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  • ironlungs
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2008
    • 10

    #1

    amazing

    homer is nit the same as homosexual, yet you fucktards still act like there's a connection, i'm bisexual (as in i will shag both genders) and have never heard gays use the word homer
    ban me please, it will just show you are too afraid of masterdebation, oh wait, you probably didn't get that you redneck (this is the muterfucking invitation) scum! i combined masturbation and debate
  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #2
    Re: amazing

    Originally posted by ironlungs View Post
    homer is nit the same as homosexual, yet you piffletards still act like there's a connection, i'm bisexual (as in i will shag both genders) and have never heard gays use the word homer
    ban me please, it will just show you are too afraid of masterdebation, oh wait, you probably didn't get that you redneck (this is the muterpiffleing invitation) scum! i combined masturbation and debate
    Friend, what troubles you so? Do you think you're the first sodomite that's been on this Holy forum? You want civil debate yet all you do is insult us. Relax and lay your burdens at the feet of Baby Jesus. Would you like to say a prayer with me?

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    • Don the Baptist
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 480

      #3
      Re: amazing

      Originally posted by ironlungs View Post
      homer is nit the same as homosexual, yet you piffletards still act like there's a connection, i'm bisexual (as in i will shag both genders) and have never heard gays use the word homer
      ban me please, it will just show you are too afraid of masterdebation, oh wait, you probably didn't get that you redneck (this is the muterpiffleing invitation) scum! i combined masturbation and debate
      Ahhh, I rather suspected that you may be queer. Homer most assuredly IS an accepted deviant (you KNOW what that means don't you boy) spelling of homosexual here at LBC. This is the LBC forum and as such you should familarize yourself with commonly accepted alternative spellings in use here by the Godly congregants.

      Redneck? Why such hatred son? See, you are just trying to stop trouble now.
      Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: amazing

        Originally posted by ironlungs View Post
        ...have never heard gays use the word homer...
        Dear friend:

        So what? We don't follow the politically correct terminology du jour and call them the LGBTQQMOUSE community or whatever.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • ironlungs
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          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2008
          • 10

          #5
          Re: amazing

          sorry, but if you expect to be taken seriously then you should try to speak in understood terms, i'm sure telling americans you've hit a homer will just make them think you were playing baseball rather than punched a homosexual
          still strange how none of you can explain yourselves, maybe you are all just domestic driving e-thugs who like to talk tough on the net where no-one can actually thump you

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: amazing

            Originally posted by ironlungs View Post
            sorry, but if you expect to be taken seriously then you should try to speak in understood terms, i'm sure telling americans you've hit a homer will just make them think you were playing baseball rather than punched a homosexual
            Thank goodness that we have you here to teach us how to communicate with people in our own country. Perhaps you'll also deign to enlighten us as to how to work the shift key and how to punctuate independent clauses correctly instead of writing one immense run-on sentence.

            still strange how none of you can explain yourselves, maybe you are all just domestic driving e-thugs who like to talk tough on the net where no-one can actually thump you
            In addition to the answers that people here have already given you, this entire discussion board is here for your reading pleasure. It even has a search function.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Don the Baptist
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2008
              • 480

              #7
              Re: amazing

              Originally posted by ironlungs View Post
              sorry, but if you expect to be taken seriously then you should try to speak in understood terms, i'm sure telling americans you've hit a homer will just make them think you were playing baseball rather than punched a homosexual
              still strange how none of you can explain yourselves, maybe you are all just domestic driving e-thugs who like to talk tough on the net where no-one can actually thump you
              Well, see you are just showing your stupidity now - it mattereth not if we are beating a homer or playing baseball, we would use a bat.

              Anyone (without poop for brains) knows that you never smack a homer, you may get some of that AIDS riddled spit or blood on you or some such foolishness.

              Then where would you be - HELL, that right - along with the other AIDS patients.
              Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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