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    WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

    I just found out my helmsman, Mr. Sulu, is gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that. But he's gay!
    This puts a whole new spin on things. Those long nights in my cabin, showing him the Captain's Log as he gave me back rubs to ease the tension from a long day straddling the galaxy and wrestling with those pesky Klingons, I thought it was all about friendship! When I heard this news, you could have set my personal phaser to stun! What could have been more manly than that time Sulu wandered around the Enterprise topless and sweaty, brandishing his sword at various crewmen?
    Beam me up Scotty, because I am flabbergasted! Chekov, him I could see. He was a little too much like a Russian Monkee for my tastes. But not Sulu!
    Yes, he was always enthusiastic when I ordered him to engage thrusters or to load a photon torpedo into the tube, but I always just assumed it was because he wanted to do a good job.
    I'm an open-minded captain though, and I won't let this affect my opinion of him in any way. Hey, that just leaves more alien chicks for me, right? That's cool.
    Mr. Sulu, set a course for Uranus, warp factor 10.
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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  • #2
    Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

    It looks like I'm going to need to teach you about Catholicism.

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    • #3
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      Time to give up Star Trek buddy.....

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      • #4
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        Alright, two chicks! Score! What say I giggitty you two up to my gedoogitty ship and we'll giggitty giggitty goo all the way to Xanax 2! LOL! We only use Astroglide on my ship, and in space no one can hear you moan with pleasure!
        Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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        • #5
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          I feel sick....

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          • #6
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            I'm sorry, baby. It happens quite often the first time someone is beamed up and warped away. We call it space sickness. A nice glass of synthehol will help calm your cute little tummy before I boldly go all over it.
            Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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            • #7
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              Are you always this lewd?

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              • #8
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                You don't think I caught the space herpes by playing it coy, do you? Don't worry your pretty little head about it though. Unlike earth herpes, space herpes is completely curable through contact with human saliva.
                Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                • #9
                  Re: WHAT?!? Sulu's WHAT?!?!

                  Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                  You don't think I caught the space herpes by playing it coy, do you? Don't worry your pretty little head about it though. Unlike earth herpes, space herpes is completely curable through contact with human saliva.
                  Do you think I enjoy or welcome your overt sexual advances?

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                  • #10
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                    LOL! I'm Captain James T. Kirk! Women have fallen to me all over the galaxy! If you're a lesbian, it's not worth my time to try and turn you.
                    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                    • #11
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                      I'm no lesbian, but I don't enjoy being spoken to as if I were some harlot.

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                        I'm sorry, baby. It happens quite often the first time someone is beamed up and warped away. We call it space sickness. A nice glass of synthehol will help calm your cute little tummy before I boldly go all over it.

                        Sorry last time I checked you only had a pansey ass little enterprise which you broke! twice! thank god they gave the D to someone with a cock and not just viagra.

                        Picard can blow his load on me but not a wimpy home boy like you!

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                        • #13
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                          I'm sorry. I promise I won't offer you any money. LOL!
                          Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                            Sorry last time I checked you only had a pansey ass little enterprise which you broke! twice! thank god they gave the D to someone with a cock and not just viagra.

                            Picard can blow his load on me but not a wimpy home boy like you!
                            ROFL! If Picard had any balls he would do what it takes to get the job done!
                            Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
                              I'm sorry. I promise I won't offer you any money. LOL!
                              I am a nun, Captain. We do not cavort about and have sex, instead remaining abstinent to allow us to focus on faith and avoid sin.

                              We could meet for a religious study session, if you like.

                              Besides, if you have access to so many exotic alien women, why pursue an Italian Catholic nun?

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