, there are many methods that we can use to drive these demons from your body, but you must also repent of your stubborness, witchcraft, Ru-Paul posters, MCR, oreos and homosexuality.

Am I being stubborn? Sorry...? Oh, and haha, I don't practice any witchcraft, sorry. And I will never apologize to anyone for loving My Chemical Romance, so don't hold your breath. Oreos, no thanks. I like oreos. And I like my boyfriend. And I suppose that since I like men, then I like being gay. So um, nope. Sorry, no can do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't practice any witchcraft, sorry. And I will never apologize to anyone for loving My Chemical Romance, so don't hold your breath. Oreos, no thanks. I like oreos. And I like my boyfriend. And I suppose that since I like men, then I like being gay. So um, nope. Sorry, no can do.

So you admit that you are an unrepentant sodomite. Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

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