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How many belts?
How many belts do you wear? I only wear one. It goes thru my belt loops. If you wear 2 belts you are gay. If you wear more than 2 belts, you're really gay. STOP IT! (If you wear your belt backwards, you're gay, too).
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I wear a belt now, but what about suspenders? Who knows, when I'm old and grizzled, I might switch to suspenders.
I agree, two belts is gay and makes you look like one of those emo heathens.A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
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Suspenders are like vertical belts. They perform a function, like belts, which is to keep your pants on.
Secondary belts are un-necessary. If the first belt wasn't good enough, get rid of it!!
People who wear suspenders and don't need them: gay, although, I suspect that they will make a return appearance on the fashion scene (gay).Comment
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Oh, I thought this topic was going to be about discipling children and uppity women. In most cases, I'd agree that only one belt should be needed, but when dealing with the plus-sized feminazi, such as our own Grunts With Exertion, I can see how a whole handful of belts might be called for.
Also, it's worth noting that over here, wearing suspenders makes you very very gay indeed.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Praise, Farmer Hackwith,Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
I thought you already were old and grizzled! But no matter what age you are, if you've got thin hips and a fat waist, suspenders keep the pants up! After all, nothing looks dumber than a belt buckled tight around the tops of the thighs with the ole gut hanging out, and the pantlegs dragging in the mud!
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The extra belts are obviously meant to provide a convenient handle for the sexual partners of these deviants while engaging in homosexual practices. That's why they don't run the belt through the belt loops - so they can remove their pants and still leave a belt or two behind for the boyfriend. The depravity of these fools never fails to disgust me.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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I have to say I've always had a certain amount of respect for guys who wear suspenders AND a belt. Either they've had some traumatic pants-dropping experience (like skeeter in that marching band incident) or else they just have a deep-seated desire to REALLY ensure that their britches don't drop for any sinful reasons.
It does have a classic look.
But I guess it can look pretty gay.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I don't get why teens wear jeans that are so low that shows their butt crack with a belt. [sic] Like what is the point? I already know you are wearing a pleather belt. I don't get it.
The belt only serves one purpose here....
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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I have a friend who wears four belts on occasion
I don't know how they all stay on though.
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You haven't died of a drug overdose yet? I have to admit to being quite shocked that you're still alive with your degenerate lifestyle.Originally posted by roserougesang View PostI have a friend who wears four belts on occasion
I don't know how they all stay on though.Posted via Prayer
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Like Brother T, I was hoping for a thread on Godly forms of discipline. I suppose we're still stuck with rods and switches, eh?
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