Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Saturday past was the 22nd annual parade of homers throughtout Ireland's second city - Belfast. The town thronged with homers and enablers. But I managed to get a pretty good spot by the city hall, I travelled up in my trustee mini bus and gave it to those homers. I had a huge stick in my hand with a massive banner on top, telling them that they and their pride are an abomination.

That is me on the far right of the picture below. I'm glad I went, some homers even approached me afterwards to enquire of my whereabouts later that evening. We swapped numbers and I called them at 2am as agreed, I seen it as my christian duty to inform them of the BASH programme, a few are coming to see me next week for full details. Praise Jesus.

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

You should have just put down your sign and enjoyed the party. I went to my local pride last June and it was a blast! I even got to laugh at the religious people standing out on the street corner next to Pride, holding up their signs telling us how sinful we are. Heh, I kinda got to blow their minds a little and that was REALLY fun.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

You should have just put down your sign and enjoyed the party. I went to my local pride last June and it was a blast! I even got to laugh at the religious people standing out on the street corner next to Pride, holding up their signs telling us how sinful we are. Heh, I kinda got to blow their minds a little and that was REALLY fun.

No, you probably didn't "blow their minds". Know what you did?

There may have been a few in that group of Christians thinking, "Gee, these homosexuals are a lot like us. Maybe I should ignore Biblical teaching and decide that I know better than God, and stop fighting gay sodomarriage."

Then you "blew their minds", and helped those wavering Christians remain strong in their faith, by showing them what the sodomites are really about . . . sleaze, perversion, sin, and death!

Well done.

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

No, you probably didn't "blow their minds". Know what you did?

There may have been a few in that group of Christians thinking, "Gee, these homosexuals are a lot like us. Maybe I should ignore Biblical teaching and decide that I know better than God, and stop fighting gay sodomarriage."

Then you "blew their minds", and helped those wavering Christians remain strong in their faith, by showing them what the sodomites are really about . . . sleaze, perversion, sin, and death!

Well done.

Actually, no. I had even more fun than that.

Me: So, you say same sex relationships are wrong?
Them: I didn't say it; God says they're wrong.
Me: Ok, so, does that mean I'm only supposed to date men?
Them: That's what the Bible says; that's how you get right with God.
Me: I have to date men even though I have a penis?

At which point, he kinda started babbling incoherently. It was funny. I can't wait to try it again next year.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

Actually, no. I had even more fun than that.

Me: So, you say same sex relationships are wrong?
Them: I didn't say it; God says they're wrong.
Me: Ok, so, does that mean I'm only supposed to date men?
Them: That's what the Bible says; that's how you get right with God.
Me: I have to date men even though I have a penis?

At which point, he kinda started babbling incoherently. It was funny. I can't wait to try it again next year.

As I said, you showed him what sodomites are really about. Sleaze, perversion, sin, and death. If he was considering thinking sodomites were OK people, you've made sure he rejects that idea. Well done!

It's almost like you're working for us.

Next year, he will come back even stronger, and bring friends, including any who have (for example) been tricked by ladyboys like you.

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

Next year, he will come back even stronger, and bring friends, including any who have (for example) been tricked by ladyboys like you.

Actually, I think he and his friends probably WANT to be 'tricked' by girls like me. See, I earn my money by being a webcam model. I get on camera and guys pay me to take my clothes off while they watch. Surprising thing is, a lot of those guys are self described 'conservative Christians.' I wonder if the men from Landover Baptist have already been in my chat room?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

Actually, I think he and his friends probably WANT to be 'tricked' by girls like me. See, I earn my money by being a webcam model. I get on camera and guys pay me to take my clothes off while they watch. Surprising thing is, a lot of those guys are self described 'conservative Christians.' I wonder if the men from Landover Baptist have already been in my chat room?

Ah, so you're one of the ladyboys who likes to trick men.

I'm sure that gentleman and his buddies will be looking for you.

Is "Tina" a reference to crystal meth? I heard all you webcam prostitutes are into drugs.

[TinaSantafe, whore]

Re: Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

Ah, so you're one of the ladyboys who likes to trick men.

Does it count as 'tricking' them if I tell them, up front, what I'm packing in my panties? I mean, it would be hard for my customers to NOT know, since I'm listed under the 'shemale' and 'transsexual' sections of the site I webcam on.

Is "Tina" a reference to crystal meth? I heard all you webcam prostitutes are into drugs.

Wait, wut? No, honestly, I know nothing about meth and don't know how you got that from the name 'Tina.'

Anyway, I'm more 'stripper' and less 'prostitute.' I don't feel comfortable doing sex work unless there's a good, safe, buffer between myself and the client and the internet provides that. I think the most I would consider is doing porn and even though that would involve me having sex with other people, it's in a safe and controlled environment.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Irish homers, nothing to be proud about - I showed them

Does it count as 'tricking' them if I tell them, up front, what I'm packing in my panties? I mean, it would be hard for my customers to NOT know, since I'm listed under the 'shemale' and 'transsexual' sections of the site I webcam on.

No, it just counts as depraved sin.

Wait, wut? No, honestly, I know nothing about meth and don't know how you got that from the name 'Tina.'

Because it's common street talk, and you're a common street ladyboy:

Methamphetamine (crystal methamphetamine, tina, crystal meths, krank, tweak, ice)



Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_Ti...#ixzz22u1MEVYh

Anyway, I'm more 'stripper' and less 'prostitute.' I don't feel comfortable doing sex work unless there's a good, safe, buffer between myself and the client and the internet provides that. I think the most I would consider is doing porn and even though that would involve me having sex with other people, it's in a safe and controlled environment.

Then that'd make you a prostitute. Congratulations. Why do you hate God?