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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12311
    #1

    Listen, Kid. Punch "LIKE" on Homer Marriage, You're Gone.

    A Mayor friend of mine, a good Baptist, up in Crookston, MN, called the other day laughing so hard I couldn't get him settled down.

    Finally, he explained what was so funny. A Cathoic kid in Crookston mentioned to a friend on FaceBook that he thought it was OK for homers to marry.

    Someone showed the post to the local Catlick Bishop and, BOOM, no Catlick Confirmation cememony for that kid. He's gone.

    My Mayor friend thought it was so funny because Catlicks think when it says "Friend" on FaceBook, it really means friend. Among Catlicks, it means enemy--you get turned in to the nasty Bishop.

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    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12311
      #2
      Re: Listen, Kid. Punch "LIKE" on Homer Marriage, You're Gone.

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      A Mayor friend of mine, a good Baptist, up in Crookston, MN, called the other day laughing so hard I couldn't get him settled down.

      Finally, he explained what was so funny. A Cathoic kid in Crookston mentioned to a friend on FaceBook that he thought it was OK for homers to marry.

      Someone showed the post to the local Catlick Bishop and, BOOM, no Catlick Confirmation cememony for that kid. He's gone.

      My Mayor friend thought it was so funny because Catlicks think when it says "Friend" on FaceBook, it really means friend. Among Catlicks, it means enemy--you get turned in to the nasty Bishop.

      http://www.kfgo.com/news-details.php?ID=0000012057
      Just when I thought my laughing Mayor friend was the only one who knew about this homer-loving kid, it shows up in the national media.

      Catholic Teen's Facebook Costs His Confirmation
      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/15/lennon-cihak-minnesota-teen-denied-confirmation-gay-marriage_n_2140109.html?utm_hp_ref=religion
      Catholic Teen's Facebook Costs His Confirmation
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765
          #3
          Re: Listen, Kid. Punch "LIKE" on Homer Marriage, You're Gone.

          Of course that liberal media paints him to look like some kind of social hero, when in fact he's naught but a Mary-worshiping cracker eater.

          There's no honor among spiritual thieves.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: Listen, Kid. Punch "LIKE" on Homer Marriage, You're Gone.

              Sodomite "marriage" is so plainly wrong that not even the Vatican't pedophile ring can countenance it. Even the Romanist lowerarchy has to have some standards.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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